Spring gobbler hunters most dreaded question to answer

[Ol timer]

Is that your cell phone ringing!!!!

[dejake]

Was that you that shot?

[wade]

Is it really time to guit hunting?

[Big Jeremy]

Did you file your taxes yet?

[BrowningGuy88]

I have a few that tie and all annoy the crap out of me!

How many did you hear gobbling?

Was he by himself when you shot him?

Where did you kill him?

Do you have a extra _______ I can borrow?

There are more, but I'll stop there...

[dejake]

A classic:  Did you catch any?

[tha bugman]

did I just put coffee in my cereal or cereal in my coffee?

[Gamblinman]

"Did you really just take a 60 yard shot at that turkey?"

"Yes, I'm shooting TSS. I was told it was good to 80 yards"

[dswmsn]

You went Turkey hunting this week-end. Did you catch one?

[FLGobstopper]

from wife in kind of a sad voice,

"Are you going turkey hunting again tomorrow?"

[renegade19]

"Wouldn't it be cheaper to buy a Butterball?"

Sounds like my wife!

[renegade19]

Wife:  Why do you need 3 turkey tags?  Isn't 2 enough?

Wife:  Why do you need a new turkey gun?  You only shoot it 2X a year.  (See above quote.)

Wife:  Crossbow?  Why would you take that?  You've got a gun you turkey hunt with.

[Uncle Tom]

What time you be home today?

[1iagobblergetter]

From my Son when he was younger after driving a couple hours to go hunting then walking about a mile to set up: CAN WE GO NOW!!

[turkaholic]

I think I need to move to that tree.