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Game Time!!!! Gooserbat's been sick n die'n giveaway

Started by Gooserbat, January 16, 2017, 02:08:53 AM

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nsselle


HFultzjr

Consume an adequate amount of your favorite alcohol.
Take off your shoes and socks.
Go play with the grand kids out in the snow for a few hours.
Have them drop large rocks on your feet.
Go to bed.
In the morning you will not be concerned with "the flu" in the least.
Works every time!
:funnyturkey:

GobbleNut

Kneel at "the throne" at the appropriate times and while you are there pray that the next week goes by rapidly... ;D

2eagles


Muzzy61

Alka seltzer cold and flu, a shot of crown, lock myself in the spare bedroom and sleep it off.
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Gobspur

Two shots of Early Times every 8 hours.

You're not sending the flu along with the mouth call right?

Greg Massey

chicken soup and mullein tea, sweeten with raw honey...

turkey harvester

Warm shot of whiskey, lemon, and honey. A shot of menthol schnapps to open ya up and some vicks rub in a big ole blankey.
TURKEY NUT CUSTOM STRIKERS- Jeffrey Thompson-Owner.  Kathleen,GA
Hunt with your kids, not for them.







Hunt with your kids, not for them.

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TalksToTurkeys

A bowl of chicken noodle soup. Fill the bath tub with hot water,  as hot as you can stand,  disolve 2 cups of epsom salts, soak for 20-30 minutes. Take an alka-seltzer plus cold and flu,  put extra blankets on the bed,  and sweat it out.

Chilly

2 TSP Whiskey, 1TSP Lemon Juice, 1 TSP Honey, all blended and warmed.  If this don't work, consume left over whiskey!!!!
Can't kill'em from the couch!!!!

Tail Feathers

Love to hunt the King of Spring!

slwayne

Zircam at the first hint of any symptoms.  And a half teaspoon of manuka honey every day as a preventative.

rbreedi1

Get a small glass of honey whiskey and lemon juice
Thunder Ridge Totes

paboxcall

Chicken noodle soup, saltines, and two shots of Wild Turkey 101, sleep, and repeat as necessary.
A quality paddle caller will most run itself.  It just needs someone to carry it around the woods. Yoder409
Over time...they come to learn how little air a good yelper actually requires. ChesterCopperpot