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Started by zelmo1, August 15, 2023, 05:41:13 AM

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crow

potential without commitment equals zero

Gmed

Don't EVER come out of the bathroom sniffing your fingers, no matter how great the soap smells.....

crow

#92
Don't ever shake hands with someone coming out of the bathroom with wet hands




don't ever shake hands with someone named turkeybutt coming out of the bathroom no matter what :TooFunny:

zelmo1

Don't ever flirt with the waitress on your anniversary. Z  :OGturkeyhead: :OGturkeyhead:

zelmo1

Dont ever take " the old bucks' parking spot :OGturkeyhead:

zelmo1

Don't ever leave your slippers out after you take the dogs toy from him. Z

zelmo1

Don't ever let anyone borrow your chest waders. EVER Z

Cut N Run

Don't ever carry a round disposable lighter in the same pocket as your turkey loads.

Wish I didn't know about this one.

Jim
Luck counts, good or bad.

Yoder409

Don't ever eat anywhere that has both prunes AND jalapenos on the same "endless buffet".
PA elitist since 1979

The good Lord ain't made a gobbler I can't kill.  I just gotta be there at the right time.....  on the day he wants to die.

camotoe

Brush your teeth with Ben gay .


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runngun

Or Preparation H!!!!!

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Blessed are the peacemakers for they are the children of God.

zelmo1

Don't ever drink an extra coffee if you are wearing chest waders. Z

TrackeySauresRex

Don't ever mess with midgets or old men.
"If You Call Them,They Will Come."


Sir-diealot

Don't ever get an infected foot!
Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength. Arnold Schwarzenegger

John Koenig:
"It's better to live as your own man, than as a fool in someone else's dream."

zelmo1

Don't ever volunteer to sit in for your boss at a meeting with " process specialists"  :OGturkeyhead: :OGturkeyhead: :OGturkeyhead:  Z