Turkey hunting forum for turkey hunting tips
Fun Stuff (Games, Contests) => 6 Letter Word Game => Topic started by: OldHen on February 06, 2011, 12:35:23 AM
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Because the old forum had a HICCUP we get to start this fun thread all over again!
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I'll be a player!
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Ronnie just called me.
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Excellent!Now I can continue living my life! :z-guntootsmiley:
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I just am ready to kill a TURKEY
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figured how to post my word ''yankee''
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Whats the MATTER with Excellent?
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Ronniecalled me again
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What is the "effect" of Hevi 13 on a turkeys head
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Anyone know a good turkey hunting "TACTIC"
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Yeah...get you a bottle of "hen in heat" and sprinkle it out before you set up. It's like Chanel No.5 for turkeys. :icon_thumright: :icon_thumright: :icon_thumright:
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Sounds like a plan , i think i'll try that and calling "loudly"
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Im not getting any "younger"
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I wish I had a big ol plate full of fried Rabbit.
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Speaking of rabbits, did the groundhog just see his SHADOW ?
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No he was looking out the wrong WINDOW
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no WONDER ! ! !
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Yep ! That no good furry Rascal varmint saw his shadow. Next time he pops his head out he gets whacked.
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That no good rascal usually LEAVES before I even wake up .
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they should move him to a safari --- and let the lions take care of him....
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it will be ironic if this thread is the most posted on the new board as it was on the old one!
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Speaking of this new board , it is so much more CLASSY.
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yessir, it has some new features but still lots to do!
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" Nobody " should chew that junk.
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I hear it stains your teeth YELLOW
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what a wacked thing to say ....who started that rumor?
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I think it must have been that Danged Old Gobbler.
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Oh no, ever since our dating years he knows I would never touch that stuff
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Certainly , no girlie girl that I ever dated would touch the stuff.
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Easter is coming up soon! Oh yeah, I read the rules this time.
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Im really not all that girlie girlie -- just with certain things --- like HELLO KITTY lol
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Look YONDER , it's Hello Kitty ! ! !
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If the upload thingy worked right you could remove the pickle girl and put a kitty up there.
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That can be done soooooo EASILY it 's just an upload thingy.
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yeah that is an easy thing to do, the youths of today would figure it out in a heartbeat
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Cause that got more Smarts than us old folks.
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You should proof read your post redArrow.
Insert Quote
Cause that got more Smarts than us old folks.
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I dont want to offend redarrow...but I think he was purposely being daftly on his last post? (with his grammar) :lol:
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Me either, a 4 nut yelper is hard to come by,
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I think the grammar police done Rapped me up side the head.
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Doubly hard is knowing wordsmith Oldhen is watching.
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its all good, I love all you yahoos as you know!
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An you're a good mate for a sheila. :z-loveshower:
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Did you all know I love someone with Autism? I have to get my ribbon back in my own siggy --been working on everyone elses
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Shannon is a lucky MISTER.
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Shannon may be lucky if she doesn't walk around and RAMBLE her mouth all the time?
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
I hear shes a real earful!
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He probalby doesn't LISTEN to that mess anyway.
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I wasn't NIMBLE enough to respond to MarkJM , otherwise I would have likely responded sooner.
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Those type of EVENTS happen to me all the time.
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nah, he just puts a salami in his ear to tune me out !
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Did he INVENT that or did you show him how it was done?
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Did he INVENT that or did you show him how it was done?
we tried it with TURKEY feet at first....but he could still hear, so switched to the salami
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Cause you are a Superb person Annie.
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Is this thread BROKEN ? ? ? Oh, I see he just responded to page 3.
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no you nickel head it isnt! :you_rock:
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You will say anything for LAUGHS!
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Should we do it frowns?
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Yeah,I lost my Silver one.
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Really, what is a silver digit?
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if he was a yuppie it would be on his yacht
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If he had a yacht, it probably wouldn't be his only entity.
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The Eulogy was moving
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YOWSER man, a yuppie on a yatch !!! What's this world coming to ? ? ?
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If Memory serves me right, the words were
ENTITY THEN
Eulugy
yowser
Ransom.
Anyone see the mistake?
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yessir, you are right.,., I saw it too.... overlapped posts I think
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I'm a Retard, I should have seen that. 1 minute to post is how long it takes me some times.
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I'm a Retard,
Could we use a better word next time? I think thats unnecessary
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REALLY sorry! But look up the word in websters, "The meaning of the word 'retard' is "to be delayed" as in 'retard the timing'.
If it is used to diiscriminate against someone less fortunate then that is one thing. Talking about myself is another, but I do appologize that you were offended or anyone else.
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YIPPEE we are back on track
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And the Eagles are flying.
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any of you northerners, your kids have school today with all that snow?
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Thanks for the Laughs .. Of course they do. Snow ain't nothing to worry bout for these kids. They're tough.
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School, are you kidding? Ours have been out so much they will go to summer school.
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soon enough all schools will be electronic and they will be doing classes on their laptop so it wont matter about the weather!
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How would they get proper training like that. Mine needs a Paddle to learn. j/k
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to stay at home to do work, on their computers, they will find the energy to do it....
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If you yanked the covers off them and made them get out of bed. :whip2:
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If you yanked the covers off them and made them get out of bed. :whip2:
.....on the double .
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they already in enough trouble
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Just be glad they are in good health.
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And if they get good grades they can go Honker hunting at the lake.
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Do you think they could handle the recoil.
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I think they could handle a LITTLE recoil
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I don't think my gun could handle all the energy my 4 yr. old puts out...talkin' about recoil.. :z-guntootsmiley:
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Fuss about a little recoil and they will call you yellow
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I wanted an 870 that would shoot magnums, I bet it recoils!
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I am DEEPLY concerned about the country of TURKEY ! ! !
Not a good hatch last year.
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can turkeys get rabies?
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you can always do a rabies google SEARCH.
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to be Honest...I would never google turkey for anything...lol
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Surley they do and they probaly tell each other it taste like chicken!
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they sure do but the YUPPIE tigers know the difference, and dont call me Surley
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Your errant comment did not go unnoticed. Airplane, what a great movie.
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touche..... Leslie Neilson will be missed......
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Let's not exempt Lloyd Bridges. I like his dry humor and play on words.
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you shouldn't tangle with Leslie Nelson. Naked Gun is one of my all time favorite movies
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Was he the guy Eating jelly beans ?
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Eating, more like Gobble.
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They probalby edited the part where he hurled.
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That DANGED movie was funny
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easier
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regular
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As long as they are edible , there is no DANGER
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Or a horseshoe Ringer.
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Or is he a rabbit ringer?
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Or a Turtle trapper.
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r u a rapper
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Im a wanna be turkey Reaper .
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Me too, I REALLY want to reap some turkey
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Yellow corn helps with that! Just kidding!
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Careful, don't let the game WARDEN see you.
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Yep, that would get you nailed.
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he DASHED in front of me
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Bet that made you do a double take.
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Soon , we will all be EATING wild turkey.
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Better than a Gopher .
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REALLY ? ? ?
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Ain't that what the rich folks eat on their Yachts ?
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No, they eat Salmon, which is called sushi when it is eaten raw.
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I heard they just order alot of NUMBER 3's from mcdonalds.
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Just some RANDOM thoughts......
The sky is blue
I have something for you
A big gobbler is always nice
You just can't shoot twice.
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When that 1st one comes around, you can sling that MONKEY off your back...
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Just don't be YELLIN on that box call!!
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It ain't in my Nature to yell.
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I can always tell when a gobbler enjoys my loud yammering.
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But pay attention as that big ole gobbler sneaks in for a closer look.
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Shoot that Sucker in the head.
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if you shoot em in the head, they rarely have anywhere else to go.
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shooting em in the head is a yearly delight
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I shoot them with those YELLOW 20ga shells
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....and watch em Wallow in the dirt afterwords.
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Then mount it and hang it by the WINDOW.
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Then I will clean that window with WINDEX.
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I actually shot a gobbler once and had him X-RAYED to make sure he was dead.
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Well was he DUSTED?
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NAH , he sensed Danger and flew away.
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We wiill send a Texas RANGER after him./
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and a flock of Ravens.
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Snakes love turkey hunters.
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A hunter must rely on his SENSES.
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Skunks too.
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Skunkt taste might fine salted
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DILUTE them with turkey meat there not bad.
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Much better method is shoot a skunk and bury it for three days , then exhume it and serve with dandelions and salt. Yuuuuummmy
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I need to Exhale before i puke. :help:
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This is to much to ENTALE.
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You have earned a trip to the dictionary with that word.
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I know but Ill be DANGEDlf I could think of anything else.
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Even the Doobie brothers could have come up with something.
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Have you been to any of there many EVENTS ?
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No,but they got some great Sounds.
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Surely you dont think they sound good??
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You YELLOW dog dont call him surely.
Just kiddig your not yellow or a dog. :laugh:
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Do Wolves eat yellow dogs?
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SURELYthey do.
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Must be Yankee dogs.
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what does a yellow dog entail ???
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They are very LIVELY.
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Your telling me their active, darn thing yapped all night long.
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Well DOGONE.
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Ya'll know that a yellow dog will evolve into a brown one if he
falls in a mudhole.
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Yep a nice muddy color all over EVENLY
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I hear if you feed those dogs yogurt it'll turn em yellow again..
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Don't matter what color, take those dogs and hit the timber. Sorry, its the coon hunter in me that brought that out. :boon:
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The good ones wont RETURNwithout treeing one.
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I hear the coons move best on cold nights
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They SURELY do.
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Sometimes on moonlit nights they won't strike on til they're way in yonder :D
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I Reckon there ain't no music prettier than a coon hound singing treed.
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pretty good NOTION.
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This yankee ain't no NITWIT
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I get on twitter every day to my blog, stupid i know...
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I don't,cause I'm in Denial.
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I tried livers and onions the other day, the texture is horrible.
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Like chewing on a Sponge .
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Now you are trying to ENTICE us
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I just ate Eleven pounds of deer meat for supper.
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11 lbs , that will make us set up and take NOTICE.
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You ate the ENTIRE liver??? What about the gizzard?
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I EARNED it.
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Now I need a Double roll of Tums.
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Yes you will have to chew the ENTIRE roll.
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Yes and you can even wear your O.G. EMBLEM .
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But they might think you are a MISFIT .
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Taste like Turtle doo. Dang you guys post too quick. I was still thinking about tums.
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Your wasting to much ENERGY doing that.
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You need to squeeze the trigger not Yankit.
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Touche
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eleven
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You will get NABBED for a comment like that.
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And Camoman will Detain you in a jail cell.
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He does that to every NITWIT .
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Conway Twitty used to hunt turkeys
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Yep him and all those other country YAHOOS did.
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He used to fish for a Redhorse Sucker too.
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Well he was withen his RIGHTS to do that.
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I'd rather have Salmon.
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I am definitely noting your eating preference if I invite you for dinner. will that be smoked salmon or sushi salmon???
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Salmon with lots of Garlic.
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I love garlic on CALICO sea bass
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Orange Roughy too.
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Yes, its good on the ENTIRE[/b ]fish world
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All except mullet.
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I TOTALY agree
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CAn you catch Mullets in the Yellow river
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Yes they like to WALLOW in all that yellow mud.
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That mud will make ya Wheeze.
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Yes its way to EARTHY for most.
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We should stick to floating around in our Yachts .
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only if you can do so SAFLEY.
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Yuppie yankee yahoos in yatchs can stay up yonder.
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You Rebels behave and quit pickin on us Yanks.
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Your SABERS are all rusty .
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But were always ready to STRIKE.
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Thats the problem your ENTIRE team strikes out.
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Thats how we EARNED our stripes.
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Well you are not in DANGER of loosing them.
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Thats why we hold them for RANSOM.
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You my friend are a MANIAC .
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I'll give you aCookie for their release.
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Then they will return to their EMPIRE.
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Thus ENDING their captivity
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Now they can go Gopher hunting.
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Or RACOON hunting.
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Are overcast Nights good for coon hunting ?
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ep a cold night and a shot of SCOTCH ,all you need.
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AWWWWWW,and maybe a Hottie to keep ya warm.
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It helps if shes an EYEFUL.
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you guys are good for lots of laughs
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We are a bunch of SAINTS around here.
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You all deserve a SALUTE.
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Let me EXTEND a big thanks ,for all this fun.
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We should cellibrate with a DANISH.
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I like to hear the great HORNED owl do his thing.
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I"d hoot for a box of Donuts
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Funny how food shapes our thinking.
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SLICES its way into every aspect
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Like slicing into back Straps
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I can eat a SAUCER full myself.
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Ribeye too.
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Yes the ENTIRE thing.
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Easter is just around the corner.
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Does anyone have a recipe for easter rabbit
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Are rabbits really EDIBLE?
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OH yes very good EATERS/b].
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Id rather have some SHRIMP.
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Yes with a PICKLE on it.
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And some EGGNOG to drink.
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Its alright but you cant GUZZLE it.
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Rabbit stew and hard boiled eggs.Yum
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You are very much a TEASER .
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I've also been called a Rascal too.
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sounds like you would go to about any LENGTH to be ornery.
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Hardly a day goes by that I don't have to tell someone that the scientific name for rabbit is Hossenfeffer
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Can you use a YELPER to call one of those in.
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It's really just a matter of personal preference.
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I'm one of the YAHOOS that use a dog to chase them.
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Do yahoos drink SCOTCH?
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As well as their hounds
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And their Sister.
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The sister drinks that RAMPED up scotch.
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That could be DOUBLE trouble!
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Magic Elixir
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Drink that much and you will end up in the LOONEY bin.
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And turn YELLOW.
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It will turn you into a WALKER and not a driver.
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Then you wont be RACING.
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Nope you Will wreak and turn everyone into ghosts.
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Simple as that.
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That was an EARFUL .
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Laredo Texas.
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Is that close to OREGAN.
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Close to Nevada
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Maybe ALASKA .
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I would love to be anArcher in Alaska.
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Yes a blue RIBBON archer.
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I"d like to hang a big ol Alaskan moose Noggin on my wall.
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Well if you cant get it done NOBODY can.
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Do ya think I can call Bullwinkle in with a Yelper ?
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Yes he will come racingin.
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Then I can go Gopher hunting.
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Whats your REASON for that ?
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They taste better than Nutria.
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Neither will win any taste AWARDS and I'm sure of that.
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That depends on what type of Sauces you choose.
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Well I like the SAVORY kind
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With a side of Yellow banana peppers.
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That will work for a WARMUP .
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Might take a few Pepsi's to cool off.
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I SELDOM need more than one.
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Miller time ?
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Whew thats a relief .
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Sounds like you Farted . :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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No , I dashed to the outhouse and just made it in time.
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I should have dug a Deeper hole for my outhouse. PWEEEEEEE WEEEEEE
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I just use one of those RENTED ones.
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The Danger in using an outhouse is somebody might tip it over with you in it.
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Boy Howdy that would get me revved Up
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Oh yeah. Doodoo everywhere.
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Only a rottenOhioan would do that,
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Its in their Nature
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Yep all of them except the ones that moved here from WV.
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You aint in Toledo are you.
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That's the oddest question Ive ever heard.
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Do they charge a TARIFF in Taledo?
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Only if you get a facial thrown in.
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That might stop up your LARYNX.
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Anyone that would have one in the first is about as bright as a burned out xenons lightbulb.
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Saturn is pretty bright.
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Thats what my nephew said.
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He's not a Walrus is he ?
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No but if you feed him sweets he turns into one.
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Don't feed them sweets to the Skunks.
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No sir feeding skunks is way to spooky .
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Getting sprayed would turn me into a Yelper. for sure
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I know the smell is rancid for sure.
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Hope he don't spray my Decoys
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Yep he spewed all over them.
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Eureka ! Camoboy found his way home.
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Yes hes aboard now .
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Deputy Dawg.
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That Dog couldnt even bark ,all he ever did was yipped a little.
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.....and Dipped snuff.
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You know if you spit snuff on daises they will wilt .
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Shasta daisies ?
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Yes those are awsome daisies.
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Some of the nicest the earths ever produced.
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I like fried yellow Squash too.
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They are good for your health and taste good to boot .
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Even my Hounds eat them.
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Squash really screws with some dogs insides .
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Squids too.
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Yes it gives them the scoots .
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Then you gotta Shovel it up.
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No my Uncle does it and cries he labors to hard.
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On suck a Simple task ?
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Thats his excuse ,
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Is his name Edward ?
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No his name is Dennis,
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He doesn't eat Stewed prunes ,does he ?
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No, that would put us all in danger .
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Probably burn the blossoms off a Redbud.
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Yes If he eats them theres no danger of him dating anyone.
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Unless she has a face like a Gopher. Forgive me Lord. :TooFunny:
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Actually she looks like a rabbit .
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Thats better than a Tarpon.
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His girl doesn't even wear nylons ?
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How bout short Shorts ?
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Yes she has to she has scales on her butt.
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...and she snorts snuff.
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Yes she does that's why shes history next season.
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Then you'll need to find a Newbie
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He did her name is elaine .
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Ain't that Ethel's Sister ?
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Yes but she is sexier.
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With claws like a Raptor.
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Yes and eyes like a RACOON,
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and travels the entire NATION
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EvenNevada.
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Thats awsome .
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Eureka
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Is that the pretty girl with the auburn hair?
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She's a real Nimrod when it comes to turkey hunting.
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Does she use decoys ?
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No,but her sister Shelia does.
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Do you think she would give us any turkey hunting advice .
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It would be Easier to get blood from a turnip.
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What about getting it from a radish ,would that work ?
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While reading Hamlet ?
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No I talked to her she doesn't like Shakespeare
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I think she's inDenial
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No shes just had to much liquor
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I Reckon that explains it.
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Shes also very narrow minded.
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Is she from Warsaw ?
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Yes she is and she writes home weekly .
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If she was a Yooper she wouldn't know how to write.
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I forgot to tell you ,she is also very rotund .
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Bet she's got a Double chin too.
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Yep , shes really an eyeful .
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Lady is huge.
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Hey cheese head. 6 letter words. :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: Beginning with the last letter of the previous word.
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Hey cheese head. 6 letter words. :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: Beginning with the last letter of the previous word.
Getting yelled at wont help . :jesus-cross:
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OK,my bad. I apologize.And may the Lord bless all them Pygmies in New Guinea.Gotta love Larry the cable guy. I guess it was the Demons made me do it.
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I thought that I liked this game. Now I'm not so sure. Surely, you will forgive me for my shortcomings.
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:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: Hey,I said Im sorry. What do you expect from a fellow Yankee.
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I can't seem to get enough of this section. You guys crack me up.
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I know and bad habits are hard to break.
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They keep calling me stupid cheesehead yankee. Hard to catch a break around here!!
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Jealousy. Only in there dreams could they be as awesome as a cheesehead.
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We ain't Saints for sure.
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We are not snooty either.
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To top it off, Red, I am actually a Yooper. I was born in Iron Mountain, Mi. Now the pieces are coming together, Aayy..
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Really. Thats cool. My wive lived in Lanse /Baraga area.
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Will you yahoos get your minds back on the game ?
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Yes talking about women can be a sticky subject. What was the objective of the game?
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I think you pick a subject, like, ''The hazards of eating yellow snow''. Then other people embellish the story with 6 letter words that start with the letter that the highlighted word ends with. 6 letters being the key word.. :you_rock:
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I once made yellow snow while rabbit hunting in some red willow.
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Hunting for wabbits is best done in the winter. :fud:
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Are them wascally wabbits considered a Rodent or a wodent. :fud:
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I thinks they are considered wodents, after they ate my wife's tulips.
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Made a switch back to women again. I go wabbit huntin to avoid them :you_rock:
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I had a wabbit dog once. He was a beagle. I had to neuter him because he was in love with my leg. :toothy12:
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Little rascal. Not sure if he liked it hairy or shaven but you could have tired switching before taking his manhood.
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I couldn't take it any longer. He needed to get fixed.
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I had a racoon dog that done the same thing .
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Its just in their Nature to behave like that.
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yes but thats no excuse .
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Enough. Are we so different?
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No we are all hiding it.
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Hide it good or Goober will find it,
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Remember to keep it rolled up not folded. Would hate to have wrinkles.
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will that damage it ?
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Not sure. I think it may depend if you let it relax enough before storage.
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Don't let the Horned toads find it either.
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Are they deadly ?
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If they're a New Yorker.
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They might have rabies to boot .
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and Scurvy.
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One good thing is they cant catch yellow fever .
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If you get yellow fever, do you need to whiten your skin?
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Only if you are a nudist .
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I would try a nudist camp, but I'm afraid that a certain part of me might twitch.
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Wouldn't be your Honker would it ?
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Not only might my honker twitch, it may redden, as well..
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Thats not good if it got to red it might get nipped off .
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and that would Deform it.
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Yea well that would turn you into a madman now wouldnt it ?
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It would be just my luck to run into a nubile young lady.
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Elvira Mistress of the Dark. WOOOHOOOO
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I think that she would give me a heart attack.
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It would if she kissed you.
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If she kissed me, I would probably desire more. :love5:
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She does tend to have that effect on men .
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If she throws herself at me, I would have to oblige her.
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Yea shes a real sexpot .
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She thinks that I am kinda hot too!!
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Did she really give you a smooch ?
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If we get to cozy, she may want me to hunker down with her.
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Be careful she plays with bats and they carry rabies .
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As always, I am very careful with any sexpot that may come my way.
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I heard shes from Tucson .
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I knew a girl from Tucson. She was pretty much a nympho.
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Breath son you need more oxygen .
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After our last session, I collapsed numbly on the floor.
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When you were laying on the floor. Did the yellow lab lick your face?
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Enough with her. I'm off to see the wizard.
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Watch out for theDingo's.
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If you get past the dingo's to see the wizard. Could you ask him to cast a spell to reduce gravity?
I am really hoping he can prevent stupid sagging issues increased gravity creates. We live longer lets enjoy it.
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That is a huge request. It may take me some time to digest that statement..
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Are you taking the tinman with you ?
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This could be a dangerous mission. Nobody will be accompanying me.
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Watch out for the yokels .
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Sounds dangerous. You gonna be packing some heat?
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That would be the safest way to travel.
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I think I'll take my sawed off double barrel twelve gauge.That ought to do it..
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If you go on Easter you will be safe.
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Not so sure. I heard of a person rising from the dead that day.
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I think I will leave the day after Easter, but that's not Gospel..Wow :you_rock:
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A man of faith will never be lonely .
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Yahweh is always there.
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So do you think you will be able to find the wizard? I heard he is good at hiding.
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Is he a Gemini ?
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Doesn't he live inside a big castle ?
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Exactly a big castle. Where does one start to look? Could he be in the tower? visiting the dungeon? Walking the grounds? Or maybe he's eating.
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He called his Grocer to bring him some grub.
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Did he order rabbit ?
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Turtle soup.
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Does EGGNOG go well with that ?
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Yep. Grapes too.
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MMMmmm, and steaks too.
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N.Y.Strips ?
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And these are only snacks. I heard he has a large appetite.
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The steaks are good for supper. The snacks are before bedtime treats..
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I've enjoyed many a Repast dining on steaks.
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I would call dining on grilled steak as a trophy supper.
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Are the steaks for the wizard only? Or could a yobbos have a piece?
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If I have anything to say about it, supper is for everyone..
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Can we Redden it up a bit with some cayenne ?
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You have to be careful with the cayenne. Too much, and you will have fire down below, when nature calls. And that's a hard fire to put out.. :fire:
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I agree with hognuts LOL
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Talk about your glowing embers .
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This is turning into a stinky situation. We have to move on.
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OK , why dont you tell us about your yachts .
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The fleet of yachts is out looking for sunken treasure. I really need the money..
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If you find the treasure will you buy me some Nachos ?
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Nachos are very good if you have the right sauces .
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and spices
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If I find the treasure, I will surely Give you something better than Nachos.
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Catfish fried in Yellow cornmeal.
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Catfish it shall be, then. I need to find some place to catch them. The waters around here are frozen.
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Let the ice Soften ,then go get em.
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Mother Nature has really thrown us a curve ball this year. I don't know if it will ever warm up.
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Got hit with 5 inches of snow opening morning. Guess thats better than Eleven
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Just what you Needed on opening day. Snow.
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I was wishing for coffee and donuts
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A guy should always load up with coffee and doughnuts when going turkey hunting. Doughnuts aren't just for breakfast, anymore..
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Too many donuts might Dampen my ability to sneak up on a big ol gobbler.
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I hate to admit this, but I hunted with a couple of cops, and they had a full bag of doughnuts, and they both nailed a bird..I dunno?
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I'll bet they were from Dallas .
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It was easy to pick which guy harvests the bird. The one without the doughnut in his hand, shoots..
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What , one stands watch and one eats donuts ?
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If you're snackin' you ain't whackin'. Like the saying goes ''If you snooze, you lose''.
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Did everyone have a good Easter ?
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We had a great day. Lots of family. It willtake a few days to get rested up.
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Get up,get Dusted.off,and git yo hind end back to the woods.
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Yes help the team out ,the turkeys have been able to disarm me this year .
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You may have to go to the market and buy a turkey, if they indeed have your number..
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I will keep trying till Im out of time or tagged out.
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Keep at it. Persistance is the key, that will lead to a gobblers demise.
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I will keep at it as long as I can endure .
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Keep at it. Find the enemy and engage..
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I will but he always evades me.
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Find the gobbler and shadow his every move.
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Just watch out for the Walrus
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And make sure you keep the safety on.
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Or the local Yokels will bust you.
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They SURLEY will.
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Those yellow bellied no good locals..
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Yes they all have warped minds.
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They are all little devils, I tell you..
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Yes but we should all hunt safely regardless of all else.
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I really get yanked off when someone isn't safe with their guns..
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All it takes is one dunderand its all over .
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You have to remain cool under all circumstances.
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Life is to precious to live it all for naught .
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You need to be careful. I hate it when someone throws caution to the wind..
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Speaking of wind are they not stronger this spring ?
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Its as if the wind is trying to Gobble up the gobblers.
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Enough about the wind. Will it ever quit raining?
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Hardly ,we go from one storm to the next .
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We are going to have to sop turkey hunting and start building yachts. This is getting ridiculous.
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If a gobbler Struts on your yacht you'll have to swab the decks.
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If the deck is sealed it wont stain it .
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I don't know man,Doodoo on the deck sounds nasty.
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Speaking of doodoo I heard that the doodoo from cows may be messing with the ozones ,
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That comes from the stinky farts that they blow.. :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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I think they are yarnen us on that one .
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I'm not so sure of that. If you get to close to a good ol' cow fart, it will bring on a severe case of nausea..
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It irritates my Asthma.
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Well Im glad I dont live in Dairyland ,Im sure cow farts abound There.
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I agree. Cow flatulence does, indeed attack one's senses.
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Like a Karate kick to the nose.
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Enough of that could give you a black eyelid..
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Or a permanent dimple in the middle of your forehead.
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Guys this story cant have anything but a bad ending , you know that , right ?
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I think we need to gently change the subject.
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Yippee Im ready to move on as well.
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What we need is an expert on theme changing.
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Yeah,for sure,maybe somebody that knows how to make a good hot Tamale
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Oh yea I love them ,they givec you good energy at both ends !!!
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The last time I ate hot tamales, I yelped for two days, after they came out.
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Did you need a Diaper ? :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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No diaper needed. Ice cubes would have been nice. Everything was redder than normal, down under..
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I know it feels like you were worked on with a reamer .
We may need to change the subject again ,SORRY for that last one :wave:
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No tamale. But a few weeks back in Mexico I was showing off and decided I could handle a habanero pepper. I was such a man 3 could not stop me.
Later that day and night. WOW!!! doing what needs to be done through a swelled shut (blank). Still don;t get it? Imagine a rectal exam with a cactus. :o
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That's how the locals do it..
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That would make you scream alright . With a cactus ? Really ?
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Screan for yoMammie
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I would rather have 6 Chuck Norris enemas (Tabasco Sauce) than go through that.. :fire:
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EEEWWW Hot and STINKY .
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You tend to get a little yellow in your underwear after the Chuck Norris treatment. But it only last a day or two.
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You boys need to go huntin or somthing ,cause you are starting to act a wee bit Whacko !
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I think it is time that we obeyed your order. Time to move on to hunting.
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Taking a gobbler is cool,but then a Downer when you realize your season is over.
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I am going wacko. 3 more weeks till go time. I am starting to get really excited now.
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Good luck with the hunt. I hope it yields a stud for you..
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With Silver spurs.
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I had a pair of silver spurs, once. I was going to be a cowboy, riding bucking broncos. The only problem was my inherent fear of horses.
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Jason had a Golden fleece.
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I wonder how long he nagged his wife before she let him go after it?
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he 'draged' his feet thismorning and we where late into the woods.
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That was good alex... but you spelled ''dragged'', wrong. We will let it slide and move on..Welcome to the game..Mike
Because he was late, he forgot his dadgum gun. :fud:
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Did he remember his banana Muffin ?
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He had a muffin, but he forgot his Nitros..
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Were theySevens ?
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In the big scheme of things, forgetting your shells on a hunting trip is huge..
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You could drive to Euclid for some more.
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That's something that we will have to decide on..
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In this Turkey hunting game you cant make many errors and expect to be successful.
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They need to teach turkey hunting in School.
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That needs to be looked into..
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From Detroit to Denver.
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If it is to remain in the blood, hunting needs to be passed on.
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Its in my blood to eat Nutter Butter cookies.
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That's what I got when I raided the cookie jar..
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Much better than a stale Dorito.
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Way better than a moldy ORANGE
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Do you knoe the effect on ones body from eating a stale orange ?
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Worse than a rotten Tomato.
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Rotten tomatos will give you some high octane gas. For sure.
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I heard rotten tomatoes make your left Eyelid swell to the size of a softball!
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Yep its like getting hit in the eye with a dagger .
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Make sure that you remove the stem before you eat them.
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Or you will be sick for Eleven days.
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The nausea is sickening..
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Could cause Angina too.
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I had a girlfriend that had acute angina. Her face was pretty too. I would admire her often..
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I bet she was an EYEFUL .
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She was a lovely lady..
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Let me guess, yellow hair, blue eyes??
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Did she carry a weapon ?
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She carries a big rifle and only shoot bullets made by nosler
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That's her. She went out the other day and came home with a big racoon that she shot with the nosler's..
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I had a girlfriend that had acute angina. Her face was pretty too. I would admire her often..
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
YUKYUK. Is that even a word ? How bout Nastie ?
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It might bt time for us to embark on a new story.
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We ain't in Kansas anymore Toto.
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I was up till SUNDAY , some of the best turkey hunting I have ever enjoyed.
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I had Yankee pot roast on Sunday.
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Yankee pot roast must be cooked evenly over a medium heat in a pre heated oven..
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yippee I love pot roast ,can I come over ?
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I had potroast over Easter, it was absolutely amazing
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We had rabbit for Easter . :TooFunny:
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My wife made a pot of turtle soup for Easter. I told her to make it Snappy.
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Was it edible ? :lol:
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Did it have Endive in it?
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This recipe has earned her many awards..
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In that case I will take a Double helping.
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Ill take a tripple helping.... but that will take a great EFFORT to push that all down.
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Don't forget to give thanks before you dig in..
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I am ready for a "second " helping of food!
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My name is Darren.
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Are you from nevada ?
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Nevada is funny shaped ,with all them sharp Angles .
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It is weird shaped and can be very steamy in the summer.
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Have you ever hears any Yodels there ?
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No yodels, but when you walk down the strip, you get lots of smack from the stupid south of the border guys..Handing out their smut cards..Yikes ???
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South of the border ???? You don't mean them fellas from Dallas :chucknorris: do ya.
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Boy you can get some very spicey food down around Dallas.
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I ate some really spicey stuff down there... hmmmm, it was crunchy and Yellow, i cant seem to remember what it was
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Probably Walrus goobers. :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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OH YEAH they re so savory .
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I would like to have some blueberry yogurt with my walrus goobers. It may help them slide down a little easier. Bet you can't eat just one..
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Don't forget the Turnip greens.
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That would be pretty darn good!!
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There are some turnips in the field down yonder.
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Turnips and Redear sunfish Yum !
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I am going to revolt if I don't get a fish fry tonight.
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Trouts.
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Sauger .
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....and a Rasher of bacon
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I am going to revolt if i dont get trout tonight.... :toothy12:
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You can revolt if you want, just don't throw a temper tantrum..
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But what if i want to throw a tempur tantrum during my revolt
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Just watch what you say. Some of us got Tender ears.
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Speaking of tender ears. I heard a rapper once, and he made me (a retired ironworker) blush.
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I knew a Robert Rapper once, pretty nice guy too.
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I personally feel that all rappers should be tarred and feathered. Just sayin'.
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Roger Dodger to that.
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You rarely see anyone tarred and feathered anymore.
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That's because allot of the country is turning yellow.....
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Well then its no wonder.
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They make too much Racket when you tar them
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They used to do that to the taxman .
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It's easier on them than napalm..
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Are they from Mexico ?
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Some of them are from Mexico but surprisingly a bunch of them come from Oregon!
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They nabbed a bunch of them from Crazyfornia too..
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Send them to Australia and feed em to the Dingos.
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Nothing is sacred when dealing with these vermin.
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You're exactly right... we should direct our attention to eradicating them!
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We should tackle this now. Nip it in the bud, Andy. Nip it..
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Feed em to anEaglet.
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That would work. Slow death by talons.
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Could just whip em with a willow Switch
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I think that I'd rather see them hanged from their necks..
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I think that I'd rather see them hanged from their necks..
Dangit man,you cheeseheads play rough. :you_rock:
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We could hang them from their thumbs if that would make you feel better..
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Now your talking. Then we could send them to the witch doctor and have their heads Shrunk.
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If we shrink heads, we should start with the big kahuna..
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Got Anyone in mind ?
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I think we should start with Eminem.. He's one of those Michigan rappers. :you_rock:
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Touche,on the Michigan slap. You got a good Memory . :whip2:
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He is a good place to start. There are a few more that need their chain yanked..
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Like Doctor Dre
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At the risk of sounding racial, I am going to give Kid Rock a pass. I kinda like some of his stuff..Another herring choker from Mi.
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Thats fine if its to your liking .
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At the risk of sounding racial, I am going to give Kid Rock a pass. I kinda like some of his stuff..Another herring choker from Mi.
Herring choker,sounds like something an old Geezer would say.
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Or an old rascal. :toothy12:
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I hate to get lumped into the old geezer/rascal/herring choker/yooper catagory, but I resemble all of the above.. :TooFunny:
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Oh what a downer.
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Don't get down about it, you always have the option to repeal their blasphemy?
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This I know. The problem is, I lacked the know-how to do it..
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It happens. What you need to do is dig deep and find the answers..... sometimes this can be a daring thing to do!
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We may need to call on a genius to help us out.
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I might just go out and get sauced up and forget about the whole deal.
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The Deputy :chucknorris: will put you in the pokey
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Yep you will get yanked in faster than you can say Rumpelstiltskin
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And share a cell with some drunk with Dragon breath.
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Not to mention the nausea that goes along with getting sauced.
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I can assure you that between the nausea and the dragon breath, it will be hard to keep my Swedish pancakes down..
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If the Swedish pancakes come back up... I think you could reasonably expect to deal with the dragon breath again?
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Yes so please dont get tanked .
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Pancakes and Donuts with 10 strips of bacon ,sounds good.
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I wouldnt mind a sample of that bacon .
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Eureka I hit the mother lode.
(http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg311/redarrow51/bacon-of-the-month-xl.jpg)
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I am amazed at all the bacon eaters around here. I know a few towel heads that won't touch the stuff..
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(http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg311/redarrow51/493457334v1_225x225_Front_padToSquare-true.jpg)
Danger !
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Danger !
That's awesome, Red. I may have to remove the pit bull picture and replace it with the hog...
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I think that would be a worth while thing to do... "Hogs for Dogs" could be a representation of support to our troop s and would take very litttle effort?
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I think that that would be a great tactic. Bring on the Hogs. Brings a tear to my eye. ''Hog''nutz...
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Bringing in the Hogs would certainly create havoc!
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Havok erupts every time the hogs get loose.
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I can hear it now... someone is going to come up with an all new, steamy version of "Who let the Hogs out"
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That one has the potential of being a real yawner..
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Yep. Someone should feel guilty if they tried to recoup some money from that!
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Prince could sing it.
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Or maybe the Eagles.
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The Stones
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All good choices. Maybe they could really get it going with a rocking, heavy metal rendition from Slayer?
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Slayer would be better than some stinkin' reggae band..That's for sure, Monn..
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I expect you're right? Wonder what would happen if a reggae band tried it?
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That would be Tragic Jamaican bobsled mon.
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If it goes reggae, it will be one crappy redition, that's for sure, monn..
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I would rather hear it yodled myself .
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I can't decide whether I would like to hear it yodled or done in an Italian opera.
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Either would be a hoot
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If it was yodeled, I'm sure the rating of this thread would diminish?
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What Gender would this yodeler be.?
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I don't think it makes much difference...I just know I'd need some relief after hearing it....
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My father could yodel it .
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Really? That's cool that yodeling is still around.... thought it was a lost art?
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This here Yankee yodels when I eat too many hot peppers.
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I guess that is a good thing? So, where exactly does the sounds of yodeling come from if you eat too many hot peppers?
:wav:
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From a Yooper if your from the U.P. of Michigan
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I was born a Yooper, and I remain a Yooper to this day....All my singing sounds like someone yodeling from eating too many hot peppers..
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My nephew dated a pretty little yooper in college.
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Within my infinite wisdom, I would consider all of us Yooper's, pretty. I can't wait for tomorrow, because I get better lookin' everyday.. :TooFunny:
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You gotta have Myopia or something. :TooFunny:
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That's a good one, Red. :TooFunny: I can assure you that my nickname is not Mr. Magoo..
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Tums are an extreme[/b delicacy in europe.
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Tums are extremely edible.
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So are Eagles . Taste like chicken. :TooFunny:
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Don't forget salmon ,but it dosnt taste like chicken ,its kinda fishy.
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Do you use Nutmeg ?
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No I use garlic on mine.
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Ive been known to put garlic on a Cookie
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Would that even be edible ?
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Dont eat more than Eleven .
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Do you use a napkin ?
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Only if I'm eating a Fig Newton.
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You have to nibble a Newton
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Do they eat Newtons in Euclid ?
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I asked them , but they denied it.
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If you surpass the recommended daily dosage of Newton's, you will be spending much of your time in the bathroom.
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My wife Evicts me from the bathroom when I do that.
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I bet that bathroom really STINKS!
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Ooohhh MY the stench .
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The stench will burn the hairs on your Honker.
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Do we need to send in the rescue unit ?
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Some Events might require that.
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I dont care about all the smell , I think Newtons make fine snacks .
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Much better than a Sinker biscuit.
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I like those biscuts with rabbit gravy.
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...and Turtle soup.
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I like Turtle soup, but they are easier to eat than catch .
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If you aint got turnips,you can throw in a Radish or two.
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All this is making me hungry .
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0000000000000000000000000000000boy that sounds like a good remedy for hunger'
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Get me a bowl of turtle soup, and make it snappy..
I don't know how you got Mudbugs out of remedy, Slicky, but we'll let you slide on this one. I was guilty of the same when I started and they whipped me near to death. :whip2: :whip2: :TooFunny:
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You yahoos play nice, okay ? :lol: :happy0064:
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Slicky and I play very well together..Kinda like two peas in a pod..
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Thats good then nobody gets yelled at . :happy0064:
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Let's get some donuts and coffee, and talk about it..
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Not much Danger in that. We are too refined . :toothy12:
OOPS, I got cut off at the pass. SHAZAM !!!!
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Thats what I would call making a good comeback redarrow.
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Didn't want to look like a Goober.
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Way to reload !!!
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Like a Double barrel
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We would expect no less .
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Thanks !
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I salute you sir .
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Good thing my Egoism is in check. :toothy12:
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OK Ill muzzle the complements and move on.
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Muzzle my foot ! I was waiting for anEncore.
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If you dont cook them just right they taste like earwax .
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I Xrayed one and it was full of gator crap.
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They might not be so bad if you didnt have to deworm them all first ..
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With practice you can Master the technique .
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I need more practice because I rarely get them all.
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I am not an expert on mudbugs. In fact, I don't know what a mudbug is..I don't know what a mudbug looks like. I don't know what a mudbug tastes like. What is a stinkin' mudbug? ???
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Do you simply pull off the tail and eat it, or do you do guts and all? When you use the Yankee term, crawfish, I understand what a Mudbug is..I still don't eat them..
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SLICKY we only have two kinds here in Yankee land ,big ole goodens and good ole biggens.
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I would rather eat a big ole RIBEYE cooked just right ,with a baked potato smothered in butter.
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Horse meat for Easter dinner. Yummy.
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Now that's a remedy for what ales you.
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Can't get Enough of them horsey steaks. HI HO SILVER. Pass the A1 sauce.
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I've been called a horse's rear enough times, but I can honestly say, that I have never eaten one..
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That would be better than eating squids .
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Simply put. I would eat calimari anytime, over any part of a horse. Deep fried calimari is great..
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Yogurt would be good, but I prefer vanilla ice cream, topped with chocolate and pecans. That is livin' large..
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I would just as soon have a tamale as any of the from the sea stuff'
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I'd like to be eating a big ol platter of venison tacos right now.
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Oh yeah red now your talking ,just add a touch of garlic and were good to go .
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and some jalapeno cheese.
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Now that's some good eating right there .
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Don't forget the collard Greens.
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That sounds mighty savory .
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With all do respect, I'd rather have a wedgie than eat cream corn..
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A meal that rivals the finest eatery .
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To be eaten onboard our Yachts.
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You probably serve smoked salmon on your yacht, don't you ?
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Better than a carp Nugget.
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Nuggets have to be made from the breast meat of a turkey ,if you want the very best.
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No that would make a horrible dinner .
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Rancid. for sure.
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Yacking up your dinner would really put a damper on your dessert selection.
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I know we could just boil some ravens .
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I'd have to take a long trip to the saloon if I were to have boiled raven for supper.
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Fried Nutria.
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Baked aoudad .
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Maybe some deviled dingo's.
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How bout a deep fried sauger ?
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Now you're talkin', son. Deep fried sauger is what we're havin' for supper.
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Rattle snake on the barbie.
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How about some scampi to go with that sauger ?
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Scampi is perfect because we just had a major inflow of it
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It's been awhile since I wolfed down some scampi..
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Im in Denial I never over eat .
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Just learn your limits and you will be OK.
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Why did they target that bus , I hope it wasn't full of children .
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Thanks be to the Lord our God. Amen.
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Somebody must have been sauced to have called that in ,but Im glad it was a false alarm.
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Sounds like the work of a sadist to me..
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Well it was a very poor tactic I assure you.
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Anyone that would pull such a stunt should be called an idiot, in my book..
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Who ever pulled that stunt is the back side of a donkey .
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A Yankee donkey ???
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Well all of them need dynamite enemas .
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4 Sticks.
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Do you think that would make them scream ?
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Scream fo they Momma's.
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I smiled when I read that one redarrow .
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We have covered a lot of topics on here and maybe its time for a new one ,any ideas ?
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Don't be Scared to change the subject.
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Im trying to decide on a new subject ,any help ?
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Elvira is always worth talking about.
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Yea we will accept that as a new topic.
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Any taboobs (oops) I mean Taboos to watch out for ?
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Shes a real sexpot .
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I wonder if she would like to go Turkey hunting ?
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She might if you run the yelper for her .
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I would really Rather make her yelp. ;D
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Careful you might catch the rabies or something .
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Do they make Salves for that ?
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I checked with Snope's and they said that a shot or two of penicillin will cure you.
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If I get that stuff,just shoot me with some hvy. Sevens.
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She sure wears skimpy outfits.
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Maybe a yellow polka dot bikini?
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Guys she would be to hard on your wallet .
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Sometimes, a sexpot in a skimpy bikini, trumps what the cost is.. :love5:
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Well,she ain't no Horned toad for sure.
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She is Queen of the Halloween demons .
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Yeah, I need to come to my Senses.
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Thats O K shes still a real sexpot .
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She can tote my Tackle box any day.
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I have heard enough about her, let's see a picture.
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Shes Queen of the horror shows .
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We need to remove some of that garb, so we can get a good look.
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If we removed anything we would be exiled from this site I'm afraid.
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One major detail is being overlooked here. Are they real?
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HMMMMMMMMMMMM ? They do appear Larger than life,don't they. ::)
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My cheeks are starting to redden, Red. I think I'm blushing..
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A nickle says they are. :toothy12:
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Eureka !! A whole nickle .
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I can assure you that a nickle is not what it used to be.
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It wont even buy you a cup of eggnog now.
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Unless you have a gaggle full of the nickels with an Indian and a Buffalo on them, a nickel is not worth a plug nickel, anymore.
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Except for the war nickles with the large mint mark above Monticello. They are being bought for a buck right now.
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A big THUMBS up :icon_thumright: on that ,I will keep an eye open for the war nickle.
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Silver coins are going for 26 times face value too.
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That raises the bar a little ,Im on the lookout for silver from now on.
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They simply don't make them like they used to.
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Now they just make Yankee greenbacks .
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Can't get Enough.
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Hardly enough to go around.
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Those yahoos in Washington are sending to many over seas.
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Nuff to get your Shorts in a knot.
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Think of all the money we could be saving if they would just keep half of it here in the homeland.. :smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an
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It doesn't take a genius to figure out they are spending our country :smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an right down the tubes.
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We need a president that shifts the helping hand priorities to those at home, who really need it.
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Yep,we got a S@#%&Y president for sure.
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I would say hes yanked us around enough , its time for a change !!!!
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The voters must demand a change.
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I am ashamed to say it but I detest them all and think we should vote all of them out .
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I;d rather support a Turnip.
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We need to vote people in office that have had a real job in their lives. Leaders without perspective have tunnel vision. This editorial brought to you in part by Hognutz LTD.. :TooFunny:
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You been in the Eggnog agin ?
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Yes, and I must still be a litle groggy!!
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Yeager Meister is faster.
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I tried Jager-Meister once, and regret it to this day.
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Thats a good way to get tanked tonight and sick as a dog in the morning .
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I'll be danged if I am going to have a hangover tomorrow. I know better.
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That stuff will get ya drunk as a pack of Aussie Dingos.
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I think I may have a couple next Sunday, after the Packer game..
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Dont let out too many Yodels
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Yodels wont do, instead scream your bloody head off.
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Yes scream but with no malice in your heart .
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Have a seat and lets play crazy Eights.
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Well I seated ,lets get started .
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Are you the Dealer ?
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No you deal I hold the record for games lost .
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I wont be Denied. You deal, or I will take my cards and go home. :'(
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Alright you big baby I will be the DEALER . ;D
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You won't Regret it.
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OK, I'll be your turkey but I'm no good at cards.
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Last time I played cards was with a bunch of Yahoo's.
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What kind of snacks are we having ?
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Scones
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And smoked Jerky ?
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And a Double order of hot wings
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That sounds good except I like the spicy garlic ones best.
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How bout using Turkey wings for hot wings.
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They would taste great but we have to take all that yellow fat off first .
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Prolly better than Walrus fat.
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I dont know let me think ,Walrus fat sautes, that might work.
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Squids then.
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Sounds savory to me . :z-guntootsmiley:
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Gone huntin,Yammer with ya later.
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I know your not going rabbit hunting ,I read your other post ,so :anim_25: be safe and post many pictures .
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Thanks
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get any shoot'n in?
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No he ran out of nitros .
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My Savage dont use nitros.
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I use an encore .
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Eureka I got one too.
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The encore shoots farther than my arrows do .
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And the arrows areSilent.
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Yep, Arrows tipped with a Muzzy is bad medicine.
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Good for hunting Dingos.
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Yep and snakes .
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and Squids.
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Squids are good to eat stewed ,
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So are Donuts.
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Cant eat Donuts , to many setups afterwards.
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I hope my local baker never go's on Strike.
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Its time to start eating them with eggnog . :santaclaus:
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and grapes
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and SQUASH .
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I"m getting Hunger pangs.
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Probable acid reflux pains.
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Maybe Xerxes will loan me some of his meds.
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You might try eating more salads and less red meat ................Nah :)
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I'd rather Sponge up some gravy with a cat head biscuit.
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With eating habits like that ,you will live long and prosper :you_rock:
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A gallon of boiled crawdads in tabasco sounds good too.
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I like Niblet lobster"
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Just give me a nice tender Rib eye :corn: .
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Fried Rabbit.
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Its Christmas Eve and I know what Im having tomorrow ,TURKEY and all the trimmings.
Merry Christmas all.
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And Yellow banana pudding.
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We have to have my mamas favorite,Turkey Walnut Mushroom Meatloaf.
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That sounds good. Save me a Triple portion. :corn:
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Some of the best eating I ever had .
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Can you make meatloaf out of a pocket Gopher ?
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If that rascal will hold still long enough to throw him in a grinder .
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That oughta turn meat Lovers into Vegans in a hurry,
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Is it SPRING yet ?
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I'm ready to kill some GIANTS!
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I looking to load one up with a round of H13 SEVENS .
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That will kill him in one STRIKE.
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That would give him an eyeful wouldn't it ?
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Should knock the Luster off his wings.
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I am REALLY shocked to find that this game thread is still going... who would have THUNK it! LOL... and to think Shannon thought my game ideas were DUMB!!
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yep we have yukked it up a long time with it, Thanks for starting it up.
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yep we have yukked it up a long time with it, Thanks for starting it up.
what made you all decide to keep it going?
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The more we played the easier it became to think of a word , and some were good for a laugh.
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Even them snot nosed Royals across the big water would enjoy this game.
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And the Saxons might as well.
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Its so warm out i just might decide to Streak the neighborhood. :drool: :funnyturkey:
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The weather today was KILLER , 62 deg.
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IT'll Redden the cheeks for sure.
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I would give a nickel for another just like it .
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Then you can write about it in a LETTER /b]?
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I cant wait for the redbud tree to bloom.
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When the redbud and the dogwood bloom you get a Double dose of beauty.
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Do you EXPECT the dogwoods to bloom early this year?
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Yes ,and the turkey will Gobble late.
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Don't forget. When hunting gobblers in the winter. Do not eat YELLOW snow.
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Thanks Red I will wait till winter is over .
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Remind me, when does spring get here?
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That will DEPEND on the weather and the calender .
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Nothing will dampen my spirit because turkey season is near!
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Nicely put jb. I hear you loud and clear.
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Thanks hookedspur, it's a good thing turkey season happens yearly or I would be sad!
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This Yankee is ready to bust a snood.
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It do not take an EXPERT to kill a turkey.
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No it doesnt but it helps to have a lot of Turkey killin talent .
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I kilt me a Turtle once.
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Was he edible ?
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I saw someone eating turtle once.
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I like mine deep fried and served with a garlic sauce.
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Does fried turtle crunch when you eat it?
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Oh yeah. Like a crunchy grass Hopper
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If you Boil it and don't get it completely done they taste like RUBBER.
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That'll leave a Rotten taste in your mouth.
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Enough to cause nausea.
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Or Angina.
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Im afraid there is to many things to go bad eating turtles I will just stay with Beef or chicken.
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Wonder how many I could fit in a Duffel bag.
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What would you do with them after you got them loaded in the bag ?
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Cook em ,then Devour them.
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What is your recipe ?
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Boil for Eleven hours or til tender. Drown in tabasco and chow down.
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I dont know if anyone has ever cooked one better, but I would bet nobody has ever cooked one longer.
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Truthfully the only turtle I ever ate was pickled . I had it in Canada on a bear hunt and it was tasty.The old timer that made it was a New Yorker. He brought pickled mushrooms too.
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Pickled Turtle now that would be a sour recipe !
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Its pretty good with Extras like cheese and crackers.
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Do you use any sauces ?
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Nope. Not me. I ain't been Sauced in years :TooFunny:
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I was talking about sauce for the turtle, not the demons of drink, but thats good to know .
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No more seven and Sevens for me. I no longer put the devil in my mouth to rob my brain.
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So your days in the old saloon are behind you . :icon_thumright:
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No more forgotten Nights .
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I personally never cared for seven & sevens myself.
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Squirt and gin ?
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How did we get from eating a TURTLE to this ?
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WE got caught up talking bout Elixir of satan
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I thought it was just more of random thoughts thing, but I started in the middle of this so I don't know for sure.
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We can talk about anything ,we just cant mumble.
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Its random ,but you need an I,Q of at least Eleven to play. I just barely made it myself.
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You nailed it Red I didnt meet I Q qualifications but Old Hen gave me a sympathy certificate that allows me to participate.
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So your saying ,I'm not the only one Devoid of intelligence .
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Yes but I am smarter than a danish .
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Or a Honker.
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Shawee
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Sorry Rabbit
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Welcome to the fray Grobec1, RABBIT is a good one but we have to put it in a sentence .
Your turn :icon_thumright: :toothy12:
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You kmow,like would a rabbit eat a Turnip ?
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I think ,yes but only PURPLE Globes .
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Prolly eat Endive lettuce too.
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They are eating machines .
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Worse than a Gopher on a hunk of cheese.
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Yes like four ravens on a ear of corn.
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Or two SKUNKS in a blind.
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Wow that would be STINKY .
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That would send this Yankee packing for sure.
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That would be worse than an egging with rotten ones.
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I'll have to Google that one.
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That would be a good place to get a EXPERT opinion.
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Texans seem pretty opinionated.
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I went to school In Texas for a while .
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I LINKED to a Texas website once.
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Why did you DECIDE to do that ?
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Were you looking for anEarwig ?
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I think he might have been looking for a Texas style geisha .
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Asians make the best ones.
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They Surely do.
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Listen! They just YELPED
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The DRUMIN is loud.
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Listening to them drum is hard on the nerves ,
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It tickles the Senses.
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When I hear him Drum hes in range of my SEVENS . Im near deaf.
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Have you ever Stoned a gobbler with a sling shot.
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He wouldn't be in any danger from me and my sling shot .
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I probably wouldn't even Ruffle a feather.
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I could enlist a fellow named David ,he was an expert with a sling and small stones.
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OH YEAH HE DID. I bet that big ugly Goliath looked like a Turtlelaying flat on his back.
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YEA HE DID, he knocked him stiffer than a frozen eclair .
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Probably felt like a Rocket to the noggin
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Right on target .
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Head lookin like a squished Tomato
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Yes sir with everything kind of oozing out .
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Or spewing like a Geyser.
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Knocked him flatter than a week old road killed rabbit .
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Flatter than a Turkey turd.
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Yes sir those seven turns there heads to yogurt .
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Like gettin hit by a Toyota.
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Come right down to it you have to admire those little sevens and all the damage they do .
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What to do with all the empties after your done shootin?
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Stuff them full of SEVENS and do it all over again.
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I don't reload for the shotgun but i have been Saving and reloading rifle brass for years.
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Have you ever loaded for one of those German mausers ?
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Nope,but I used to own a Mosin Nagant.
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That gun is certainly not a TURKEY :funnyturkey: :turkey2: :newmascot:
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Id rather use a shotgun on a Yelper.
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Relish
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Is good on a Hotdog
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Gopher
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Or a Redhot.
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Thats hotter than a tamale .
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Encino man would probably like tamales.
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I think an ocelot would make an awesome pet.
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Those spots would make him a good Target too.
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I would hate to tangle with one.
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I hear Egrets can be mean too.
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Not as mean as SNAKES
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Or as stinking as SKUNKS,
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Do Squids stink ?
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They surely do.
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A Yankee wouldn't know about that.
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But Squids are edible .
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I'd rather have a chocolate Eclair.
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I rather eat "Rabbit"
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Do you ever eat TURTLE ?
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Are Turtles "edible"?
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If they weigh more that Eleven pounds.
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At that size they're not very NIMBLE
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Yeah,they need to eat more Endive.
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My teacher EXCELS in every subject
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So she's a School marm ..
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She laughs at the smelly kid in class.
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She don't like the Stench ?
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No, the smell makes her hiccup so much that she has to go pee.
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Dont let her pee on your Pickup.
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It is POISON for the paint :TooFunny:
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Worse than Nutria poop !
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Only bad if the nutria was eating apples.
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Would he be apple Sauced ?
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He would be sauced after a few drinks of an apple-tini.
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Well at least he would be seasoned if you wanted to Sautee him.
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Would you eat the Entire thing.
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No, I would get sick while eating it.
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Better than Gopher pie.
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REALLY ???
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The only thing that can make Gopher Pie any better is if you DABBLE it in lots of ketchup.
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Ketchup will definitely help to ENRICH the flavor!
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I like mine Heated up with a bit of tabasco sauce.
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I like mine DUNKED in bbq
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Have you ever killed a turkey with a DAGGER?
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Kilt one with a Ford Ranger once. NOT.
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Sounds like that mallard was in great DISMAY
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Never kilt a turkey with a Dagger or a Ranger before, but I Reeled in a mallard once, that bit my cricket while I was fishing. He was none to happy with that hook in his beak.
If a mallard bit my cricket I'd be a Yelper for sure. :toothy12:
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....and for good REASON !
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It is the Season
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Speaking of turkey hunting, I'll be hunting all weekend. YIPPIE !!!!
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Eureka
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Only 6 more days left in the Missouri season. Time to ABSORB as much time in the turkey woods as possible>
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Time to Bounce. some seven's around in a turkeys noggin.
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Enough is Enough, I'm Going turkey hunting
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Dont let them Humble you.
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I EXPECT to have a good hunt Friday
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Holler Touche when you whack him.
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You didn't consume any of that magic Elixir while you was on the DL did ya?
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Yo homie,got any Extras fo sale ? :toothy12:
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Better yet how about a free SAMPLE ? :toothy9:
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I will pass on the free samples and instead try to endure as much pain as possible.
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Roger on the pain thing, sometimes that can be ENDLESS
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Especially in the Summer time.
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Agreed. Usually my pain starts in my head due to the high heat and my phone RINGER constantly going off.
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Just hit Redial.
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I would but I am usually messing with my Lasers at work.
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Laser Sights ?
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Nope, regular lasers. Although I would like to get more time this year to also work on my laser sights along with my turkey calling SOUNDS.
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I can't wait to hear a gobbler Scream.
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The feeling is MUTUAL
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I wish I was Living at my wifes grandmothers. She hears them scream all the time behind her house.
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I heard a Gopher scream the other day. Of coarse i had just put a .22 short in his head. He wont eat no more of my beans.
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I need to get my post count up so I can see the reloading portion of the forum, or I'll scream.
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There are letters GALORE in the last 6 letter word reloading. :toothy12:
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It's a good thing I was not eating or I would have spit on my screen after reading that last post!
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I think Red ate that GOPHER .
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I'm seeing Red, reloading section has been pulled- and the gophers are still making holes in my lawn.
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Looks like someone used a dagger to cut out half the letters in your 6 letter word!
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So are we REALLY supposed to use 6 letter words in the 6 letter word game?
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Yessirwe are.
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I'm starting to think the last few posts of the six letter word game are getting us about as far as a rabbit running in circles!
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Or a Turtle on its back.
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I like EATING turtles.
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With lots of Garlic.
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I know i didn't see him but i seen a turkey out my windowthis morning!!
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:welcomeOG: :wagon: Glad to have you aboard. Just a friendly FYI. Your word should have started with a "C" cause that was the last letter of the previous word.
No Worry's though,its all fun and games.
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No worrys is right, just alot of SMILES are required.
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Simpleas that.
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Except when addressing Obama & his fans.
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All Twelve of them.
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Eleven you mean...
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If those eleven get him reelected, I will need a NAPKIN to dry my tears.
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Do Nutria have tears ?
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I ASSUME they do
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How about Egrets ?
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Or what about SNAKES?
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SOUNDS kinda silly to me
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As silly as not protecting our SECOND amendment. :smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an
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While the majority of the nation DRINKS Obamas koolaid, us responsible and patriotic gun owners will never give up our right to bear arms and protect what is ours. Lock & load and give up nothing.......
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SECOND hand smoke can cause lung cancer
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I imagine it can also DAMAGE our pets lungs as well.
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can't get ENOUGH of it.
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You will never reach my HEIGHT!
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Not even if I am wearing TIGHTS & heels???
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SURELY not
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What about if they were YELLOW?
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I a, thinking of getting a new WEAPON this turkey season
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That would be worse than trying to find a NEEDLE in a haystack...
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I hope that I can keep turkey hunting until I'm EIGHTY !
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The key would be not only to hunt when your 80 but also Yearly after that.
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I would love to hunt everyday but I am afraid it would cause the wife to YAMMER
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I REALLY can not believe that this game has 80 pages
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Has anyone see turkey meat that was kind of yellow?
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No but if I did, I would throw it out the WINDOW.
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Where it would hit the ground with a great WALLOP
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And it would "bounce" across the yard
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I'm PRETTY sure bounce does not follow wallop.
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If not a bounce then I guess it ROLLED down the hill.
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Your word has to start with the last letter in the word before !!!
Rolled was the word
Do you use DECOYS when hunting ?
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Only in the SPRING
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I use them with both my 12 & 20 gauges.
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The gobblers are STRUTTING in Florida
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Six letters onlyThe first person posts a six letter word. The next person posts a six letter word that begins with the last letter of the previous word. And so on ...
For example:
I post the word WONDER
The next person starts their word with R and posts RIBBON
The next person starts their word with N and posts NIBBLE
The next person starts their word with E ...
Get it? Got it? Good.... go to the Game #1 to start to play!!
I keep my dekes SACKED up in the fall
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Hope they don't have any DAMAGE
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Saw about ELEVEN turkey's yesterday
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Thats enough to keep me up NIGHTS .
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SURELY not
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Yes sir I dreamed about them last night and they YELPED all night.
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I have my DOUBTS
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Yep he keeps yelping till me or my buddy SHOOTS him.
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Maybe you won't have to SEARCH for him.
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Im a better searcher than a HUNTER .
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I'm RIGHT there with you !
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Close Chuck buy you need 6 letters.... Sounds like that bird sent you through the RINGER...
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He was a blue RIBBON bird ,with a set of hooks to dream about.
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It sure is nice to be able to hunt birds it feels like second NATURE
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My Grand Daughter ENJOYS it so much.
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I bet she likes it better than SWEETS
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She SCORED on a nice one last season.
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Bet the tom didn't have a clue he was in DANGER
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You never heard such a RACKET.
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I'd buy a TICKET to watch
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He was a real talker
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So you say she ROLLED him huh?
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Yep, with a DIRECT head shot.
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Sounds like she has TALENT
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Sounds like a TURKEY killer to me
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I hope we can get more youths involved in this great sport of ours.
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First off we need to tell them that it isn't as SMELLY as they think.
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Just give them a good yelper when they are young to play with.
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Just a side question had she tried eating a RAISIN?
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No she doesnt , but my NEPHEW does.
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All kids love a good WAFFLE
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I like them with Blue berries and all theextras on top.
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BlackBerry and Boisenberry make the best SYRUPS.
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I had to cut back on SWEETS .
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I need to cut out everything SUGARY.
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I eat a lot of yogurt
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My wife hates that way that stuff TASTES
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My wife puts 1 or 2 scoops on her corn flakes.
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I wouldn't eat that even if it were a SUCKER.
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Well would you eat a rabbit if it was cooked right ?
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Why yes I would THANKS
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I like rabbit better than salmon .
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I like it like a hummingbird likes NECTAR
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Have you ever ate racoon ?
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No but I would like to NEGATE all of them.
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I think I have eaten ELEVEN
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Wish I had a NICKLE for every time someone asked me if I ate raccoon.
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Well, here's your NICKLE.
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We will use an eraser on your nickle strut the next word has to start with the last letter of the previous word.
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heres one for the record first time playing game dont know if im playing right lol
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I am beginning to find this game and all its contestants humorous DURING the off season. Keep me laughing folks......
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This game is more fun than unloading a 10 gauge into a GAGGLE of geese
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Unless some golden EAGLES get them first.
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Yeah, golden eagles would SNATCH a them before you could shoot.
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So true. That would happen just as fast as watching the action in a pro HOCKEY game...
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Hockey players are a bunch of scardy-cats... All Yellow, if you ask me...
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They are yellow and our local minor hockey players are a bunch of WACKOS as well....
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I'm proud to be a turkey HUNTER.
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I'm REALLY excited for this season!
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I have not HUNTED as much as I would like so far this season
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I'm still trying to "DECIDE" which states I will hunt this season
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Think I will start out in Florida and my old stomping grounds in Pa. and then NC
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Have you ever killed a bird with a "DOUBLE" beard?
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I thought I did once, must’ve EVAPORATED once I got my foot on him
Limbhangers
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Yes picking up a tom can be DEADLY.
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Sunflowers are” yellow”
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WOLVES don’t make good pets
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Wouldn't want SKUNKS as pets either.
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SECRET hunting locations
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TURKEY hunters dream of such locations
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Still waiting for the YEARLY season opener
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I am sure the YOUTHS are waiting as well.
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The “SEASON” has started here!
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After the season ends, I will have to get some much NEEDED rest.
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I won’t get a DECENT nights sleep until the end of May
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You would if you TURNED in earlier
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My DESIRE to hunt overrides my need for sleep.
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You can sleep when you EXPIRE from this earth.
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Make sure you don't sleep your ENTIRE life away.
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I’m hardly EATING let alone sleeping, only so many Spring mornings
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When walking through a graveyard, keep your eyes out for GHOULS.
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That’s a good SAFTEY tip.
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I had a bird coming to me and some YAHOOS bumped him.
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I know that SUCKED, happens a lot on public land
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I agree, anyone that does it must be DAFFED in the head!
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Finally had a DECENT weather day this morning been raining or windy for a week.
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I started to book an Ocellated hunt until my wife TABLED the idea.
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Will be starting my third DECADE of hunting the Wild Turkey next year and I still cannot get enough. The season has ended and I’m already looking forward to next Spring.
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There is no better EATTING than fried turkey breast IMO! :drool:
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I wish I could restart the season or at least hear one more GOBBLE
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The owls sure were giving that gobbler an EARFUL this morning!
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Maybe the woke up his LOVERS too
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They did, and they took me to SCHOOL as well.
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Probably gave them a bunch of LAUGHS too.
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When I finally get back at them I SAVOUR the moment!
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This game needs to be RAISED from the dead
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Will a turkey eat a DAISEY?
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He YELLED yes!
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Just what the DOCTOR ordered.
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Can you REPEAT that?
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are you "TAKING" the day off to go hunting