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Sex or Hunt??

Started by Hawkfarm, April 01, 2011, 08:03:06 AM

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hobbes

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Quote from: Scout24 on April 01, 2011, 11:02:50 AM
You can have sex almost 365 days a year...

You must not be married..........at least not to a normal wife.

MDbowman

Quote from: Crutch on April 01, 2011, 10:54:36 AM
Whats another 2 minutes going to matter, go for it.

Haha  Set the alarm 5 min early and you are good!!

neal

Quote from: MDbowman on April 01, 2011, 01:02:44 PM
Quote from: Crutch on April 01, 2011, 10:54:36 AM
Whats another 2 minutes going to matter, go for it.

Haha  Set the alarm 5 min early and you are good!!

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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catdaddy

Quote from: hobbes on April 01, 2011, 12:59:49 PM
Quote from: Scout24 on April 01, 2011, 11:02:50 AM
You can have sex almost 365 days a year...

You must not be married..........at least not to a normal wife.

I was thinking the same thing but couldn't figure out how to tactfully say it like you did. 

Basser69

Quote from: catdaddy on April 01, 2011, 01:27:31 PM
Quote from: hobbes on April 01, 2011, 12:59:49 PM
Quote from: Scout24 on April 01, 2011, 11:02:50 AM
You can have sex almost 365 days a year...

You must not be married..........at least not to a normal wife.

I was thinking the same thing but couldn't figure out how to tactfully say it like you did. 

No doubt!  :icon_thumright:



hobbes

I modified it..............the first comment wasn't quite as tactful, and mentioned me not being able to walk.

Muskie03

There are 3 thing I can't live without in this life........in no particular order.

1. Hunting
2. Fishing
3. Rock 'N' Roll

Then girls, whiskey and friends fall into the next three.

Muskie03 Taught Me A Lesson In 2011

If it eats I can catch it, if it bleeds I can kill it.

Tom Foolery

Quote from: hobbes on April 01, 2011, 12:59:49 PM
Quote from: Scout24 on April 01, 2011, 11:02:50 AM
You can have sex almost 365 days a year...

You must not be married..........at least not to a normal wife.

:toothy12: :toothy12: :toothy12: :toothy12: :toothy12:

bowhunter2k9

Romans 8:38-39

Basser69

Quote from: hobbes on April 01, 2011, 01:45:25 PM
I modified it..............the first comment wasn't quite as tactful, and mentioned me not being able to walk.

:TrainWreck1:

:TooFunny: :TooFunny:



snapper1982

i do both. i got a ground blind and a few extra mouth calls. :TooFunny:

turkey slayer


huntinhard

My wife up at 4 am???? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Good joke. But when I get back........ espescially if opening day is on my birthday like it was this year

4nwtf


Trevor2

Quote from: Daman on April 01, 2011, 11:42:36 AM
We got married opening day of deer season --- turkey season is still mine!!!

Dude wth was you thinking? lmao get married in summer and you still have both
Strutstopper