Sex or Hunt??

[BrowningGuy88]

It just kinda worked out that way, but the funny thing is  ---  she killed a deer that morning and I had to clean it before the wedding.

[chatterbox]

Hunt. I have a better chance of scoring.

[TnTurk]

If I wake up in the morning and it's pouring down rain and the wind is blowing I already know I have a lot better chance with the turkeys than with the wife. I'm a going huntin.   

[spitndrum]

I'm going to the woods!

[renegade19]

Wife says I can do both as long as I don't wake her up!!!!  I need to kill out early, my anniversary is the 3rd day of Illinois' first season.

[hookedspur]

Whats another 2 minutes going to matter, go for it.

  I hear Ya

[derek]

Whats another 2 minutes going to matter, go for it.

Haha  Set the alarm 5 min early and you are good!!

Things you don't want to read your father say on the internet 

[stinkpickle]

Whats another 2 minutes going to matter, go for it.

Haha  Set the alarm 5 min early and you are good!!

Things you don't want to read your father say on the internet 

There aren't enough  's to express.

[Fullfan]

Sex or hunt? That would depend on who I was having sex with, and where my wife was while I was having it..Mike

I do not know you, but I like how you think..... 

[boggszilla]

hawkfarm, we need some sweet turkey pics.lets see a few!!

[Ol'Mossy]

Even some gobblers have it rough

[Mailman]

Just take her in the woods with you. IF I say IF you do everything right you could have a squeeling hen call!

[lmbhngr]

Oppotunities for sex are slim to none the longer you`re married. Take it while you can get it. Chances are pretty good for lonely mid-morning gobblers anyway.

[unclerick]

For me it is hunt,,,one mourning in the turkey woods as the birds were gobbling, my brother looked at me with the most sincere look and serious tone said to me and I quote "if my wife offered me sex to stay home this mourning, I would have turned her down".  Nuff said...

[RutnNStrutn]

It's opening day that shouldnt even been a question!!!!!!!!!!!!!