For sale or trade Toilet Paper

[SinGin]

I have a 4 roll pack of extra soft 2 ply paper. Willing to trade for grand slam hunts, hunts in Africa or a moose- elk combo hunt. Also willing to trade for 500 race or more hunting farms. Also accepting cash offers. This is a joke, I really don't have any toilet paper to spare at this time

[1iagobblergetter]

Dont trade it all yet..I'll try the wash cloth method first and get back to you if that doesn't go well.

[Sir-diealot]

Took the Mennonites shopping today and had to go to 4 different places to find toilet paper. The found the last 4 rolls and it was a 4 roll maximum. Should be interesting for them, they have 10 kids plus them.

[RossAnderson]

Yeah I might have to take you up on that. I can take you on a killer squirrel hunt. I've been out of TP and can't find none in the stores. Taco Bell is rough on a boy. I've been goin around to construction sites and stealing it out of the porta johns.


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[1iagobblergetter]

Took the Mennonites shopping today and had to go to 4 different places to find toilet paper. The found the last 4 rolls and it was a 4 roll maximum. Should be interesting for them, they have 10 kids plus them.

Don't they like doing things kinda old fashioned anyway? Might have to go back to it..

[Greg Massey]

NO comment, other than no comment. Trees are starting to bud out in my area.

[Tail Feathers]

I scored a 30 pack from Sam's and traded for bass boat today.

[Sir-diealot]

Took the Mennonites shopping today and had to go to 4 different places to find toilet paper. The found the last 4 rolls and it was a 4 roll maximum. Should be interesting for them, they have 10 kids plus them.

Don't they like doing things kinda old fashioned anyway? Might have to go back to it..

We started talking about the old Sears catalog with the pages torn out in the outhouse, so......

[guesswho]

I finally figured out why there's a shortage.  Saw a guy sneeze today and three guys standing beside him crapped their pants.

[Eddie12]

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[1iagobblergetter]

Took the Mennonites shopping today and had to go to 4 different places to find toilet paper. The found the last 4 rolls and it was a 4 roll maximum. Should be interesting for them, they have 10 kids plus them.

Don't they like doing things kinda old fashioned anyway? Might have to go back to it..

We started talking about the old Sears catalog with the pages torn on in the outhouse, so......

They'll get to see how good of a friend you really are..

[Papa]

I feel sorry for people that don't have it. The toilet paper companies are going to be busy working overtime.

[StruttinGobbler3]

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[tomstopper]

Time to use up the random supply of socks without matches.

[RIO GRANDE MAN]

The rumor around here is that most of the toilet paper is made in China.  With the factories shut down, you won't be able to buy it. Hoarders.  Then I heard on the news today that TP can be used to make a mask against the virus!