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Started by zelmo1, August 15, 2023, 05:41:13 AM

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Yoder409

#15
August 15, 2023, 10:43:51 PM
Call too much or too loud.

(That's MY job)

:TooFunny:
PA elitist since 1979

The good Lord ain't made a gobbler I can't kill.  I just gotta be there at the right time.....  on the day he wants to die.

Turkeybutt

#16
August 16, 2023, 04:35:17 AM
Don't ever say yes when somebody sets you up on a blind date.
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, tired, beat, thoroughly used up and totally worn out from chasing turkeys and loudly proclaiming; "WOW -- What a Ride!"

zelmo1

#17
August 16, 2023, 05:37:02 AM
Don't ever date sisters.  :OGturkeyhead:  :OGturkeyhead:    Z

Farmboy27

#18
August 16, 2023, 06:47:10 AM
Don't ever approach a horse from the rear, a bull from the front, or a politician from any direction!

Tom007

#19
August 16, 2023, 07:02:50 AM
Don't ever shoot 3 inch loads in a 2 3/4 inch gun....

NCL

#20
August 16, 2023, 01:39:05 PM
Don't ever discuss politics or religion

Notsoyoungturk

#21
August 16, 2023, 02:57:32 PM
Don't ever try to help a buddy out by pulling his finger!
A hunt based on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be - Fred Bear

Happy

#22
August 16, 2023, 03:14:02 PM
Don't ever kiss your honey when your nose is runny. You might think it's funny, but it's snot.

Good-Looking and Platinum member of the Elitist Club

OldSwamper

#23
August 16, 2023, 03:41:28 PM
Don't ever eat yellow snow!!!

Muzzy61

#24
August 16, 2023, 04:16:05 PM
Don't ever ask a strange woman when her baby is due.
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eggshell

#25
August 16, 2023, 06:33:02 PM
Don't ever believe Happy when he says it's ok, you won't get shocked,  to pee on an electric fence

YoungGobbler

#26
August 16, 2023, 07:38:43 PM
Don't ever read this thread somewhere you can't laugh.

TonyTurk

#27
August 16, 2023, 07:41:14 PM
Don't ever mention the specific name or location of any piece of public ground on this forum.

Howieg

#28
August 16, 2023, 07:44:54 PM
Don't ever ask me to dance

WV Flopper

#29
August 16, 2023, 07:47:59 PM
LOL, because I've done so many of these.

Dont ever wish your time away, enjoy the best you can, every minute of your life.
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