Turkeys are stupid

[Gooserbat]

Stupid I say, and I hate them. 

Sometimes I want to stomp a nest.

Now I feel better.

I'm going to bed and am going to do it again tomorrow.

[spaightlabs]

Stupid, yes

But with great vision and hearing

[dublelung]

Eat a few hard boiled turkey eggs, you'll feel better.

[GobbleNut]

Stupid I say, and I hate them. 

Sometimes I want to stomp a nest.

Now I feel better.

I'm going to bed and am going to do it again tomorrow.

  You use much nicer language about them than I do! 

[tha bugman]

Stupid I say, and I hate them. 

Sometimes I want to stomp a nest.

Now I feel better.

I'm going to bed and am going to do it again tomorrow.

I am still cussing them in the middle of the summer!

  You use much nicer language about them than I do!

[codym]

I spent 14 hours chasing them up the steepest nastiest burned out country I know of. I fell down a bunch, ran out of water, and hiked 11 miles. I hate turkeys...... I will be out next Saturday.

[kjnengr]

I spent 14 hours chasing them up the steepest nastiest burned out country I know of. I fell down a bunch, ran out of water, and hiked 11 miles. I hate turkeys...... I will be out next Saturday.

So well said....

[Happy]

I hesitate to call them stupid. Cause when they woop my butt then what does that make me?

[Meatseeker]

Amen Brothers!  I hate them son bitches!  2 days on my home public turf..... lots of gobbles and close calls.  But /I couldn't close the deal

[LaLongbeard]

I hesitate to call them stupid. Cause when they woop my butt then what does that make me?

My thoughts exactly...if you compare the amount of time and money spent to the number of gobblers killed the stupid one may not be the turkey.

[Double B]

My buddy sent a text about 8:45 this morning, all it said was "I hate turkeys" 

[Tail Feathers]

I wrote out the entire game plan the other day and left it where the turkeys could easily find it.

Apparently not a one of them can read!

[Jim K]

I'm stupider.lol

[BTH]

Wary... paranoid too probably because they taste so good. I hate a tree nazi!   

[Sixes]

Way to nice of a way to put it.

It's not the gobblers I hate but the hens. Pretty sure I cannot even refer to them anymore without putting a harsh adjective (not approved for forum use) in front the word hen.