Serious Decoy Question!

[busta biggun]

I also wanted to point out that sometimes there are just flat-out gay turkeys. You can easily tell them apart. They look like this!



And in order to hunt them you buy a decoy that looks like this!

[guesswho]

See, thats the kind of info I can use.   

Do they gobble different than a regular gobbler?  Let me rephrase that, do they sound different than a regular gobbler?

[timbrhuntr]

Hey man are you with Roy toking I mean talking about this right now. Meds my a$$ !!

[guesswho]

Hey man are you with Roy toking I mean talking about this right now. Meds my a$$ !!

My meds are strickly for medimusial porpoises.  I can't help there's funny "not ha-ha" gobblers out there that need killing.  I'm just trying understand their habits so I can put together an attack plan for this spring.

[handcannon]

Hey man are you with Roy toking I mean talking about this right now. Meds my a$$ !!

My meds are strickly for medimusial porpoises.  I can't help there's funny "not ha-ha" gobblers out there that need killing.  I'm just trying understand their habits so I can put together an attack plan for this spring.

Sounds to me like your about to start up some hate crimes and do some gay bashing on all the pretty Tommy's next spring. You go girl!

[Eric Gregg]

Ok, I have gotta end this dispute. I am taking up for the Gobblers. If anything, the Gobbler is a super ego maniac. Here are the facts to back it up:

1. He doesn't go to the Ladies, he gobbles and the Ladies come to him
2. He breeds multiple times a day and still looks for more
3. He is ready to put the beat down on any intruder that would mess with is harem, and most of his life in the spring is spent fighting and breeding

My idea is that biologist and doctors need to look at what the gobbler has in his hormones and give it to some of the men that deal with other stuff. Mr. Gobbler is a bad motor scooter and don't forget it

[guesswho]

My idea is that biologist and doctors need to look at what the gobbler has in his hormones and give it to some of the men that deal with other stuff. Mr. Gobbler is a bad motor scooter and don't forget it

I don't want any of it.  I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to go into any department store without mounting every male manican in the place.

[Eric Gregg]

Well, I am not taking my Jake decoy out there this year in light of this discussion.
I will not subject my Jake decoy to that type of treatment.
Looks like my Hen is going to have to fly solo this year

[longspur]

I don't think they are gay they are bysexual. In fact I don't think it has to be a turkey. anything that looks submissive. I once saw a rooster try to mount a clorox bottle. Maybe you could use a five gallon bucket or something.

[chatterbox]

I have heard that homosexuality is as high as 10% in the animal kingdom.
May explain why some birds just won't come to the setup no matter how sexy one's calls are.
Maybe pink DSD strutters and gobble calls are the future...........

[chatterbox]

My idea is that biologist and doctors need to look at what the gobbler has in his hormones and give it to some of the men that deal with other stuff. Mr. Gobbler is a bad motor scooter and don't forget it

I don't want any of it.  I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to go into any department store without mounting every male manican in the place.

Now that's one bad scene! Just imagine if YMCA is playing in the background.........

[guesswho]

I have heard that homosexuality is as high as 10% in the animal kingdom.

What channel are you watching or what websites are you visiting that talks about homosexuality in the animal kingdom?  I think my tv and computer has a block on those places.

I think thats what happened to the population in Alabama, the other 90% got killed, so at best were down to a handfull of gay gobblers and a few hens.

[chatterbox]

I have heard that homosexuality is as high as 10% in the animal kingdom.

What channel are you watching or what websites are you visiting that talks about homosexuality in the animal kingdom?  I think my tv and computer has a block on those places.

I think thats what happened to the population in Alabama, the other 90% got killed, so at best were down to a handfull of gay gobblers and a few hens.

I don't get out much!

[guesswho]

I don't get out much!

Thats probably for the best.

[chatterbox]

I don't get out much!

Thats probably for the best.