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Started by zelmo1, January 25, 2024, 06:38:05 AM

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Paulmyr

#45
February 01, 2024, 08:11:50 PM
Quote from: Happy on January 31, 2024, 11:22:40 AM
Oh boy, I don't think you fellers understand what you are dealing with. You have only witnessed us when we were in warm-up mode. If we would happen to go into serious mode, well... i am not sure y'all will ever make a full recovery. There are just some things that shouldn't be unleashed, and so far, we have held back. Keep it up, and that switch just might get flipped, though.......

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Buford H Pusser comes to mind! Speak softly but carry a big stick!!! Err......wait, maybe that was Roosevelt!
Paul Myrdahl,  Goat trainee

"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.". John Wayne, The Shootist.

Yoder409

#46
February 01, 2024, 09:05:50 PM
A big stick ??

Or a Hurry Cane ??    :toothy9:
PA elitist since 1979

The good Lord ain't made a gobbler I can't kill.  I just gotta be there at the right time.....  on the day he wants to die.

Paulmyr

#47
February 01, 2024, 10:28:26 PM
Quote from: Yoder409 on February 01, 2024, 09:05:50 PM
A big stick ??

Or a Hurry Cane ??    :toothy9:

Either or. Just thump em on the nose and stomp em. Don't take much.
Paul Myrdahl,  Goat trainee

"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.". John Wayne, The Shootist.

Happy

#48
February 02, 2024, 05:21:45 PM
All I can say, Mr. Yoder is mess around and find out.

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Zobo

#49
February 03, 2024, 10:20:33 AM
Wow! I'm sensing some hostility. I might not have realized what I'm getting into here. What are we talking about a playground rock fight? I'm gonna have to talk to my therapist about this and contemplate and possibly reconsider. Thing is, I wouldn't want to back out now and really hurt the feelings of Yoder and Happy. I can't do it, it's not me. I might just have to tough it out. I'm capable of sacrifice and I genuinely feel a sense of obligation with this endeavor.
Stand still, and consider the wonderous works of God  Job:37:14

cannonball

#50
February 03, 2024, 10:35:34 AM
Quote from: Zobo on February 03, 2024, 10:20:33 AM
Wow! I'm sensing some hostility. I might not have realized what I'm getting into here. What are we talking about a playground rock fight? I'm gonna have to talk to my therapist about this and contemplate and possibly reconsider. Thing is, I wouldn't want to back out now and really hurt the feelings of Yoder and Happy. I can't do it, it's not me. I might just have to tough it out. I'm capable of sacrifice and I genuinely feel a sense of obligation with this endeavor.

It's more like a senior dodge ball league than a playground rock fight. The only rule is you can't hit anyone in the face with the ball. Nothing worse than ruining a good pair of dentures.

Yoder409

#51
February 03, 2024, 10:43:02 AM
Quote from: Zobo on February 03, 2024, 10:20:33 AM
I'm gonna have to talk to my therapist about this and contemplate and possibly reconsider. Thing is, I wouldn't want to back out now and really hurt the feelings of Yoder and Happy.

Nobody likes a quitter.    :toothy12:
PA elitist since 1979

The good Lord ain't made a gobbler I can't kill.  I just gotta be there at the right time.....  on the day he wants to die.

Yoder409

#52
February 03, 2024, 10:45:30 AM
Quote from: Cranky on February 02, 2024, 05:21:45 PM
All I can say, Mr. Yoder is mess around and find out.

Cranky senior citizens...........   ::)

Whadda ya do with 'em ???     :TooFunny:
PA elitist since 1979

The good Lord ain't made a gobbler I can't kill.  I just gotta be there at the right time.....  on the day he wants to die.

JeffC

#53
February 03, 2024, 10:55:25 AM
So someone went and shook the "Grummpy Tree" and woke them up!!  Sorry for being late to the party "gentleman" (last time u hear me say that here), fighting latest and greatest RSV sickness...
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Zobo

#54
February 03, 2024, 12:18:51 PM
Stand still, and consider the wonderous works of God  Job:37:14

Paulmyr

#55
February 03, 2024, 03:02:28 PM
Quote from: cannonball on February 03, 2024, 10:35:34 AM
Quote from: Zobo on February 03, 2024, 10:20:33 AM
Wow! I'm sensing some hostility. I might not have realized what I'm getting into here. What are we talking about a playground rock fight? I'm gonna have to talk to my therapist about this and contemplate and possibly reconsider. Thing is, I wouldn't want to back out now and really hurt the feelings of Yoder and Happy. I can't do it, it's not me. I might just have to tough it out. I'm capable of sacrifice and I genuinely feel a sense of obligation with this endeavor.

It's more like a senior dodge ball league than a playground rock fight. The only rule is you can't hit anyone in the face with the ball. Nothing worse than ruining a good pair of dentures.

Anybody seen my wrench?!
Paul Myrdahl,  Goat trainee

"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.". John Wayne, The Shootist.

Happy

#56
February 03, 2024, 06:24:00 PM
Zobo,
We make therapists seek therapy. It's all in good fun. And yes, no hitting in the face. Mine is way too good-looking to have something bad happen to it.

Good-Looking and Platinum member of the Elitist Club

cannonball

#57
February 03, 2024, 08:45:13 PM
Quote from: JeffC on February 03, 2024, 10:55:25 AM
So someone went and shook the "Grummpy Tree" and woke them up!!  Sorry for being late to the party "gentleman" (last time u hear me say that here), fighting latest and greatest RSV sickness...


Roosting GOATS? If you can't beat em, join em I guess.

Yoder409

#58
February 03, 2024, 09:31:23 PM
Quote from: JeffC on February 03, 2024, 10:55:25 AM
So someone went and shook the "Grummpy Tree" and woke them up!! 

I may have just peed a little !!!    :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

(And I'm still young enough to be continent)
PA elitist since 1979

The good Lord ain't made a gobbler I can't kill.  I just gotta be there at the right time.....  on the day he wants to die.

Paulmyr

#59
February 03, 2024, 10:12:55 PM Last Edit: February 03, 2024, 11:08:11 PM by Paulmyr
Quote from: cannonball on February 03, 2024, 08:45:13 PM
Quote from: JeffC on February 03, 2024, 10:55:25 AM
So someone went and shook the "Grummpy Tree" and woke them up!!  Sorry for being late to the party "gentleman" (last time u hear me say that here), fighting latest and greatest RSV sickness...


Roosting GOATS? If you can't beat em, join em I guess.

Rookies!

Don't you know anything? You have to learn everything about your quarry. Where he eats, where he craps, and obviously where he sleeps. This is just a training technique we use to get familiar with roost trees and how to predict where a gobbler is gonna hit the ground.

  A little Woodsmanship 101!!! Get with the times boys!
Paul Myrdahl,  Goat trainee

"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.". John Wayne, The Shootist.
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