OldGobbler

OG Gear Store
Sum Toy
Dave Smith
Wood Haven
North Mountain Gear
North Mountain Gear
turkeys for tomorrow

Calling All GOATS!

Started by GobbleNut, February 10, 2024, 08:44:01 AM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages 1 ... 6 7 8 9 10 ... 19
User actions

eggshell

#105
March 01, 2024, 08:37:43 AM
Oh poor Jiffy Pop, never seeing the true picture. That is a decoy, it's not turkey season so we're practicing on pythons (or worms if you want). It's amazing what/who falls for our subtle tricks, even gullible people on forums. Just imagine how much trouble gobblers are about to be in.

JeffC

#106
March 01, 2024, 03:46:41 PM
 :toothy9:
Print by Madison Cline, on Flickr

JeffC

#107
March 01, 2024, 03:47:24 PM
 :happy0064:
Print by Madison Cline, on Flickr

JeffC

#108
March 01, 2024, 03:48:04 PM
 :wave:
Print by Madison Cline, on Flickr

Happy

#109
March 01, 2024, 06:23:25 PM
I think big balls by AC/DC is more GOATLY.
However, you scattered flockers should adapt the " let it go" theme. Y'all will never be as good-looking, knowledgeable, and charismatic as the GOATS. I will be clear that I am the best looking of the group though.

Good-Looking and Platinum member of the Elitist Club

Paulmyr

#110
March 01, 2024, 07:38:59 PM
Quote from: Happy on March 01, 2024, 06:23:25 PM
I think big balls by AC/DC is more GOATLY.
However, you scattered flockers should adapt the " let it go" theme. Y'all will never be as good-looking, knowledgeable, and charismatic as the GOATS. I will be clear that I am the best looking of the group though.

Good Looks and a turkey hunter? How do the women resist! :z-flirtysmile3:
Paul Myrdahl,  Goat trainee

"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.". John Wayne, The Shootist.

Happy

#111
March 01, 2024, 08:17:06 PM
They try, but i am off-limits.fortunately this gobbler got picked off the market pretty quickly by an extremely good-looking lady, and he is at least smart enough to stay with his hen.

Good-Looking and Platinum member of the Elitist Club

Paulmyr

#112
March 01, 2024, 10:46:51 PM
Quote from: Happy on March 01, 2024, 08:17:06 PM
.fortunately this gobbler got picked off the market pretty quickly by an extremely good-looking lady,


The streams must have been flowing high that day with tears from all the broken hearts! :'(  and the sigh of relief the local fellas let out musta have sent a power surge through the electrical grid from overloaded windmills!!!!!
Paul Myrdahl,  Goat trainee

"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.". John Wayne, The Shootist.

Happy

#113
March 02, 2024, 07:28:15 AM

Good-Looking and Platinum member of the Elitist Club

JeffC

#114
March 02, 2024, 07:39:39 AM
 :z-dizzy: :z-dizzy:
Print by Madison Cline, on Flickr

Paulmyr

#115
March 02, 2024, 07:54:05 AM Last Edit: March 02, 2024, 08:22:35 AM by Paulmyr
Man!! That really must have been a terrible day for the ladies! I see Jiffy Pop is still sick from excitement because of it!!!!!!
Paul Myrdahl,  Goat trainee

"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.". John Wayne, The Shootist.

Happy

#116
March 02, 2024, 08:28:39 AM
Poor Jeffy, he always was too high strung. I am afraid the strain is more than he can bear.

Good-Looking and Platinum member of the Elitist Club

Paulmyr

#117
March 02, 2024, 09:14:37 AM
Quote from: Happy on March 02, 2024, 08:28:39 AM
Poor Jeffy, he always was too high strung. I am afraid the strain is more than he can bear.

I know, right!!! It's effected him so badly, he's obviously suffering from Goat Derangement Syndrome.

Won't be long now and he'll be posting goat pics all over the Internet!!!!.......hmmm.....wait a sec! ???
Paul Myrdahl,  Goat trainee

"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.". John Wayne, The Shootist.

JeffC

#118
March 04, 2024, 08:46:11 AM
Morning "Grummpies" only 8 more weeks, maybe 7 if I hunt MD. Getting closer!! :morning: :z-guntootsmiley:
Print by Madison Cline, on Flickr

Paulmyr

#119
March 04, 2024, 09:00:53 AM
Early bird gets the worm! I'm set for about 10 days.  :fud: :OGani:

Good Luck!
Paul Myrdahl,  Goat trainee

"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.". John Wayne, The Shootist.
Print
Go Up Pages 1 ... 6 7 8 9 10 ... 19
User actions