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Game start (take 2)

Started by OldHen, February 06, 2011, 12:35:23 AM

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Hognutz

If you get yellow fever, do you need to whiten your skin?
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.


hookedspur

Only if you are a nudist .
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Hognutz

I would try a nudist camp, but I'm afraid that a certain part of me might twitch.
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.


redarrow

Wouldn't be your Honker would it ?

Hognutz

Not only might my honker twitch, it may redden, as well..
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.


hookedspur

Thats not good if it got to red it might get nipped off .
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redarrow

and that would Deform it.

hookedspur

#427
Yea well that would turn you into a madman now wouldnt it ?
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Hognutz

It would be just my luck to run into a nubile young lady.
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.


redarrow

Elvira  Mistress of the Dark. WOOOHOOOO

Hognutz

I think that she would give me a heart attack.
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.


hookedspur

It would if she kissed you.
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Hognutz

If she kissed me, I would probably desire more.  :love5:
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.


hookedspur

She does tend to have that effect on men .
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Hognutz

If she throws herself at me, I would have to oblige her.
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.