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All you GOATs out there,...time to butt some heads and take some names...and mostly give all the other teams the "2024 What-For"!   Feel free to check in here...and feel freer to start "head bangin'" all the other teams at will (good naturedly, of course).  ;D

Recognizing that last year's contest results were an anomaly and that we are most likely going to be at the top of the "heap" again this year when the smoke clears, our number one goal beyond that obvious result is to not let anybody on the other teams "out-trash-talk" us!   ;D :D 

Most of the team has already checked in on the old 2023 contest section.  For those that haven't, let us know if you are still out there in cyber space and are planning on playing...   :icon_thumright:

Jim

:funnyturkey: :funnyturkey: :funnyturkey: :newmascot: :newmascot: :funnyturkey: :funnyturkey: :funnyturkey:

Jiffy pop and yodel have already started slinging little pebbles at us from their side of the fence. No worries though, by April I will be in peak wrasslin shape and these other teams are gonna feel like a chicken caught in a tractors nuts.

 :happy0064: :toothy12: :anim_25:

I is here captain!

Quote from: reflexl on February 12, 2024, 09:21:05 AM
I is here captain!

Quote from: JeffC on February 12, 2024, 11:30:46 AM

Quote from: reflexl on February 12, 2024, 09:21:05 AM
I is here captain!

I don't know if you know this but your goat has stuff on its head.

I think the Scattered Flockers are trying to re-unite.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20240213/e0783ba116d63082b7900cbedc360549.gif)

 :toothy12: :icon_thumright:

 :funnyturkey:

I is here.

Update 2/13:  All 2023 team members (except crow) have checked in and confirmed their participation for this spring's contest.   :icon_thumright: (Hopefully, crow will check in soon with his confirmation)

:icon_thumright: (Hopefully, crow will check in soon with his confirmation)

Where is Cranky???

Quote from: JeffC on February 14, 2024, 08:20:10 AM
Where is Cranky???

:D :D ...Not sure where he is.  Sent him a pm a few days ago and have not heard back.  Hoping he just hasn't been on recently due to other distractions, but it does raise a bit of concern.  ...Can't afford to lose one of our best trash talkers for the contest.  We might not be able to keep up with you guys!   ;D :D

I see "Hapless" woke up and ate his way out of your club house   :TooFunny:

. You try hard, sir. It's pretty clear that GOATS are always on your mind. Do you get a nervous twitch whenever you hear that word?

...Got the confirmation from crow that he is back and is "in".  Looks like the entire squad is back from 2023.   :icon_thumright:

 :newmascot: gobble gobble

Okay I am on STRIKE!! till you Grummpies wake up and talk Guesswho into staying!!!

Quote from: JeffC on February 15, 2024, 08:04:12 AM
Okay I am on STRIKE!! till you Grummpies wake up and talk Guesswho into staying!!!

We're doing our best...but the boy is pretty stubborn...   ::) :)
Then again, if it makes you ease up on us, we may have to consider the pros and cons...   ;D :toothy9:

Tell Guesswho to give me a call if he wants to be on a GREAT team. We'll take him, and not call him a boy.  :TooFunny:

Cheers  ;D

FullChoke

Quote from: FullChoke on February 15, 2024, 12:13:07 PM
Tell Guesswho to give me a call if he wants to be on a GREAT team. We'll take him, and not call him a boy.  :TooFunny:

Cheers  ;D

FullChoke

Good luck trying to sign him.  The contract he wanted with the GOATS was significantly higher than we could afford.  We added up all of our "discretionary funds" and came up with five dollars and eighty-three cents.  He would settle for nothing less than six. We had to reluctantly let him go...   ;D

STRIKE OVER.... Guessnot is going to hang around and save you sorry bunch of Grumpies

Now "Reject" on the other hand should be sent packing for his choice of clothing... :TooFunny: :toothy12: :TooFunny:

And someone should really check the meds "Hapless" is taking....

Hey GN it looks like "Reject" got stuck in fence again!!

I just was just testing out the meds that Guesswho said he was going to quit taking.

And while your at it he needs his diaper changed

Think old "Reject" posted this in our thread when he wanted to post it in "Tinder"

I'm seeing a little " goat envy" going on here. Lots of attention here. Did any of you goats get flowers 2for Valentines day that were" anonymous".  :z-flirtysmile3: :z-flirtysmile3: Just an observation, Z

I have a lot of anonymous admirers. That's been the story of my life.

 :z-dizzy: :z-dizzy:

I just wanted to drop in and respectfully wish you gentlemen good luck in this year's contest. I hope everyone has a safe and successful 2024 season. 

Good luck to you as well!

Quote from: zelmo1 on February 16, 2024, 05:31:45 AM
I'm seeing a little " goat envy" going on here. Lots of attention here. Did any of you goats get flowers 2for Valentines day that were" anonymous".  :z-flirtysmile3: :z-flirtysmile3: Just an observation, Z

It's all part of the plan Z! Seems to be working so far!. Keep em busy surfing the interweb for goat pics instead of preparing for the upcoming season........

I got a dollar for you! Oh oohh ooohhh! Gotta be quicker than that!!!!!

I heard they went all in on GPS, thinking that it stood for GOAT Positioning system. With it, they hoped to find the secret to our profound wisdom, advanced physical abilities, good-looks, freakishly amazing woodsmanship, and overall appeal to the general public. Results haven't been good for them. However, Jiffy Pop has a garbage bag full of oatmeal cream pie wrappers that he refers to as "evidence" that they are on the right track.

I saw that the Police had to go find you again "Hapless"  :help:

Quote from: Happy on February 16, 2024, 07:56:59 AM
I have a lot of anonymous admirers. That's been the story of my life.

Wake up you goots. I am embracing my Scottish blood, so you will now be " The GOOTS" . Sounds cooler. My wife isnt impressed with my new accent, but she is trapped here if she wants to hunt with me  :funnyturkey: Z

Grummpies are still chasing Sabbaticals in their dreams... :TooFunny: :toothy12: :goofball:

I don't think we are the ones dreaming....

Quote from: Happy on February 20, 2024, 11:51:40 AM
I don't think we are the ones dreaming....

So Grummpies "Cuddling" better explained your absence this morning??? :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :toothy12:

Quote from: JeffC on February 20, 2024, 03:42:24 PM

Quote from: Happy on February 20, 2024, 11:51:40 AM
I don't think we are the ones dreaming....

So Grummpies "Cuddling" better explained your absence this morning??? :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :toothy12:

It's called being in the gym at 4:30am and then going to work. Us GOATS know how to prepare, you don't need to worry about us.

 :you_rock: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :toothy12:  all that hard work is paying off :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Since Cranky poked crackedegg to put up 1 of the calls he won to be a traveling call....I seem to be the one who keeps your thread active, most viewed, I should be included in getting the call, maybe even 1st  :z-winnersmiley: :funnyturkey:

Dont worry, we'll have just the call for you---when the time is right

They view to witness the greatness known as the GOATS so don't "kid" yourself jiffy pop. See what I did there?

Quote from: Happy on February 20, 2024, 05:01:52 PM
They view to witness the greatness known as the Grumpies

cant forget the "Happless selfie"      :TooFunny: :toothy12: :TooFunny:

Quote from: JeffC on February 20, 2024, 09:07:47 PM
cant forget the "Happless selfie"      :TooFunny: :toothy12: :TooFunny:

I am more of a Copenhagen type guy. That mint stuff is for sissies.

Morning "Grummpies"  kinda quiet over here , guess "Happless" is still in gym 

 :TooFunny: :toothy12: :TooFunny:

I was out of the gym by 5:45am. Gotta keep up sir.

No worries know "Reject will clean my car"   :you_rock: :TooFunny: :toothy12:

Nice to see "Reject" woke up

Keep it up Goats, we got him right where we want him. I think Jiffy Pop was so busy scrolling and posting goat pics that he forgot to go hunting last year!  :TooFunny:

All part of the Master Secret Plan, let those 2 and 3yr old Toms get to be 5 & 6yr old monster birds

Quote from: JeffC on February 22, 2024, 04:17:18 PM
All part of the Master Secret Plan, let those 2 and 3yr old Toms get to be 5 & 6yr old monster birds

I like it! Keep up the good work! :icon_thumright:

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Quote from: Paulmyr on February 22, 2024, 01:20:13 PM
Keep it up Goats, we got him right where we want him. I think Jiffy Pop was so busy scrolling and posting goat pics that he forgot to go hunting last year!  :TooFunny:

Ouch!  Goats-1  JeffC- 0

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Looks like we may not have much competition. Right now it looks like:
The Goats
The Sink Stoppers
The Splattered Snot
The Boring Twinkies
The Spelling Bees

 :character0029:

 :wave: :wave:

Quote from: reflexl on February 22, 2024, 07:46:14 PM
Looks like we may not have much competition. Right now it looks like:
The Goats
The Sink Stoppers
The Splattered Snot
The Boring Twinkies
The Spelling Bees

I tried to be nice and look where it gets me.

Dont mind Reject, all the Grummpies start to need their meds amped up this time of year

I tried to be nice and look where it gets me

That was your first mistake. It's all on good fun, so fire away.

Next thing the "Grummpies" will start blabbering about chasing "Sabbaticals" :z-dizzy: :z-dizzy:

We don't really chase anything. We just let things run around for a bit for our amusement. When we decide it's time, then we end it.

Quote from: reflexl on February 22, 2024, 07:37:31 PM
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The Battered flunky Flock--- soon to be filleted, dipped, rolled and deep fried or maybe just plucked and roasted

Quote from: Happy on February 22, 2024, 08:39:07 PM
We don't really chase anything. We just let things run around for a bit for our amusement. When we decide it's time, then we end it.

So this picture is accurate :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Hey, the ladies love flowers.... and me. I can't help it.

Nice to see that "Cranky" finally woke up, next time remember to take your curlers out  :TooFunny: :goofball:

Flaunt em if you got em

That's it keep him going boys!!! Seasons almost here!

Hey Jiffy Pop, I got a dollar for yah!

See you got some new camo this year "Peepaul"  :icon_thumright: :TooFunny:

And not to be outdone "Reject" got matching camo :goofball: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

 :z-dizzy: :z-dizzy: :z-dizzy:

and now "crackedshell went and started the delusional "sabbatical" hunting to "cranky"....someone needs to get the nurses to triple up the meds!!!

Kinda funny observation. When I get up in the morning and check our page. Nothing. About 8 am I check and someone is attempting to harass us. Yet we are the ones accused of always sleeping

Quote from: JeffC on February 23, 2024, 07:48:39 AM
See you got some new camo this year "Peepaul"  :icon_thumright: :TooFunny:

Although pink is my color, I'm not sure that's me because I don't do tiara's!

Here fishy, fishy!.......twitch, twitch, nibble, nibble.........ooh, ooh, I think I got a bite! Twitch, twitch.......

Unlike most fish. Early morning is not the best time to catch a scattered flocker.

Quote from: Happy on February 23, 2024, 08:44:26 AM
Unlike most fish. Early morning is not the best time to catch a scattered flocker.

Yeah, but they persistent little buggers so you never know!

Here JeffC, JeffC, JeffC.........twitch, twitch.........

I guess all that gym work is paying off "Happless" took 4 cops and 2 town workers to round you up.. :toothy12:

Yup, and 2 of them fellers fought dirty. Didn't recall tasers being on the list of items allowed.

I guess when you spit, bite, kick and gore people tasers are fair to use.  :funnyturkey: Z

Quote from: reflexl on February 22, 2024, 07:46:14 PM
Looks like we may not have much competition. Right now it looks like:
The Goats
The Sink Stoppers
The Splattered Snot
The Boring Twinkies
The Spelling Bees

What? Where are the  Puns N Posers? No returning chumps this year?!

Rumor has it they crapped themselves when they heard the GOATS were assembling. Figure they will be around after they regain their composure and get cleaned up.

So poor "Cranky" heard there is a contest, :TooFunny: :toothy12: :TooFunny: so he put on his Sunday best...

Go big or go home, and if you ain't handy you better be handsome

 :goofball:

Nice to see "Happless" woke up   :TooFunny:

Well at least we know what kind of decoys ole Jeffc is going to use. This aught to be a slam dunk.

Isn't that nice, "Reject" crawled out from under his rock... :toothy12: :icon_thumright:

And "Cranky" says I am too ugly!?!  You should look in the mirror... :anim_25: :TooFunny: :toothy12:

Getting creepy, last one looks like my grandmothers sister.  :OGturkeyhead: Z

Who knew ole Jeff had such an ugly girlfriend. ruffff

Quote from: reflexl on February 27, 2024, 12:20:00 PM
Who knew ole Jeff had such an ugly girlfriend. ruffff

She's the best he could manage after that picture you posted of him went viral

Morning "Grummpies" , looks like lacire wont be joining the fun this year, I thought we would have heard from him by now.

Don't tell Jeff, because he doesn't know sabatticals are shape shifters. He'll take that gal home just thinking she smells a little different and he'll wake up with a head ache and  all his creme pies eaten and his shorts missing, no sweetheart in site. Of course the goats could have warned him, but these hard headed younguns just gotta learn in the hard way.

"Crackedshell" hit the neighbors Magical garden again, dreaming of " Sabbaticals".  So where is OUR new calls there "Mr. Crackedshell"???

Saw on the local police report "Reject" was picked up again "street walking", guess he needs extra money to go to store and buy a few frozen turkeys for the contest... :TooFunny: :toothy12: :TooFunny:

Well jiffypop, Sams club has the best turkey deal, but they throw away the beards and spurs....dang the luck

As for the calls, I wish I knew where they were. I have not received them yet. I was told they would be coming soon but I have not seen them yet. I'm getting pretty anxious. 

Since youall are so nice to me...I will share a pin where I roosted some Turkeys

Appreciate the offer, Jiffy Pop. Us GOATS are too smart for that, though. The gobblers in GOAT country have started roosting in caves and trying to be nocturnal out of fear. Rumor has it that they have already started breeding. They know that for many, they won't make it till the end of spring and are trying to get their fun before they meet their fate.

Early bird gets the worm

Well "Cranky" looks like the "worm" got 1 of your Grummpy team  :icon_thumright: :toothy12: :TooFunny: ...

Oh poor Jiffy Pop, never seeing the true picture. That is a decoy, it's not turkey season so we're practicing on pythons (or worms if you want). It's amazing what/who falls for our subtle tricks, even gullible people on forums. Just imagine how much trouble gobblers are about to be in.

 :toothy9:

 :happy0064:

 :wave:

I think big balls by AC/DC is more GOATLY.
However, you scattered flockers should adapt the " let it go" theme. Y'all will never be as good-looking, knowledgeable, and charismatic as the GOATS. I will be clear that I am the best looking of the group though.

Quote from: Happy on March 01, 2024, 06:23:25 PM
I think big balls by AC/DC is more GOATLY.
However, you scattered flockers should adapt the " let it go" theme. Y'all will never be as good-looking, knowledgeable, and charismatic as the GOATS. I will be clear that I am the best looking of the group though.

Good Looks and a turkey hunter? How do the women resist! :z-flirtysmile3:

They try, but i am off-limits.fortunately this gobbler got picked off the market pretty quickly by an extremely good-looking lady, and he is at least smart enough to stay with his hen.

Quote from: Happy on March 01, 2024, 08:17:06 PM
.fortunately this gobbler got picked off the market pretty quickly by an extremely good-looking lady,

The streams must have been flowing high that day with tears from all the broken hearts! :'(  and the sigh of relief the local fellas let out musta have sent a power surge through the electrical grid from overloaded windmills!!!!!

 :z-dizzy: :z-dizzy:

Man!! That really must have been a terrible day for the ladies! I see Jiffy Pop is still sick from excitement because of it!!!!!!

Poor Jeffy, he always was too high strung. I am afraid the strain is more than he can bear.

Quote from: Happy on March 02, 2024, 08:28:39 AM
Poor Jeffy, he always was too high strung. I am afraid the strain is more than he can bear.

I know, right!!! It's effected him so badly, he's obviously suffering from Goat Derangement Syndrome.

Won't be long now and he'll be posting goat pics all over the Internet!!!!.......hmmm.....wait a sec! ???

Morning "Grummpies" only 8 more weeks, maybe 7 if I hunt MD. Getting closer!! :morning: :z-guntootsmiley:

Early bird gets the worm! I'm set for about 10 days.  :fud: :OGani:

Good Luck!

Morning sir! I woke up this morning and am still good-looking. Things are running right on schedule.

Good-looking and Platinum level member of the Elitist club

Quote from: Happy on March 04, 2024, 09:46:07 AM
Morning sir! I woke up this morning and am still good-looking. Things are running right on schedule.

Good-looking and Platinum level member of the Elitist club

Geese, that's not me sir. That's a face a mother would have a hard time loving.

Good-looking and Platinum level member of the Elitist club

Quote from: JeffC on March 04, 2024, 03:50:56 PM

Quote from: Happy on March 04, 2024, 09:46:07 AM
Morning sir! I woke up this morning and am still good-looking. Things are running right on schedule.

Good-looking and Platinum level member of the Elitist club

Thats a sheep you maroon

Quote from: crow on March 04, 2024, 07:44:28 PM

Quote from: JeffC on March 04, 2024, 03:50:56 PM

Quote from: Happy on March 04, 2024, 09:46:07 AM
Morning sir! I woke up this morning and am still good-looking. Things are running right on schedule.

Good-looking and Platinum level member of the Elitist club

Yeah "Happless" thats a sheep with your face.... :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Cant believe your calling your teammate a maroon "Cranky"....




Thats a sheep you maroon

Happy won't be bamboozled by your trickery

oh yes he will, he's too busy in the gym...pick things up...put things down...

I am hip to what's up. I've been prepping for the annual upcoming GOAT 2025 calendar shoot. While I was on the treadmill, I came across a Night and Hale video called ultimate spring. They lied. I figured that somehow, they had video footage of me when they decided to go with that title. That's false advertisement at its finest.

Good-looking and Platinum level member of the Elitist club

Morning Grummpies...the Flock is back together...lacire is coming out of semi-retirement to once again help beat down the Delusional Sabbatical chasing Grummpies!!!

Break open the ammo.........

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From one turkey killer to another....some of us are reliving some painful memories with the opening of another season...


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I'm glad to see Crowbait and Happless back for another year..... and another beating.  :whip2:

Jeff, I just went through all your posts today and just wanted to publicly apologize for leaving you alone out here with all this goat poop....

Quote from: lacire on March 07, 2024, 12:42:03 AM

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That's an upgrade! Collapsible stock. I like it.

Good-looking and Platinum level member of the Elitist club

Quote from: lacire on March 07, 2024, 12:55:23 AM
Jeff, I just went through all your posts today and just wanted to publicly apologize for leaving you alone out here with all this goat poop....

Was doing the best I could to keep them in their straight jackets, locked in their padded cells. Guess the meds wore off.

Because lacire is back!! :TooFunny:

Quote from: JeffC on March 07, 2024, 07:31:36 AM

Quote from: lacire on March 07, 2024, 12:55:23 AM
Jeff, I just went through all your posts today and just wanted to publicly apologize for leaving you alone out here with all this goat poop....

Was doing the best I could to keep them in their straight jackets, locked in their padded cells. Guess the meds wore off.

Yah, I heard they can't have a turkey dinner without "some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

I don't see anything on here much from Gobbleknots, it's heck only beating up on a teams weakest links..... :deadhorse:

dont let them "Grummpies" near the Chianti, I live on that stuff :icon_thumright:

somebody go wake up "Reject" tell him the gang is back together  :blob10: :toothy9: :goofball: :TooFunny:

Uh, oh, the gang is back together!

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 :newmascot:

 :funnyturkey:

The goats must all be huddled in their blind together, awfully quiet this season. Must be realizing there golden days are over and having to come to terms with it..... balder, wrinklier and more like pot belly pigs than the lean and trim goats of yesteryear.

They were still taking their meds...think "Reject" just woke up :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Still fairly lean and trim. Checked in at about a buck-80 this morning. Just biding my time. Have a lot of loose ends to tie up work- wise before I can get going. Thank goodness we have a few weeks still

Good-looking and Platinum level member of the Elitist club

Quote from: lacire on March 07, 2024, 08:30:57 AM
I don't see anything on here much from Gobbleknots, it's heck only beating up on a teams weakest links..... :deadhorse:

Good to see you back, buddy.  I was beginning to worry that the champion trash talker from last year's contest had retired (although Jeff has been doing a great job in your absence).  As for me, I am around, but my teammates have been doing such a fine job with our usual harassment strategy that I haven't felt the need to jump in.  Besides, my trash talking is not on the same level as some of the guys on both of our teams!   ;D :D

Good to see the "Grand Puuba" checking in on his herd of "Grummpies", (we probably need someone to bail us all out when we go tooo far)  Looking forward to another great season. Wish you a Happy, Safe and Successful season Sir.

Quote from: Happy on March 08, 2024, 05:16:49 PM
Still fairly lean and trim. Checked in at about a buck-80 this morning. Just biding my time. Have a lot of loose ends to tie up work- wise before I can get going. Thank goodness we have a few weeks still

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Ha! That ain't me for sure! Ol' porky is barely a jake! Speaking of which, have I ever told the story of the turkey that refused to die?

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Quote from: lacire on June 02, 1975, 11:51:17 PM

Quote from: Happy on March 09, 2024, 08:14:10 AM
Ha! That ain't me for sure! Ol' porky is barely a jake! Speaking of which, have I ever told the story of the turkey that refused to die?

Good-looking and Platinum level member of the Elitist club

Ok Mr. Platinum let's hear it.

I will type it up tonight when I am unwinding for the evening

Good-looking and Platinum level member of the Elitist club

 :TooFunny: :toothy12: :TooFunny:

Looks like he's praying for some divine inspiration.

Well, here is my best effort typing with hooves.
One morning many years ago, I was headed to one of my favorite spots to turkey hunt. This was my first hunt of the year and I was about to learn a lesson the hard way. Typically I would sneak in quietly and be seated about 125 yards from where the gobblers liked to roost if they were in the area. I was in position when the first gobble cut loose and it caught me by surprise. Not only was it behind and across the field from me but it sounded like about a half-dozen of them. It was already getting light but I reacted in my typical cat-like manner and made a graceful 300 yard dash across the wide open field to get on the same side as them. This is a big field. Probably 1000 yards long by 300 yards wide. It would have taken me a while to stay in the woods and go around. Somehow i made it undetected and was now on the same side as them and about 250 yards away. Cutting the distance to about 125 yards I was running out of cover and was going to get picked off if I continued. They were still in the tree, roosted in a little peninsula of trees that jutted into the field, just tearing it up. with the landscape being what it was and the amount of turkeys I was hearing, I would have swore I was in Texas. Except these were manly gobbles and not the typical Rio whimpy gobble. Taking a quick survey of the landscape, I backed up a tick to use a slight swell in the field to my advantage. They would have to crest that swell to see my calling position and it would put them at about 40 yards of my mossberg loaded with 3.5" #6 hevi-shot. As soon as I got situated I started calling and I gave them everything I had. I could hear hens in the mix and knew that my only hope was to sound like I had a party going on as well. When the turkeys started coming out of the trees, it was a sight to behold. I just caught flashes of them between the trees and the swell in front of me. It was a typical early-spring mixed flock and I could hear plenty of bickering and jockeying among the flock with an occasional gobble thrown in. I kept picking away and soon I had at least one gobbler responding. I caught two fans breaking the crest of the hill and got my gun up.           

Here is a flashback....
A few days before this I was checking the zero of my red dot. I fired a round and it was a tick further left than I liked so I gave it a few clicks to the right and called it good. I never fired a confirmation shot. This is round 1 of where I got to pay for that mistake.

The two gobblers crested the hill in full strut and then deflated, stretching their necks up and looking for that hen that they knew they should see. I settled the red dot on the neck of the gobbler on the right (thank goodness) and took my shot. He hit the dirt, flopping and a just sat there for a second and then stood up and started to collect my pot call and striker, as well as put my seat cushion back in place. For some reason, I glanced behind me to check on him and was very startled to see him getting his legs under him and starting to make a break for it. I quickly racked another shell and proceeded to roll him again just as he was getting a good head of steam. Thinking it was over I finished my initial task and started walking towards him. This is where he got his legs under him again. Racking my final round,  I belted him once again with my final round. Taking no chances, I started to him quickly and he once again got his legs under him and the race was on..
I discarded the gun gently for the situation, as it was useless for anything other than blunt force trauma, and hit top racing speed. It was a fantastic hundred yard dash that ended with me making a diving, open field tackle that then resulted in a wrestling match. I managed to get my hands around his neck while getting spurred and beat in quite a lively fashion. I wound up winning the fight but he definitely made a good accounting of himself. You would have thought after this that i would have gone home and checked the zero of my gun. Nope, It took me missing another gobbler a few days later at 25 yards to realize that it was shooting way right and I was lucky, or unlucky, enough to get a few pellets from the left side of the pattern to connect at all. So in closing, please verify your guns are sighted in. This may save some suffering on the turkeys end and keep some dignity on the shooters end.

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Cant believe it... I had this trail camera on a field and caught this Grummpie running , never knew what it was all about, thanks for clearing that picture up "Happless"

Also got a picture of "Happless" claiming his trophy... :TooFunny: I know "Cranky" its not a Turkey, just let "Happless" have his moment. That farmer is still looking for his prize pig....

Quote from: Happy on March 09, 2024, 08:42:21 PM
Well, here is my best effort typing with hooves.
One morning many years ago, I was headed to one of my favorite spots to turkey hunt. This was my first hunt of the year and I was about to learn a lesson the hard way. Typically I would sneak in quietly and be seated about 125 yards from where the gobblers liked to roost if they were in the area. I was in position when the first gobble cut loose and it caught me by surprise. Not only was it behind and across the field from me but it sounded like about a half-dozen of them. It was already getting light but I reacted in my typical cat-like manner and made a graceful 300 yard dash across the wide open field to get on the same side as them. This is a big field. Probably 1000 yards long by 300 yards wide. It would have taken me a while to stay in the woods and go around. Somehow i made it undetected and was now on the same side as them and about 250 yards away. Cutting the distance to about 125 yards I was running out of cover and was going to get picked off if I continued. They were still in the tree, roosted in a little peninsula of trees that jutted into the field, just tearing it up. with the landscape being what it was and the amount of turkeys I was hearing, I would have swore I was in Texas. Except these were manly gobbles and not the typical Rio whimpy gobble. Taking a quick survey of the landscape, I backed up a tick to use a slight swell in the field to my advantage. They would have to crest that swell to see my calling position and it would put them at about 40 yards of my mossberg loaded with 3.5" #6 hevi-shot. As soon as I got situated I started calling and I gave them everything I had. I could hear hens in the mix and knew that my only hope was to sound like I had a party going on as well. When the turkeys started coming out of the trees, it was a sight to behold. I just caught flashes of them between the trees and the swell in front of me. It was a typical early-spring mixed flock and I could hear plenty of bickering and jockeying among the flock with an occasional gobble thrown in. I kept picking away and soon I had at least one gobbler responding. I caught two fans breaking the crest of the hill and got my gun up.           

Here is a flashback....
A few days before this I was checking the zero of my red dot. I fired a round and it was a tick further left than I liked so I gave it a few clicks to the right and called it good. I never fired a confirmation shot. This is round 1 of where I got to pay for that mistake.

The two gobblers crested the hill in full strut and then deflated, stretching their necks up and looking for that hen that they knew they should see. I settled the red dot on the neck of the gobbler on the right (thank goodness) and took my shot. He hit the dirt, flopping and a just sat there for a second and then stood up and started to collect my pot call and striker, as well as put my seat cushion back in place. For some reason, I glanced behind me to check on him and was very startled to see him getting his legs under him and starting to make a break for it. I quickly racked another shell and proceeded to roll him again just as he was getting a good head of steam. Thinking it was over I finished my initial task and started walking towards him. This is where he got his legs under him again. Racking my final round,  I belted him once again with my final round. Taking no chances, I started to him quickly and he once again got his legs under him and the race was on..
I discarded the gun gently for the situation, as it was useless for anything other than blunt force trauma, and hit top racing speed. It was a fantastic hundred yard dash that ended with me making a diving, open field tackle that then resulted in a wrestling match. I managed to get my hands around his neck while getting spurred and beat in quite a lively fashion. I wound up winning the fight but he definitely made a good accounting of himself. You would have thought after this that i would have gone home and checked the zero of my gun. Nope, It took me missing another gobbler a few days later at 25 yards to realize that it was shooting way right and I was lucky, or unlucky, enough to get a few pellets from the left side of the pattern to connect at all. So in closing, please verify your guns are sighted in. This may save some suffering on the turkeys end and keep some dignity on the shooters end.

I have to say very enjoyable and well written, I'd give it 5 thumb ups.  :icon_thumright: :icon_thumright: :icon_thumright: :icon_thumright: :icon_thumright:

Glad y'all liked it. For a second I broke the internet with this story. Kinda like when that Cardashian gal broke it with her butt. Unlike her, I was pretty sure I didn't sit on it.

2 hooves up bro  :turkey2: Z

Nice hunt and story

If you'd used that tss slug right off, it would of saved you the aerobics  :fud:

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Quote from: Happy on March 09, 2024, 08:42:21 PM
Well, here is my best effort typing with hooves.
One morning many years ago, I was headed to one of my favorite spots to turkey hunt. This was my first hunt of the year and I was about to learn a lesson the hard way. Typically I would sneak in quietly and be seated about 125 yards from where the gobblers liked to roost if they were in the area. I was in position when the first gobble cut loose and it caught me by surprise. Not only was it behind and across the field from me but it sounded like about a half-dozen of them. It was already getting light but I reacted in my typical cat-like manner and made a graceful 300 yard dash across the wide open field to get on the same side as them. This is a big field. Probably 1000 yards long by 300 yards wide. It would have taken me a while to stay in the woods and go around. Somehow i made it undetected and was now on the same side as them and about 250 yards away. Cutting the distance to about 125 yards I was running out of cover and was going to get picked off if I continued. They were still in the tree, roosted in a little peninsula of trees that jutted into the field, just tearing it up. with the landscape being what it was and the amount of turkeys I was hearing, I would have swore I was in Texas. Except these were manly gobbles and not the typical Rio whimpy gobble. Taking a quick survey of the landscape, I backed up a tick to use a slight swell in the field to my advantage. They would have to crest that swell to see my calling position and it would put them at about 40 yards of my mossberg loaded with 3.5" #6 hevi-shot. As soon as I got situated I started calling and I gave them everything I had. I could hear hens in the mix and knew that my only hope was to sound like I had a party going on as well. When the turkeys started coming out of the trees, it was a sight to behold. I just caught flashes of them between the trees and the swell in front of me. It was a typical early-spring mixed flock and I could hear plenty of bickering and jockeying among the flock with an occasional gobble thrown in. I kept picking away and soon I had at least one gobbler responding. I caught two fans breaking the crest of the hill and got my gun up.           

Here is a flashback....
A few days before this I was checking the zero of my red dot. I fired a round and it was a tick further left than I liked so I gave it a few clicks to the right and called it good. I never fired a confirmation shot. This is round 1 of where I got to pay for that mistake.

The two gobblers crested the hill in full strut and then deflated, stretching their necks up and looking for that hen that they knew they should see. I settled the red dot on the neck of the gobbler on the right (thank goodness) and took my shot. He hit the dirt, flopping and a just sat there for a second and then stood up and started to collect my pot call and striker, as well as put my seat cushion back in place. For some reason, I glanced behind me to check on him and was very startled to see him getting his legs under him and starting to make a break for it. I quickly racked another shell and proceeded to roll him again just as he was getting a good head of steam. Thinking it was over I finished my initial task and started walking towards him. This is where he got his legs under him again. Racking my final round,  I belted him once again with my final round. Taking no chances, I started to him quickly and he once again got his legs under him and the race was on..
I discarded the gun gently for the situation, as it was useless for anything other than blunt force trauma, and hit top racing speed. It was a fantastic hundred yard dash that ended with me making a diving, open field tackle that then resulted in a wrestling match. I managed to get my hands around his neck while getting spurred and beat in quite a lively fashion. I wound up winning the fight but he definitely made a good accounting of himself. You would have thought after this that i would have gone home and checked the zero of my gun. Nope, It took me missing another gobbler a few days later at 25 yards to realize that it was shooting way right and I was lucky, or unlucky, enough to get a few pellets from the left side of the pattern to connect at all. So in closing, please verify your guns are sighted in. This may save some suffering on the turkeys end and keep some dignity on the shooters end.

Surprisingly articulate tale, infused with realism, drama and vivid imagery. My word that ChatGBT is really getting good!

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Keep going fellas. Burn all that energy up.

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I hope you weren't up till 2am thinking that up.

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is this any better "Happless"??

Actually, that one is one of my favorites. Thank goodness I know I am good-looking and am pretty secure in my rugged masculinity.

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Quote from: Happy on March 14, 2024, 05:10:27 AM
I hope you weren't up till 2am thinking that up.

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No Hap I don't think I was up that late, the orderlies usually come around and check on us a couple times a night and I also need my beauty sleep too (or for what's left of my cognitive functions to work a little anyway) My time stamp is probably off as much as my humor, I think I'm the only SF team member west of the Mississippi so we're at least a couple hours difference. At about 10:30 pm the last thing I sent was to Zobo and his team "The Trapdoor Long Johns", since I thought the new team needs a little heckling too.

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Hey, the battle of the leg lamp was one of the best parts of that movie.

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Appears somebody from the Goats posted a gobbler!!!!

Congrats Paul on your gobbler, nice work

Well done sir

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Quote from: Paulmyr on March 16, 2024, 11:50:39 PM
Appears somebody from the Goats posted a gobbler!!!!

Congratulations Paul.

someone needs to go rattle "Reject's" cage and wake him up!! Teams are posting scores!! time to start a score thread "Reject"..

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Congratulations  :icon_thumright:

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Happlless must have got into that "Green garden" again...

Ya got anything good? With the next couple of weeks I am going to have, I could use it!

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There's some mushrooms growing in my woods....I think Jeffc and Lacire have already been sampling some magic mushrooms!

Quote from: eggshell on March 18, 2024, 08:14:50 PM
There's some mushrooms growing in my woods....I think Jeffc and Lacire have already been sampling some magic mushrooms!

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Quote from: Happy on March 18, 2024, 07:34:27 PM
Ya got anything good? With the next couple of weeks I am going to have, I could use it!

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FOUL, thats too scary. :OGturkeyhead: Z

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Since you finally woke up "Reject" and started the score thread, I will send you a hot pin drop on 2 nice big turkeys...

Quote from: JeffC on March 20, 2024, 08:02:19 AM
Since you finally woke up "Reject" and started the score thread, I will send you a hot pin drop on 2 nice big turkeys...

Man I am pumped! Can wait to get after them! I am straight up running over them with my wifes car. Take no prisoners in turkey land!

I was strolling through the woods and found jeffy's hunting blind.
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Not a 1oo% sure but I may have used the old walls of an "outhouse" one time as a hide from a roosted Tom. Old farm house that was partially collapsed, had small out building off to one side, may have been a shed or outhouse? Either way didnt work, Tom went the other way.

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I was strolling through the woods and found jeffy's hunting blind.
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Quote from: lacire on March 20, 2024, 02:24:35 PM

Quote from: reflexl on March 20, 2024, 12:59:13 PM
I was strolling through the woods and found jeffy's hunting blind.
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Yeah they kind of didn't tell the rest of the story. We rented that thing out to a dude that was going to turkey hunt and ran out of depends. It happens.

"Nah we be having no women tell us what to do."  "Reject" quote...... :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

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I told him not to buy that gun off Lacire, all his guns are limp....

Listen "Crackedshell", you are not a Grummpie to listen to!! Just look at what you did to yourself "self medicating"... :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :toothy12:

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Yeah, my wife would agree I am a horny old goat too.

Jeffy,
Don't be jealous that us GOATS are full of testosterone and manliness. You scattered flockers just get back to your soy lattes, man buns, and skinny jeans and let the men do men stuff.

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 :TrainWreck1: It's been brought boys  :popcorn: :popcorn:. OHHHHH BOY.  :you_rock:  Z

Quote from: Happy on March 22, 2024, 10:39:50 AM
Jeffy,
Don't be jealous that us GOATS are full of testosterone and manliness. You scattered flockers just get back to your soy lattes, man buns, and skinny jeans and let the men do men stuff.

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Yeah you and "Crackedshell" are just overflowing with manliness... :TooFunny:

Quote from: eggshell on March 22, 2024, 06:50:46 AM
I told him not to buy that gun off Lacire, all his guns are limp....

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Quote from: eggshell on March 22, 2024, 06:50:46 AM
I told him not to buy that gun off Lacire, all his guns are limp....

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It's probably just over compensation  :TooFunny:

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It takes big cahonnes to shoot big guns. Just saying. Not to throw any glances over at some of our more tender shouldered competitors.

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This " tender shouldered shooter" is content with his " pea shooter". Good luck to all you " overcompensaters" Z

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Probably right on the last one. Us GOATS will be hunting turkeys even after we have last our minds and don't remember why.

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Quote from: Happy on March 24, 2024, 07:49:21 AM
Probably right on the last one. Us GOATS will be hunting turkeys even after we have last our minds and don't remember why.

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"After you lost your minds" never knew you all had any brains!!!  :icon_thumright: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :toothy12: :z-dizzy:

Quote from: Happy on March 24, 2024, 07:49:21 AM
Probably right on the last one. Us GOATS will be hunting turkeys even after we have last our minds and don't remember why.

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I thought I got everyone of them right... but what do I know... I gotta lay off those mushrooms  :TooFunny:

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"The Sound Of Silence"


Goodbye to Silence my old Friend,
It's time to hear from LaEclair once again
..... to be cont.

Quote from: crow on March 26, 2024, 10:32:28 PM
"The Sound Of Silence"


Goodbye to Silence my old Friend,
It's time to hear from LaEclair once again
..... to be cont.

Good to see you posting... hope you're doing well.

I don't mind the banter, but calling in children might be a bit much. How about changing it to something else.

Quote from: eggshell on March 27, 2024, 07:31:17 AM
I don't mind the banter, but calling in children might be a bit much. How about changing it to something else.

This meme is taken directly from The Brothers Grimm fairytales that my mother use to read me when I was a child. If anything is being implied here it's not being implied by me. If GobbleNut finds this offensive all he has to do is ask and I'll remove it. I've added a link to the story below if anyone else cares to also read it to their children.

https://ririro.com/the-pied-piper-of-hamelin/

All right "Grummpies" I have 24 days till season starts!!  :you_rock: :you_rock:  :anim_25:

That's fair enough Lacire, we'll leave it up to Gobblenut and Old gobbler. If both of them are ok with it then  so be it. I personally would be offended, but we all see things differently and in the end it's Shannon's to decide what is inappropriate. I will never read The Brothers Grimm Fairytales, but I respect anyone's choice to do so. I guess I am just a grumpy old goat after all. I run a ministry for Incarcerated and troubled youth, so the topic is sensitive to me. I know you mean no harm and are just having fun, but sometimes fun still cuts a little deep to some. Carry on and good luck hunting 

Quote from: eggshell on March 28, 2024, 08:35:19 AM
That's fair enough Lacire, we'll leave it up to Gobblenut and Old gobbler. If both of them are ok with it then  so be it. I personally would be offended, but we all see things differently and in the end it's Shannon's to decide what is inappropriate. I will never read The Brothers Grimm Fairytales, but I respect anyone's choice to do so. I guess I am just a grumpy old goat after all. I run a ministry for Incarcerated and troubled youth, so the topic is sensitive to me. I know you mean no harm and are just having fun, but sometimes fun still cuts a little deep to some. Carry on and good luck hunting

I removed it for you.

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Thnx Lacire. I wouldn't have popped your balloon, but it was MIchigan football colors and that just can't fly for a buckeye. Would you like a creme pie to cheer you up?

Morning "Grummpies"...21 Days!!!

We love you to Jeffc

Cant believe it, "Cranky" killed the Easter Bunny! I am telling Santa Clause.

There's a lesson to be learned there ....JIm Croce said it best in a song, you don't pull on superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind and you don't mess around with Jim (Jim is synonymous with GOATS, since Jim is our captain). So keep it up and see. Fortunately we take our frustrations out on gobblers. 

Oh I fear the "Grummpies"!! :TooFunny: :toothy12: :TooFunny:

You calling us fat? . Oatmeal cream pies  are a convenient meal that covers all the basic food groups

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"Happless" trying to roost a turkey... :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

It's sometimes theorized that us GOATS are part turkey. My youngest boy has another theory. After several years of watching my ability to get really close to wild animals and also having domestic animals just gravitate to me, he has officially dubbed me a "Disney Princess."

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Quote from: Happy on April 05, 2024, 08:32:23 AM
It's sometimes theorized that us GOATS are part turkey. My youngest boy has another theory. After several years of watching my ability to get really close to wild animals and also having domestic animals just gravitate to me, he has officially dubbed me a "Disney Princess."

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"Happless the Disney Princess"   :you_rock: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :toothy12:

. I like the delusional club edit. Nice touch.

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Are any of the wildfires near you or your hunting areas in WEST VA ?

Wrong state but close. And yes we had a wildfire near one of the leases

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Quote from: JeffC on April 05, 2024, 11:41:27 AM

Quote from: Happy on April 05, 2024, 08:32:23 AM
It's sometimes theorized that us GOATS are part turkey. My youngest boy has another theory. After several years of watching my ability to get really close to wild animals and also having domestic animals just gravitate to me, he has officially dubbed me a "Disney Princess."

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"Happless the Disney Princess"   

You are good looking, Happy! I'd say more cute than handsome, but you're free to identify however you choose to.  :icon_thumright: :TooFunny:

I'm glad some people can appreciate my good looks. However, I look nothing like that goat. I am not cute, I am ruggedly handsome and considered a man among men. Chuck Norris calls me sir, and Jennifer Anniston is still trying to find a suitable replacement for me after i broke up with her around 20 years ago.

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Quote from: Happy on April 07, 2024, 06:08:40 PM
I'm glad some people can appreciate my good looks. However, I look nothing like that goat. I am not cute, I am ruggedly handsome and considered a man among men. Chuck Norris calls me sir, and Jennifer Anniston is still trying to find a suitable replacement for me after i broke up with her around 20 years ago.

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Your killing me.... :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Quote from: Happy on April 07, 2024, 06:08:40 PM
I'm glad some people can appreciate my good looks. However, I look nothing like that goat. I am not cute, I am ruggedly handsome and considered a man among men. Chuck Norris calls me sir, and Jennifer Anniston is still trying to find a suitable replacement for me after i broke up with her around 20 years ago.

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"considered a man among men".... :TooFunny: :toothy12: :TooFunny:

If you have a problem envisioning my manliness. Just Google Keith Stone commercials. You'll get the idea.

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I googled "Happless Delusional Princess"   :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

I appreciate you Happy, you lovable delusional goat. You keep on being " special" bro. You are one of the more happy and confident goats I ever met. Z

When your childhood influences were Johnny bravo, Kelso from that 70's show, Keith Stone, and Randy Macho Man Savage, how could I not be confident?

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I think our uniforms are nicer than the outfit you were spotted wearing... :goofball: :toothy12: :toothy12:

Quote from: JeffC on April 09, 2024, 11:59:38 AM
I think our uniforms are nicer than the outfit you were spotted wearing... :goofball: :toothy12: :toothy12:

I think that was the time reflexl was protesting Zebra hunting in Africa, if I remember right he didn't get much airplay as it was during the same time they were broadcasting John and Yoko's Bed-in for peace.

I'm digging the shades!

PeePaul's custom camo!! :toothy12: :toothy12:

What can I say? Sometimes my inner Elton John comes out! I try to keep him in the closet but there's no holden back the Rocket Man  :newmascot:       when turkey season comes along! Now, if I can just find that Pinhoti thong!

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Quote from: JeffC on April 09, 2024, 11:59:38 AM
I think our uniforms are nicer than the outfit you were spotted wearing... :goofball: :toothy12: :toothy12:

I think that was the time reflexl was protesting Zebra hunting in Africa, if I remember right he didn't get much airplay as it was during the same time they were broadcasting John and Yoko's Bed-in for peace.

I tracked that zebra for 33 miles then jumped on it with a knife to get the hide for that outfit so there is that. Too bad the hide wasn't big enough to make you a suit too.

Quote from: reflexl on April 09, 2024, 08:55:11 AM
I see splattered snot has new uniforms.
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Yup Jeff telling Lacire that there's no zipper. if you didn't wear depends then pee down your leg.

Thank you, needed a good laugh

Kinda looks like they already have peed down their legs.

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Wow!!  :drool:
I hope we're gonna pass that around like we're doin with the calls GobbleNut won from Zelmo1!! Sure be fun to spend a couple days "runnin and gunnin" in that rig!! 

That beast there would beat the heck out of a boat! I am in!

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Oh Lacire, if you only knew how you have revived an old thread from a different forum many years ago. Gobblenut has a long and old reputation for lobbing mortars at gobblers. That boat that sunk was the USS Gobbler Destroyer, he converted into a cruise ship before it sank.   

 :happy0064:  Wake up "Grumppies" 10 more days!!!   :z-guntootsmiley:  I know you clowns are ready to get this going!! :you_rock:

7 MORE DAYS..... actually had a Tom gobble in backyard yesterday afternoon, hoping 1 of the cameras caught it.

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Ol' eggshell discovered one of them bunker buster shells the other day. The turkeys ain't laughing now.

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Put your reading glasses on "Reject" , go back and read fine print of official rules!!
I will help you out and print them here you to read. 

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One of you "Grummpies" go rattle "Rejects" cage and wake him up, scores havent been up-date in a few days!!

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:jackson: The following song link is for your enjoyment  :jackson:

https://youtu.be/yBLdQ1a4-JI?si=nN7LIn8C6bAK0sOI




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:morning: What nobody liked the song link? I thought there might be a few out there in Goathem City that might ponder its deeper meaning.

https://youtu.be/yBLdQ1a4-JI?si=nN7LIn8C6bAK0sOI

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