It's opening morning today. She doesn't gobble, her beard is much shorter and lighter than I hope for, and her mother threw out her spurs years ago with her holster and toy gun, so I guess it's hunt. She made that easy.
It's opening day that shouldnt even been a question!!!!!!!!!!!!! :turkey2:
Sex then hunt...repeat
Sex or hunt? That would depend on who I was having sex with, and where my wife was while I was having it..Mike :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :you_rock:
Quote from: Hognutz on April 01, 2011, 10:02:09 AM
Sex or hunt? That would depend on who I was having sex with, and where my wife was while I was having it..Mike :you_rock:
:icon_thumright::TooFunny: :TooFunny: :icon_thumright:
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA..........I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that!
This thread may vanish, but........... I think Huntdux is onto something.
Depends...do I still get to wear camo and snake boots???
Quote from: stinkpickle on April 01, 2011, 10:37:39 AM
Depends...do I still get to wear camo and snake boots???
Now that's funny, right there.. :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Whats another 2 minutes going to matter, go for it.
You can have sex almost 365 days a year, how many days can you turkey hunt? Get your priorities right, guy! Or, can you remember almost every gobbler (and every spot you've killed them), bet you can't remember the other! That will tell you what you value more.
Quote from: stinkpickle on April 01, 2011, 10:37:39 AM
Depends...do I still get to wear camo and snake boots???
:groupwave: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :groupwave:
Take your wife and do both. What do you pop-up blinds are for. :icon_thumright: It sure beats just settin there waiting on a bird to gobble. Might as well pass the time. :icon_thumright:
We got married opening day of deer season --- turkey season is still mine!!!
Was their a question somewhere in there?
mudhen
Married 22 years, will hunt on any day that it is not storming. When you get up at 4am every morning, you get to bed earlier every night. Anything else is planned for the down pour days. LOL
Quote from: Scout24 on April 01, 2011, 11:02:50 AM
You can have sex almost 365 days a year...
You must not be married..........at least not to a normal wife.
Quote from: Crutch on April 01, 2011, 10:54:36 AM
Whats another 2 minutes going to matter, go for it.
Haha Set the alarm 5 min early and you are good!!
Quote from: MDbowman on April 01, 2011, 01:02:44 PM
Quote from: Crutch on April 01, 2011, 10:54:36 AM
Whats another 2 minutes going to matter, go for it.
Haha Set the alarm 5 min early and you are good!!
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Quote from: hobbes on April 01, 2011, 12:59:49 PM
Quote from: Scout24 on April 01, 2011, 11:02:50 AM
You can have sex almost 365 days a year...
You must not be married..........at least not to a normal wife.
I was thinking the same thing but couldn't figure out how to tactfully say it like you did.
Quote from: catdaddy on April 01, 2011, 01:27:31 PM
Quote from: hobbes on April 01, 2011, 12:59:49 PM
Quote from: Scout24 on April 01, 2011, 11:02:50 AM
You can have sex almost 365 days a year...
You must not be married..........at least not to a normal wife.
I was thinking the same thing but couldn't figure out how to tactfully say it like you did.
No doubt! :icon_thumright:
I modified it..............the first comment wasn't quite as tactful, and mentioned me not being able to walk.
There are 3 thing I can't live without in this life........in no particular order.
1. Hunting
2. Fishing
3. Rock 'N' Roll
Then girls, whiskey and friends fall into the next three.
Quote from: hobbes on April 01, 2011, 12:59:49 PM
Quote from: Scout24 on April 01, 2011, 11:02:50 AM
You can have sex almost 365 days a year...
You must not be married..........at least not to a normal wife.
:toothy12: :toothy12: :toothy12: :toothy12: :toothy12:
Quote from: neal on April 01, 2011, 01:22:05 PM
Quote from: MDbowman on April 01, 2011, 01:02:44 PM
Quote from: Crutch on April 01, 2011, 10:54:36 AM
Whats another 2 minutes going to matter, go for it.
Haha Set the alarm 5 min early and you are good!!
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :z-winnersmiley:
Quote from: hobbes on April 01, 2011, 01:45:25 PM
I modified it..............the first comment wasn't quite as tactful, and mentioned me not being able to walk.
:TrainWreck1:
:TooFunny: :TooFunny:
i do both. i got a ground blind and a few extra mouth calls. :TooFunny:
Quote from: Crutch on April 01, 2011, 10:54:36 AM
Whats another 2 minutes going to matter, go for it.
:TooFunny: :agreed: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
My wife up at 4 am???? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Good joke. But when I get back........ espescially if opening day is on my birthday like it was this year
Quote from: Daman on April 01, 2011, 11:42:36 AM
We got married opening day of deer season --- turkey season is still mine!!!
Dude wth was you thinking? lmao get married in summer and you still have both
It just kinda worked out that way, but the funny thing is --- she killed a deer that morning and I had to clean it before the wedding.
Hunt. I have a better chance of scoring.
If I wake up in the morning and it's pouring down rain and the wind is blowing I already know I have a lot better chance with the turkeys than with the wife. I'm a going huntin. :fud:
I'm going to the woods! :happy0064:
Wife says I can do both as long as I don't wake her up!!!! I need to kill out early, my anniversary is the 3rd day of Illinois' first season.
Quote from: Crutch on April 01, 2011, 10:54:36 AM
Whats another 2 minutes going to matter, go for it.
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: I hear Ya
Quote from: MDbowman on April 01, 2011, 01:02:44 PM
Quote from: Crutch on April 01, 2011, 10:54:36 AM
Whats another 2 minutes going to matter, go for it.
Haha Set the alarm 5 min early and you are good!!
Things you don't want to read your father say on the internet :help:
Quote from: derek on April 01, 2011, 06:02:08 PM
Quote from: MDbowman on April 01, 2011, 01:02:44 PM
Quote from: Crutch on April 01, 2011, 10:54:36 AM
Whats another 2 minutes going to matter, go for it.
Haha Set the alarm 5 min early and you are good!!
Things you don't want to read your father say on the internet :help:
There aren't enough :TooFunny:'s to express.
Quote from: Hognutz on April 01, 2011, 10:02:09 AM
Sex or hunt? That would depend on who I was having sex with, and where my wife was while I was having it..Mike :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :you_rock:
I do not know you, but I like how you think..... :you_rock:
hawkfarm, we need some sweet turkey pics.lets see a few!! :z-guntootsmiley:
Even some gobblers have it rough
(http://i1228.photobucket.com/albums/ee446/trkyhntr56/IMG_5902.jpg)
Just take her in the woods with you. IF I say IF you do everything right you could have a squeeling hen call!
Oppotunities for sex are slim to none the longer you`re married. Take it while you can get it. Chances are pretty good for lonely mid-morning gobblers anyway.
For me it is hunt,,,one mourning in the turkey woods as the birds were gobbling, my brother looked at me with the most sincere look and serious tone said to me and I quote "if my wife offered me sex to stay home this mourning, I would have turned her down". Nuff said...
Quote from: Trevor2 on April 01, 2011, 09:12:37 AM
It's opening day that shouldnt even been a question!!!!!!!!!!!!! :turkey2:
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Quote from: PaTurkHntr on April 01, 2011, 08:42:48 PM
Even some gobblers have it rough
(http://i1228.photobucket.com/albums/ee446/trkyhntr56/IMG_5902.jpg)
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
HUNT! She cuts me off at the start of season anyways, LOL!!!! :z-guntootsmiley:
Wife & I were married on the first day of turkey season 16 years ago this April 29th here in Pa.
This means at least if I dont get lucky turkey hunting at least I know that I will be lucky in another way. ;D
I gave up shooting a snow goose this morning for sex, my girlfriend told me last night she wanted me to sleep in for once. 15 minutes later I pull out of our lane and a flock of snows are landing on some public ground a half mile away. Tell my buddy we will get them in the evening cuz I am having breakfast with my girl. 8 am I hear shots and someone else got to them, no action on both fronts-shoulda went hunting
My wife and I got married on opening day of turkey season 4 years ago. I hunted then got hitched. Now I have her inot hunting. I get to have my cake and eat it too. We both wake up to go hunting. And maybe the other before........
Well,.......................this morning I stayed at home. :z-winnersmiley: :jackson: :hello99:
I simply couldn't chase gobblers with a good hen on my mind. :bday:
HUNT!!!!!!!!
Quote from: harvester on April 01, 2011, 11:14:00 AM
Take your wife and do both. What do you pop-up blinds are for. :icon_thumright: It sure beats just settin there waiting on a bird to gobble. Might as well pass the time. :icon_thumright:
x2..... :you_rock: :you_rock: oh and who needs a blind....
Quote from: chatterbox on April 02, 2011, 04:22:17 AM
Quote from: PaTurkHntr on April 01, 2011, 08:42:48 PM
Even some gobblers have it rough
(http://i1228.photobucket.com/albums/ee446/trkyhntr56/IMG_5902.jpg)
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
i've always said that hunting comes first but there's room for compromise in every relationship. :goofball:
I pick hunt everytime...