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Title: Turkeys are stupid
Post by: Gooserbat on May 01, 2018, 10:25:43 PM
Stupid I say, and I hate them. 

Sometimes I want to stomp a nest.

Now I feel better.

I'm going to bed and am going to do it again tomorrow.
Title: Re: Turkeys are stupid
Post by: spaightlabs on May 01, 2018, 10:41:30 PM
Stupid, yes

But with great vision and hearing
Title: Re: Turkeys are stupid
Post by: dublelung on May 01, 2018, 11:07:24 PM
Eat a few hard boiled turkey eggs, you'll feel better.
Title: Re: Turkeys are stupid
Post by: GobbleNut on May 02, 2018, 09:23:06 AM
Quote from: Gooserbat on May 01, 2018, 10:25:43 PM
Stupid I say, and I hate them. 

Sometimes I want to stomp a nest.

Now I feel better.

I'm going to bed and am going to do it again tomorrow.

:TooFunny: :TooFunny:  You use much nicer language about them than I do! 
Title: Re: Turkeys are stupid
Post by: tha bugman on May 02, 2018, 09:32:41 AM
Quote from: GobbleNut on May 02, 2018, 09:23:06 AM
Quote from: Gooserbat on May 01, 2018, 10:25:43 PM
Stupid I say, and I hate them. 

Sometimes I want to stomp a nest.

Now I feel better.

I'm going to bed and am going to do it again tomorrow.
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: I am still cussing them in the middle of the summer! :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

:TooFunny: :TooFunny:  You use much nicer language about them than I do!
Title: Re: Turkeys are stupid
Post by: codym on May 02, 2018, 01:06:56 PM
I spent 14 hours chasing them up the steepest nastiest burned out country I know of. I fell down a bunch, ran out of water, and hiked 11 miles. I hate turkeys...... I will be out next Saturday.
Title: Re: Turkeys are stupid
Post by: kjnengr on May 02, 2018, 01:26:08 PM
Quote from: codym on May 02, 2018, 01:06:56 PM
I spent 14 hours chasing them up the steepest nastiest burned out country I know of. I fell down a bunch, ran out of water, and hiked 11 miles. I hate turkeys...... I will be out next Saturday.

So well said....
Title: Re: Turkeys are stupid
Post by: Happy on May 02, 2018, 01:50:26 PM
I hesitate to call them stupid. Cause when they woop my butt then what does that make me?
Title: Re: Turkeys are stupid
Post by: Meatseeker on May 02, 2018, 02:10:40 PM
Amen Brothers!  I hate them son bitches!  2 days on my home public turf..... lots of gobbles and close calls.  But /I couldn't close the deal
Title: Re: Turkeys are stupid
Post by: LaLongbeard on May 02, 2018, 03:17:03 PM
Quote from: Happy on May 02, 2018, 01:50:26 PM
I hesitate to call them stupid. Cause when they woop my butt then what does that make me?
My thoughts exactly...if you compare the amount of time and money spent to the number of gobblers killed the stupid one may not be the turkey.
Title: Re: Turkeys are stupid
Post by: Double B on May 02, 2018, 04:33:11 PM
My buddy sent a text about 8:45 this morning, all it said was "I hate turkeys" 
Title: Re: Turkeys are stupid
Post by: Tail Feathers on May 02, 2018, 04:42:26 PM
I wrote out the entire game plan the other day and left it where the turkeys could easily find it.

Apparently not a one of them can read!
Title: Re: Turkeys are stupid
Post by: Jim K on May 02, 2018, 06:30:12 PM
I'm stupider.lol
Title: Re: Turkeys are stupid
Post by: BTH on May 02, 2018, 06:57:09 PM
Wary... paranoid too probably because they taste so good. I hate a tree nazi!   :OGturkeyhead:
Title: Re: Turkeys are stupid
Post by: Sixes on May 02, 2018, 09:13:56 PM
Way to nice of a way to put it.

It's not the gobblers I hate but the hens. Pretty sure I cannot even refer to them anymore without putting a harsh adjective (not approved for forum use) in front the word hen.
Title: Re: Turkeys are stupid
Post by: kjnengr on May 03, 2018, 01:13:13 AM
Quote from: Tail Feathers on May 02, 2018, 04:42:26 PM
I wrote out the entire game plan the other day and left it where the turkeys could easily find it.

Apparently not a one of them can read!

Oh they read it alright. How do you think they knew what to do and what not to do.
Title: Re: Turkeys are stupid
Post by: JMalin on May 03, 2018, 10:17:12 AM
Quote from: codym on May 02, 2018, 01:06:56 PM
I spent 14 hours chasing them up the steepest nastiest burned out country I know of. I fell down a bunch, ran out of water, and hiked 11 miles. I hate turkeys...... I will be out next Saturday.

Unit 36 in NM?
Title: Re: Turkeys are stupid
Post by: MDSTRUTNRUT on May 03, 2018, 12:22:19 PM
"DUMBER THAN DIRT, EASIER TO KILL THAN A BARNYARD CHICKEN", at least that's what people tell me I'm SKUNKED so far this season so what does that say about me    :'(
Title: Re: Turkeys are stupid
Post by: g8rvet on May 03, 2018, 12:43:00 PM
My last text to the group text of my turkey season to my hunting family and friends was

"I hate turkeys.  Let's catch some Reds on Wednesday."

We did not catch any reds, but did catch a mess of trout.
Title: Re: Turkeys are stupid
Post by: yelpy on May 03, 2018, 01:21:35 PM
I don't know about turkey being stupid but these PA birds sure are making a fool of me. I might be the stupid one here. LOL!

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Title: Re: Turkeys are stupid
Post by: richard black on May 03, 2018, 05:34:32 PM
Up at 3:00 am, gulp down breakfast, gotta get there early. Set up, wait, play the game and get outsmarted. Then say what a great hunt, I gotta do this tomorrow. Uh huh. Hold my sign.
Title: Re: Turkeys are stupid
Post by: stinkpickle on May 03, 2018, 08:52:13 PM
We're the stupid ones for paying $$$$ for tags when turkeys are cheap at the store.
Title: Re: Turkeys are stupid
Post by: WAGinVA on May 03, 2018, 09:09:15 PM
I hate all turkeys equally.
Title: Re: Turkeys are stupid
Post by: tomstopper on May 03, 2018, 09:53:09 PM
Quote from: stinkpickle on May 03, 2018, 08:52:13 PM
We're the stupid ones for paying $$$$ for tags when turkeys are cheap at the store.
So true. My buddy tries to figure out each year how much I pay for turkey breast each year (license, gas, time. etc.). I always tell him that I don't want to know how much I pay per pound...lol

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Title: Re: Turkeys are stupid
Post by: HFultzjr on May 04, 2018, 09:53:43 AM
Turkeys my way are so stupid, they don't even know when the season starts so I can shoot one. They just seem to go about their business as though I'm not even there.
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