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Title: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: Hawkfarm on April 01, 2011, 08:03:06 AM
It's opening morning today.  She doesn't gobble, her beard is much shorter and lighter than I hope for, and her mother threw out her spurs years ago with her holster and toy gun, so I guess it's hunt.   She made that easy. 
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: Trevor2 on April 01, 2011, 09:12:37 AM
It's opening day that shouldnt even been a question!!!!!!!!!!!!! :turkey2:
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: Huntdux on April 01, 2011, 09:48:45 AM
Sex then hunt...repeat
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: Hognutz on April 01, 2011, 10:02:09 AM
Sex or hunt? That would depend on who I was having sex with, and where my wife was while I was having it..Mike :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :you_rock:
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: Basser69 on April 01, 2011, 10:07:29 AM
Quote from: Hognutz on April 01, 2011, 10:02:09 AM
Sex or hunt? That would depend on who I was having sex with, and where my wife was while I was having it..Mike :you_rock:

  :icon_thumright::TooFunny: :TooFunny: :icon_thumright:
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: hobbes on April 01, 2011, 10:13:08 AM
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA..........I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that!

This thread may vanish, but...........  I think Huntdux is onto something.
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: stinkpickle on April 01, 2011, 10:37:39 AM
Depends...do I still get to wear camo and snake boots???
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: Hognutz on April 01, 2011, 10:42:53 AM
Quote from: stinkpickle on April 01, 2011, 10:37:39 AM
Depends...do I still get to wear camo and snake boots???
Now that's funny, right there.. :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: Crutch on April 01, 2011, 10:54:36 AM
Whats another 2 minutes going to matter, go for it.
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: Scout24 on April 01, 2011, 11:02:50 AM
You can have sex almost 365 days a year, how many days can you turkey hunt? Get your priorities right, guy! Or, can you remember almost every gobbler (and every spot you've killed them), bet you can't remember the other! That will tell you what you value more.
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: drum817 on April 01, 2011, 11:08:30 AM
Quote from: stinkpickle on April 01, 2011, 10:37:39 AM
Depends...do I still get to wear camo and snake boots???

:groupwave: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :groupwave:
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: harvester on April 01, 2011, 11:14:00 AM
Take your wife and do both. What do you pop-up blinds are for.  :icon_thumright: It sure beats just settin there waiting on a bird to gobble. Might as well pass the time. :icon_thumright:
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: BrowningGuy88 on April 01, 2011, 11:42:36 AM
We got married opening day of deer season --- turkey season is still mine!!!
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: mudhen on April 01, 2011, 12:41:50 PM
Was their a question somewhere in there?

mudhen
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: Beretta686 on April 01, 2011, 12:55:03 PM
Married 22 years, will hunt on any day that it is not storming. When you get up at 4am every morning, you get to bed earlier every night. Anything else is planned for the down pour days. LOL
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: hobbes on April 01, 2011, 12:59:49 PM
Quote from: Scout24 on April 01, 2011, 11:02:50 AM
You can have sex almost 365 days a year...

You must not be married..........at least not to a normal wife.
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: MDbowman on April 01, 2011, 01:02:44 PM
Quote from: Crutch on April 01, 2011, 10:54:36 AM
Whats another 2 minutes going to matter, go for it.

Haha  Set the alarm 5 min early and you are good!!
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: neal on April 01, 2011, 01:22:05 PM
Quote from: MDbowman on April 01, 2011, 01:02:44 PM
Quote from: Crutch on April 01, 2011, 10:54:36 AM
Whats another 2 minutes going to matter, go for it.

Haha  Set the alarm 5 min early and you are good!!

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: catdaddy on April 01, 2011, 01:27:31 PM
Quote from: hobbes on April 01, 2011, 12:59:49 PM
Quote from: Scout24 on April 01, 2011, 11:02:50 AM
You can have sex almost 365 days a year...

You must not be married..........at least not to a normal wife.

I was thinking the same thing but couldn't figure out how to tactfully say it like you did. 
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: Basser69 on April 01, 2011, 01:37:35 PM
Quote from: catdaddy on April 01, 2011, 01:27:31 PM
Quote from: hobbes on April 01, 2011, 12:59:49 PM
Quote from: Scout24 on April 01, 2011, 11:02:50 AM
You can have sex almost 365 days a year...

You must not be married..........at least not to a normal wife.

I was thinking the same thing but couldn't figure out how to tactfully say it like you did. 

No doubt!  :icon_thumright:
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: hobbes on April 01, 2011, 01:45:25 PM
I modified it..............the first comment wasn't quite as tactful, and mentioned me not being able to walk.
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: Muskie03 on April 01, 2011, 01:53:26 PM
There are 3 thing I can't live without in this life........in no particular order.

1. Hunting
2. Fishing
3. Rock 'N' Roll

Then girls, whiskey and friends fall into the next three.

Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: Tom Foolery on April 01, 2011, 01:58:17 PM
Quote from: hobbes on April 01, 2011, 12:59:49 PM
Quote from: Scout24 on April 01, 2011, 11:02:50 AM
You can have sex almost 365 days a year...

You must not be married..........at least not to a normal wife.

:toothy12: :toothy12: :toothy12: :toothy12: :toothy12:
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: bowhunter2k9 on April 01, 2011, 02:02:46 PM
Quote from: neal on April 01, 2011, 01:22:05 PM
Quote from: MDbowman on April 01, 2011, 01:02:44 PM
Quote from: Crutch on April 01, 2011, 10:54:36 AM
Whats another 2 minutes going to matter, go for it.

Haha  Set the alarm 5 min early and you are good!!

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:  :z-winnersmiley:
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: Basser69 on April 01, 2011, 02:55:20 PM
Quote from: hobbes on April 01, 2011, 01:45:25 PM
I modified it..............the first comment wasn't quite as tactful, and mentioned me not being able to walk.

:TrainWreck1:

:TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: snapper1982 on April 01, 2011, 03:04:13 PM
i do both. i got a ground blind and a few extra mouth calls. :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: turkey slayer on April 01, 2011, 03:17:13 PM
Quote from: Crutch on April 01, 2011, 10:54:36 AM
Whats another 2 minutes going to matter, go for it.
:TooFunny: :agreed: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: huntinhard on April 01, 2011, 03:34:30 PM
My wife up at 4 am???? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Good joke. But when I get back........ espescially if opening day is on my birthday like it was this year
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: 4nwtf on April 01, 2011, 04:09:33 PM
Quote from: Huntdux on April 01, 2011, 09:48:45 AM
Sex then hunt...repeat
:z-winnersmiley:
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: Trevor2 on April 01, 2011, 04:25:13 PM
Quote from: Daman on April 01, 2011, 11:42:36 AM
We got married opening day of deer season --- turkey season is still mine!!!

Dude wth was you thinking? lmao get married in summer and you still have both
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: BrowningGuy88 on April 01, 2011, 04:29:53 PM
It just kinda worked out that way, but the funny thing is  ---  she killed a deer that morning and I had to clean it before the wedding.
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: chatterbox on April 01, 2011, 04:39:54 PM
Hunt. I have a better chance of scoring.
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: TnTurk on April 01, 2011, 04:48:56 PM
If I wake up in the morning and it's pouring down rain and the wind is blowing I already know I have a lot better chance with the turkeys than with the wife. I'm a going huntin.    :fud:
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: spitndrum on April 01, 2011, 04:54:39 PM
I'm going to the woods! :happy0064:
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: renegade19 on April 01, 2011, 05:04:38 PM
Wife says I can do both as long as I don't wake her up!!!!  I need to kill out early, my anniversary is the 3rd day of Illinois' first season.
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: hookedspur on April 01, 2011, 05:53:02 PM
Quote from: Crutch on April 01, 2011, 10:54:36 AM
Whats another 2 minutes going to matter, go for it.
:TooFunny:  :TooFunny: I hear Ya
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: derek on April 01, 2011, 06:02:08 PM
Quote from: MDbowman on April 01, 2011, 01:02:44 PM
Quote from: Crutch on April 01, 2011, 10:54:36 AM
Whats another 2 minutes going to matter, go for it.

Haha  Set the alarm 5 min early and you are good!!

Things you don't want to read your father say on the internet  :help:
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: stinkpickle on April 01, 2011, 06:03:39 PM
Quote from: derek on April 01, 2011, 06:02:08 PM
Quote from: MDbowman on April 01, 2011, 01:02:44 PM
Quote from: Crutch on April 01, 2011, 10:54:36 AM
Whats another 2 minutes going to matter, go for it.

Haha  Set the alarm 5 min early and you are good!!

Things you don't want to read your father say on the internet  :help:

There aren't enough  :TooFunny:'s to express.
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: Fullfan on April 01, 2011, 07:54:00 PM
Quote from: Hognutz on April 01, 2011, 10:02:09 AM
Sex or hunt? That would depend on who I was having sex with, and where my wife was while I was having it..Mike :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :you_rock:

I do not know you, but I like how you think.....  :you_rock:
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: boggszilla on April 01, 2011, 08:17:47 PM
hawkfarm, we need some sweet turkey pics.lets see a few!! :z-guntootsmiley:
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: Ol'Mossy on April 01, 2011, 08:42:48 PM
Even some gobblers have it rough

(http://i1228.photobucket.com/albums/ee446/trkyhntr56/IMG_5902.jpg)
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: Mailman on April 01, 2011, 08:54:34 PM
Just take her in the woods with you. IF I say IF you do everything right you could have a squeeling hen call!
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: lmbhngr on April 01, 2011, 09:15:37 PM
Oppotunities for sex are slim to none the longer you`re married. Take it while you can get it. Chances are pretty good for lonely mid-morning gobblers anyway.
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: unclerick on April 02, 2011, 12:21:56 AM
For me it is hunt,,,one mourning in the turkey woods as the birds were gobbling, my brother looked at me with the most sincere look and serious tone said to me and I quote "if my wife offered me sex to stay home this mourning, I would have turned her down".  Nuff said...
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: RutnNStrutn on April 02, 2011, 12:27:35 AM
Quote from: Trevor2 on April 01, 2011, 09:12:37 AM
It's opening day that shouldnt even been a question!!!!!!!!!!!!! :turkey2:
:icon_thumright: :icon_thumright: :icon_thumright: :icon_thumright: :icon_thumright: :icon_thumright: :icon_thumright: :icon_thumright: :icon_thumright: :icon_thumright: :icon_thumright: :icon_thumright: :z-winnersmiley:
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: chatterbox on April 02, 2011, 04:22:17 AM
Quote from: PaTurkHntr on April 01, 2011, 08:42:48 PM
Even some gobblers have it rough

(http://i1228.photobucket.com/albums/ee446/trkyhntr56/IMG_5902.jpg)
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: flintlock on April 02, 2011, 09:12:19 AM
HUNT!   She cuts me off at the start of season anyways, LOL!!!!    :z-guntootsmiley:
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: jake slayer on April 02, 2011, 10:28:26 AM
Wife & I were married on the first day of turkey season 16 years ago this April 29th here in Pa.
This means at least if I dont get lucky turkey hunting at least I know that I will be lucky in another way. ;D
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: siyakadog on April 02, 2011, 10:15:14 PM
I gave up shooting a snow goose this morning for sex, my girlfriend told me last night she wanted me to sleep in for once.  15 minutes later I pull out of our lane and  a flock of snows are landing on some public ground a half mile away.  Tell my buddy we will get them in the evening cuz I am having breakfast with my girl.  8 am I hear shots and someone else got to them, no action on both fronts-shoulda went hunting
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: HogBiologist on April 02, 2011, 10:28:13 PM
My wife and I got married on opening day of turkey season 4 years ago.  I hunted then got hitched.  Now I have her inot hunting.  I get to have my cake and eat it too.  We both wake up to go hunting.  And maybe the other before........
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: 3" 870 Shell Shucker on April 02, 2011, 11:50:11 PM
Well,.......................this morning I stayed at home. :z-winnersmiley: :jackson: :hello99:

I simply couldn't chase gobblers with a good hen on my mind. :bday:
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: spur collector on April 03, 2011, 03:27:59 AM
HUNT!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: 3.5inchpainfulldeath on April 03, 2011, 01:35:09 PM
Quote from: harvester on April 01, 2011, 11:14:00 AM
Take your wife and do both. What do you pop-up blinds are for.  :icon_thumright: It sure beats just settin there waiting on a bird to gobble. Might as well pass the time. :icon_thumright:


x2..... :you_rock: :you_rock:  oh and who needs a blind....
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: turkey slayer on April 03, 2011, 11:12:16 PM
Quote from: chatterbox on April 02, 2011, 04:22:17 AM
Quote from: PaTurkHntr on April 01, 2011, 08:42:48 PM
Even some gobblers have it rough

(http://i1228.photobucket.com/albums/ee446/trkyhntr56/IMG_5902.jpg)
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: flhuntress on April 04, 2011, 01:38:05 PM
i've always said that hunting comes first but there's room for compromise in every relationship.  :goofball:
Title: Re: Sex or Hunt??
Post by: mmusso on April 04, 2011, 02:02:26 PM
I pick hunt everytime...