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Game start (take 2)

Started by OldHen, February 06, 2011, 12:35:23 AM

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hookedspur

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Hognutz

She thinks that I am kinda hot too!!
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.


hookedspur

Did she really give you a smooch ?
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2016-2017-2018-2019-2020- 2021
Six time Old Gobbler Contest Champions



Hognutz

If we get to cozy, she may want me to hunker down with her.
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.


hookedspur

Be careful she plays with bats and they carry rabies .
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2016-2017-2018-2019-2020- 2021
Six time Old Gobbler Contest Champions



Hognutz

As always, I am very careful with any sexpot that may come my way.
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.


hookedspur

I heard shes from Tucson .
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2016-2017-2018-2019-2020- 2021
Six time Old Gobbler Contest Champions



Hognutz

I knew a girl from Tucson. She was pretty much a nympho.
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.


hookedspur

Breath son you need more oxygen .
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2016-2017-2018-2019-2020- 2021
Six time Old Gobbler Contest Champions



Hognutz

After our last session, I collapsed numbly on the floor.
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.


VanHelden Game Calls

When you were laying on the floor.  Did the yellow lab lick your face?

Hognutz

Enough with her. I'm off to see the wizard.
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.


redarrow

Watch out for theDingo's.

VanHelden Game Calls

If you get past the dingo's to see the wizard.  Could you ask him to cast a spell to reduce gravity?

I am really hoping he can prevent stupid sagging issues increased gravity creates.  We live longer lets enjoy it.

Hognutz

That is a huge request. It may take me some time to digest that statement..
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.