Serious Decoy Question!

[Gobble!]

What's with all the questions about funny gobblers? Does this come from a personal issue?

[guesswho]

What's with all the questions about funny gobblers? Does this come from a personal issue?

I'm a hemophobiac no doubt.  I can't help it.   I believe girls should go to a guynocologist and guys should go to a girlnocologist.  I can't help it, just the way I was raised.

[Deputy 14]

It may be that some of the California gobblers have spent time in prison?  Just saying

[chatterbox]

I think thats what happened to the population in Alabama, the other 90% got killed, so at best were down to a handfull of gay gobblers and a few hens.

If I were you, I would really reconsider using that head mounted fan that you were trying to market last year.
Mr. Tom is gonna be on the prowl for you!

[guesswho]

If I were you, I would really reconsider using that head mounted fan that you were trying to market last year.
Mr. Tom is gonna be on the prowl for you!

I've already figure out the solution to that problem.  I'm just going to turn the fan around.  Those funny gobblers like to approach from the rear for some reason   By turning the fan around they will actually be approaching me from the front, so I can shoot them before being mounted.  I hope I don't miss!

[mossy835]

I wonder now about that crazy turkey that was chasing the mailman. About that head dress if you do miss how fast do you think you can reload?

[guesswho]

About that head dress if you do miss how fast do you think you can reload?

Hopefully faster than the funny gobbler can unload.

[chatterbox]

About that head dress if you do miss how fast do you think you can reload?

Hopefully faster than the funny gobbler can unload.

That's about the funniest thing I have ever read!