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Title: Spring gobbler hunters most dreaded question to answer
Post by: Brian Fahs on March 21, 2018, 06:58:15 PM
I'll start.
Where?
Title: Re: Spring gobbler hunters most dreaded question to answer
Post by: Gobble! on March 21, 2018, 07:04:10 PM
That a jake or long beard gobble?
Some are easy others I can't tell a difference.
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Post by: strum on March 21, 2018, 07:09:31 PM
(Wife) Honey I know its turkey season but would you mind staying home to do some chores today?

(me) Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Title: Re: Spring gobbler hunters most dreaded question to answer
Post by: Brian Fahs on March 21, 2018, 07:15:38 PM
Quote from: strum on March 21, 2018, 07:09:31 PM
(Wife) Honey I know its turkey season but would you mind staying home to do some chores today?

(me) Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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After 30 years of marriage my wife is finding reasons for me to go hunting. When I do come home early she asks if I could go hunt another state for a while...... Ok honey!
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Post by: daddyduke on March 21, 2018, 07:19:52 PM
Where did he go?
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Post by: Uncle Nicky on March 21, 2018, 07:22:22 PM
Did you know you were hunting on posted land? :toothy12:
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Post by: snapper1982 on March 21, 2018, 07:42:51 PM
Quote from: Uncle Nicky on March 21, 2018, 07:22:22 PM
Did you know you were hunting on posted land? :toothy12:

Of course I did. I have life time permission from Mr. P.O. Sted.
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Post by: Gobspur on March 21, 2018, 07:45:14 PM
Shoot...where's my TP?

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Title: Re: Spring gobbler hunters most dreaded question to answer
Post by: guesswho on March 21, 2018, 07:54:07 PM
Do you want me to bring my decoys?
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Post by: 3bailey3 on March 21, 2018, 07:54:54 PM
After I have been off a few weeks from work and everyone ask how many you get...and I have to say none!
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Post by: daddyduke on March 21, 2018, 07:56:04 PM
How did you miss him that close?
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Post by: Rapscallion Vermilion on March 21, 2018, 08:02:32 PM
Where's your gun case?
Title: Re: Spring gobbler hunters most dreaded question to answer
Post by: MK M GOBL on March 21, 2018, 08:08:11 PM
(Public Land Scouting) You been seeing/hearing any birds?

I guess most must think I'm blind, deaf and mute  :funnyturkey:

MK M GOBL

Title: Re: Spring gobbler hunters most dreaded question to answer
Post by: richard black on March 21, 2018, 08:10:53 PM
Hey, where did I lay my call down?
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Post by: Rio Fan on March 21, 2018, 08:32:16 PM
Quote from: guesswho on March 21, 2018, 07:54:07 PM
Do you want me to bring my decoys?

Only if it's your BodonkaDeke!  ;D
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Post by: Happy on March 21, 2018, 08:32:28 PM
Anyone know where I can get some tss shells?
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Post by: zelmo1 on March 21, 2018, 08:34:08 PM
" Was that a gobble?"
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Post by: Yoder409 on March 21, 2018, 08:50:39 PM
Where's the closest suitable grippin' tree ??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   

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Post by: deerpoo22 on March 21, 2018, 08:52:42 PM
Did you bring the toilet paper?
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Post by: Tomfoolery on March 21, 2018, 08:54:03 PM
Think we should get closer?
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Post by: daddyduke on March 21, 2018, 08:58:08 PM
After a long day hunting "Do you have the truck keys?"
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Post by: jblackburn on March 21, 2018, 09:02:25 PM
Did you forget toilet paper?
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Post by: SteelerFan on March 21, 2018, 09:34:47 PM
"Was that gobble that way? Or..."
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Post by: Phire Phite on March 21, 2018, 09:48:21 PM
WAIT, where'd I put my......ammo :bike2: :angry9:
Title: Re: Spring gobbler hunters most dreaded question to answer
Post by: Cut N Run on March 21, 2018, 10:31:12 PM
Where's my $%*ing truck keys?!?!?!?

Jim
Title: Re: Spring gobbler hunters most dreaded question to answer
Post by: WV Ridge Reaper on March 21, 2018, 10:33:23 PM
Is that the law man?


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Post by: squidd on March 21, 2018, 10:35:30 PM
Hey I'm new here, have any hot spots you want to share?
Title: Spring gobbler hunters most dreaded question to answer
Post by: perrytrails on March 21, 2018, 11:14:22 PM
Where we going ...

First text (You hearing any?)

You think it's over?
Title: Re: Spring gobbler hunters most dreaded question to answer
Post by: Happy on March 22, 2018, 06:13:09 AM
Where's your blind?
Title: Re: Spring gobbler hunters most dreaded question to answer
Post by: zelmo1 on March 22, 2018, 06:18:50 AM
" What time are you picking me up?, cuz I am going out". Yeah right
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Post by: Upfold99 on March 22, 2018, 06:41:45 AM
Which ones the rooster?

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Title: Re: Spring gobbler hunters most dreaded question to answer
Post by: GobbleNut on March 22, 2018, 08:26:03 AM
"What's that big camouflage blog on that gobblers butt?" 
...."Must be a two hundred pound wart,....just shoot it and let's go see"...   ;D
Title: Re: Spring gobbler hunters most dreaded question to answer
Post by: wvmntnhick on March 22, 2018, 01:55:48 PM
You have an extra face mask? How about gloves? Can I borrow that striker? Love that box call. You mind if I use it this week?


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Title: Re: Spring gobbler hunters most dreaded question to answer
Post by: daddyduke on March 22, 2018, 02:10:33 PM
Does that 3.5" magnum kick much?  Not too much.
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Post by: mightyjoeyoung on March 22, 2018, 02:54:15 PM
Public land;  just sat down against a log to work a birds.  Is that..TP and what is that SMELL?! 
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Post by: Spitten and drummen on March 22, 2018, 04:08:16 PM
where's your thermocell?
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Post by: KYFrid on March 22, 2018, 06:20:45 PM
I don't wanna know your honey holes but can you set me up with a spot to go on public land?

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Title: Re: Spring gobbler hunters most dreaded question to answer
Post by: TauntoHawk on March 22, 2018, 07:09:05 PM
You ever hear of reaping???

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Title: Re: Spring gobbler hunters most dreaded question to answer
Post by: jordanz7935 on March 22, 2018, 07:19:37 PM
"Are you ready to come back to work?"
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Post by: bbcoach on March 22, 2018, 07:41:11 PM
Which way did he go after you knocked him down?
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Post by: guesswho on March 22, 2018, 07:44:39 PM
Was today the last day?
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Post by: Happy hooker on March 22, 2018, 08:04:27 PM
Buzz,buzz,buzz,buzz,buzz,,,is it really 3 AM already???
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Post by: stinkpickle on March 22, 2018, 08:15:31 PM
"Wouldn't it be cheaper to buy a Butterball?"
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Post by: crow on March 22, 2018, 08:24:30 PM
Quote from: KYFrid on March 22, 2018, 06:20:45 PM
I don't wanna know your honey holes but can you set me up with a spot to go on public land?

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This one is a Classic
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Post by: Gooserbat on March 22, 2018, 10:33:20 PM
Usually answering my wife about how many non-resident tags I'm buying.
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Post by: Ol Timer on March 23, 2018, 08:20:33 AM
Is that your cell phone ringing!!!!
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Post by: dejake on March 23, 2018, 08:37:16 AM
Was that you that shot?
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Post by: wade on March 23, 2018, 10:04:38 AM
Is it really time to guit hunting?
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Post by: Big Jeremy on March 23, 2018, 10:49:49 AM
Did you file your taxes yet?
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Post by: BrowningGuy88 on March 23, 2018, 12:36:36 PM
I have a few that tie and all annoy the crap out of me!

How many did you hear gobbling?

Was he by himself when you shot him?

Where did you kill him?

Do you have a extra _______ I can borrow?

There are more, but I'll stop there...
Title: Re: Spring gobbler hunters most dreaded question to answer
Post by: dejake on March 23, 2018, 12:39:07 PM
A classic:  Did you catch any?
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Post by: tha bugman on March 23, 2018, 12:44:35 PM
did I just put coffee in my cereal or cereal in my coffee? :morning:
Title: Re: Spring gobbler hunters most dreaded question to answer
Post by: Gamblinman on March 23, 2018, 05:00:16 PM
"Did you really just take a 60 yard shot at that turkey?"

"Yes, I'm shooting TSS. I was told it was good to 80 yards"
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Post by: dswmsn on March 23, 2018, 05:45:29 PM
You went Turkey hunting this week-end. Did you catch one?
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Post by: FLGobstopper on March 23, 2018, 10:21:06 PM
from wife in kind of a sad voice,

"Are you going turkey hunting again tomorrow?"
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Post by: renegade19 on March 23, 2018, 10:24:55 PM
Quote from: stinkpickle on March 22, 2018, 08:15:31 PM
"Wouldn't it be cheaper to buy a Butterball?"

Sounds like my wife!
Title: Re: Spring gobbler hunters most dreaded question to answer
Post by: renegade19 on March 23, 2018, 10:28:46 PM
Wife:  Why do you need 3 turkey tags?  Isn't 2 enough?

Wife:  Why do you need a new turkey gun?  You only shoot it 2X a year.  (See above quote.)

Wife:  Crossbow?  Why would you take that?  You've got a gun you turkey hunt with.





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Post by: Uncle Tom on March 24, 2018, 01:22:04 AM
What time you be home today?
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Post by: 1iagobblergetter on March 24, 2018, 01:50:25 AM
From my Son when he was younger after driving a couple hours to go hunting then walking about a mile to set up: CAN WE GO NOW!!
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Post by: turkaholic on March 24, 2018, 07:28:11 AM
I think I need to move to that tree.
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Post by: chatterbox on March 24, 2018, 09:07:02 AM
You paid HOW MUCH for that stupid call???

Second bad one...
I just got the credit card bill. How much turkey ammo do you need!!!!!
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Post by: chatterbox on March 24, 2018, 09:11:53 AM
Quote from: turkaholic on March 24, 2018, 07:28:11 AM
I think I need to move to that tree.
This^^^^^ :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: Happy on March 24, 2018, 11:49:34 AM
How many turkeys have you killed?
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Post by: Yoder409 on March 24, 2018, 04:02:28 PM
What's the farthest you ever killed one ??

(Usually followed by "Well I killed one at _ _ yards last year............ ")
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Post by: wvmntnhick on March 24, 2018, 04:44:47 PM
Why does your shotgun have a skinny barrel?


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Title: Re: Spring gobbler hunters most dreaded question to answer
Post by: Brian Fahs on March 24, 2018, 08:18:44 PM
How many shots did you shoot?

Or. Was that your truck parked over at Notellum creek yesterday??????
Title: Re: Spring gobbler hunters most dreaded question to answer
Post by: Marc on March 24, 2018, 10:25:42 PM
*After eliciting a gobble of a bird moderately distant...  How much closer do I get, and how do I get there?
*For a bird that is hung up...  Do I move?  Do I move closer, further, or parallel?
*Birds on the roost with hens?  Do I call aggressively and try to irritate the hens to come in, or call subtly and hope to seduce a tom?
*Late morning and single bird that will gobble, but not move at all closer to me...  What do I do?
Title: Re: Spring gobbler hunters most dreaded question to answer
Post by: wvmntnhick on March 24, 2018, 11:54:19 PM
Quote from: Brian Fahs on March 24, 2018, 08:18:44 PM
How many shots did you shoot?

Or. Was that your truck parked over at Notellum creek yesterday??????
3. The answer to that one is always 3.


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