Spring gobbler hunters most dreaded question to answer

[chatterbox]

You paid HOW MUCH for that stupid call???

Second bad one...
I just got the credit card bill. How much turkey ammo do you need!!!!!

[chatterbox]

I think I need to move to that tree.

This^^^^^

[Happy]

How many turkeys have you killed?

[Yoder409]

What's the farthest you ever killed one ??

(Usually followed by "Well I killed one at _ _ yards last year............ ")

[wvmntnhick]

Why does your shotgun have a skinny barrel?


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[Brian Fahs]

How many shots did you shoot?

Or. Was that your truck parked over at Notellum creek yesterday???

[Marc]

*After eliciting a gobble of a bird moderately distant...  How much closer do I get, and how do I get there?
*For a bird that is hung up...  Do I move?  Do I move closer, further, or parallel?
*Birds on the roost with hens?  Do I call aggressively and try to irritate the hens to come in, or call subtly and hope to seduce a tom?
*Late morning and single bird that will gobble, but not move at all closer to me...  What do I do?

[wvmntnhick]

How many shots did you shoot?

Or. Was that your truck parked over at Notellum creek yesterday???

3. The answer to that one is always 3.


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