Well, this morning was the deg'gum ICING on the cake; went with a newbie friend of mine to some public land, and he had been telling me about this bozo who's insisting on riding his 4-wheeler & turkey hunting out there...
We get there around 5:30am & ease into the woods, and just before 6am, I hear something -- ask my buddy, "Did you just hear a 4-wheeler crank up?" About that time, I hear this idiot cruising out of the parking lot, & coming down the road... I tell my friend, "Let's get in the woods!"... So, we step into the woods, and wait for things to die down a bit... Make a few calls, and 2 hens within 100 yards crank up in the trees, tree yelping & clucking... :(
I've had it with this sport; there is NO END to the idiocy I've seen out of turkey hunters... Then all you deg'gum naysayers on this forum tell me my calling sucks -- well, YOUR calling sucks!!!
I'm over-cooked at this point... If you're interested in my calls, PM me - I've got some nice pots & box calls I'll make you a deal on...
BGD
Happy April Fools Day :blob10:
Cant let people steal your joy. If you enjoy something you cant let others ruin it for you with their stupidity.
I'm not going to bite..
:popcorn:
I'm serious about the guy on the 4-wheeler!!!
Well, you do live in Alabama...... :TooFunny: I just had to say it!
Quote from: gophert on April 01, 2014, 11:02:20 AM
Well, you do live in Alabama...... :TooFunny: I just had to say it!
Yes, I do!
"A man's got to know his limitations". And limits for that matter. Sounds like you hit yours..
There are a$$holes in every sport and they can be found most everywhere in life's travels, on a daily basis.
Good luck to you..
You need to be out in the woods hunting instead of pecking on ur dag'um computer! Just Kiddin Bamagitfiddledude
Quote from: bamagtrdude on April 01, 2014, 10:53:53 AM
I'm serious about the guy on the 4-wheeler!!!
I've that on public and private land!!! I was on a private tract of land about three years ago and heard a guy coming on a 4 wheeler. He stopped and I told him he'd have better luck on foot....he disagreed and drove off. I went into the the woods pretty much behind him and killed a gobbler not ten mins after he left....I'm sure he heard the shot!!! :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Quote from: drum817 on April 01, 2014, 12:06:51 PM
Quote from: bamagtrdude on April 01, 2014, 10:53:53 AM
I'm serious about the guy on the 4-wheeler!!!
I've that on public and private land!!! I was on a private tract of land about three years ago and heard a guy coming on a 4 wheeler. He stopped and I told him he'd have better luck on foot....he disagreed and drove off. I went into the the woods pretty much behind him and killed a gobbler not ten mins after he left....I'm sure he heard the shot!!! :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Unbelievable - how dumb can you get & STILL BREATHE!!!
Oh ya, and get this - when I get back to the parking lot w/my friend, the guy is driving a BRIGHT RED Toyota pickup, and his 4-wheeler was in the back. Guess what color it was?? BRIGHT YELLOW!!!!!!
You'd at least *think* - if he's going to HUNT with it, it would at *least* be a camo color?!? My friend said he's talked to the guy, & tried to talk some sense into him (telling him to hunt by foot), but obviously that went in one ear & out the other!!
Well, at least he won't be killing any birds from your neck of the woods.
I'll bet ya a cold beer that you'll still be killing turkeys when he has moved on to a new sport.
we have those types of hunters every where. I don't hunt public land but here in Tennessee you cant have a four wheeler on it. atleast the public land I live by. but don't waste your breath of those guys they aren't real hunters and there is no talking sense in them.
dont ever let the idiot(s) win :OGturkeyhead:
just fun to be out there pick a different spot
Quote from: bamagtrdude on April 01, 2014, 12:36:52 PM
Oh ya, and get this - when I get back to the parking lot w/my friend, the guy is driving a BRIGHT RED Toyota pickup, and his 4-wheeler was in the back. Guess what color it was?? BRIGHT YELLOW!!!!!!
You'd at least *think* - if he's going to HUNT with it, it would at *least* be a camo color?!? My friend said he's talked to the guy, & tried to talk some sense into him (telling him to hunt by foot), but obviously that went in one ear & out the other!!
If I had an ATV it would have to be bright colored one or I would lose it like I did my camo flashlight.
I turkey hunt to get away from noise, nature noise excepted, and I despise the noisy contraptions.
Well, now that I've had time to cool off, I appreciate you guys "talking me off the ledge"... Some of you got it -- it is April Fool's Day, and I was only joking about quitting turkey hunting!!
*BUT*, the whole part about the dude on the ATV -- 100% true, every single bit of it!!! I seriously couldn't believe my ears this morning, and then my eyes when I got back to the parking lot!
*AND*, you guys were 100% right, as well - *after* the dust had settled from ATV Hunter's ride around the land, my buddy hung in there, got on some birds, and killed his 3rd gobbler of the season - NO JOKE! He's really earned my respect; this is only his first season (15 days of turkey hunting), he's hunting on PUBLIC LAND, and well on his way of tagging out... I'm impressed...
So, ya... Y'all unfortunately have to keep putting up with me on here, so ... I ain't quittin'!
Quote from: bamagtrdude on April 01, 2014, 12:12:05 PM
Quote from: drum817 on April 01, 2014, 12:06:51 PM
Quote from: bamagtrdude on April 01, 2014, 10:53:53 AM
I'm serious about the guy on the 4-wheeler!!!
I've that on public and private land!!! I was on a private tract of land about three years ago and heard a guy coming on a 4 wheeler. He stopped and I told him he'd have better luck on foot....he disagreed and drove off. I went into the the woods pretty much behind him and killed a gobbler not ten mins after he left....I'm sure he heard the shot!!! :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Unbelievable - how dumb can you get & STILL BREATHE!!!
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you would be surprised
Quote from: bamagtrdude on April 01, 2014, 12:36:52 PM
Oh ya, and get this - when I get back to the parking lot w/my friend, the guy is driving a BRIGHT RED Toyota pickup, and his 4-wheeler was in the back. Guess what color it was?? BRIGHT YELLOW!!!!!!
You'd at least *think* - if he's going to HUNT with it, it would at *least* be a camo color?!? My friend said he's talked to the guy, & tried to talk some sense into him (telling him to hunt by foot), but obviously that went in one ear & out the other!!
Just Think,,, these people are breeding and multiplying!!!!! :help: :help:
Illegitimi non carborundum (Don't let the bastards grind you down)
Keep after um,i always get a kick out of someone up here that knows i hunt a few woods and say's to me well so and so got permission to hunt there, i say well congrats!I refuse to be out called in a woods,not saying im the best but i go in with full confidence of my calling and killing ability...
Next time take the CO's tele number with you, If they have time they might like to check it out. Only way a hunter can take one in on public land is to have a disabled permit, then there are certain conditions. Some places have a disabled hunters area for them.
I have felt the same way at times. I just hate them to much to quit. What part of the state are you located in? I'm in central Alabama.
Quote from: bamagtrdude on April 01, 2014, 07:21:14 PM
Well, now that I've had time to cool off, I appreciate you guys "talking me off the ledge"... Some of you got it -- it is April Fool's Day, and I was only joking about quitting turkey hunting!!
*BUT*, the whole part about the dude on the ATV -- 100% true, every single bit of it!!! I seriously couldn't believe my ears this morning, and then my eyes when I got back to the parking lot!
*AND*, you guys were 100% right, as well - *after* the dust had settled from ATV Hunter's ride around the land, my buddy hung in there, got on some birds, and killed his 3rd gobbler of the season - NO JOKE! He's really earned my respect; this is only his first season (15 days of turkey hunting), he's hunting on PUBLIC LAND, and well on his way of tagging out... I'm impressed...
So, ya... Y'all unfortunately have to keep putting up with me on here, so ... I ain't quittin'!
Does that mean youre not going to send me the calls?????? :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Quote from: mwr on April 02, 2014, 02:28:39 AM
Does that mean youre not going to send me the calls?????? :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
NOPE! You're not getting my calls!! :) hehehehe...
You have convinced me to start using a bright yellow 4 wheeler! :funnyturkey:
Quote from: reflexl on April 02, 2014, 08:31:27 AM
You have convinced me to start using a bright yellow 4 wheeler! :funnyturkey:
Go for it; it goes well with a bright red Toyota pickup, too! ;D
Hey, I said it long before Uncle Si made it popular. You can't fix stupid!
Quote from: SCGobbler on April 02, 2014, 10:33:00 AM
Hey, I said it long before Uncle Si made it popular. You can't fix stupid!
Nope.
Public land blues... I get me every spring... You might want to find out were this jack wagon lives and take care of business!!!
And maybe find you a different place to hunt
Quote from: bamagtrdude on April 01, 2014, 10:19:44 AM
Well, this morning was the deg'gum ICING on the cake; went with a newbie friend of mine to some public land, and he had been telling me about this bozo who's insisting on riding his 4-wheeler & turkey hunting out there...
We get there around 5:30am & ease into the woods, and just before 6am, I hear something -- ask my buddy, "Did you just hear a 4-wheeler crank up?" About that time, I hear this idiot cruising out of the parking lot, & coming down the road... I tell my friend, "Let's get in the woods!"... So, we step into the woods, and wait for things to die down a bit... Make a few calls, and 2 hens within 100 yards crank up in the trees, tree yelping & clucking... :(
I've had it with this sport; there is NO END to the idiocy I've seen out of turkey hunters... Then all you deg'gum naysayers on this forum tell me my calling sucks -- well, YOUR calling sucks!!!
I'm over-cooked at this point... If you're interested in my calls, PM me - I've got some nice pots & box calls I'll make you a deal on...
BGD
You wouldn't be hunting close to Tuscaloosa would you? If so then I'm sorry dude but I just got the thing and was giving her a test run. I kinda think the yeller wheeler looks mighty fine in my red yota. :goofball:
Quote from: Flydown on April 02, 2014, 08:09:13 PM
You wouldn't be hunting close to Tuscaloosa would you? If so then I'm sorry dude but I just got the thing and was giving her a test run. I kinda think the yeller wheeler looks mighty fine in my red yota. :goofball:
Brother, if that's you, PLEASE DO ALL OF US A FAVOR & get more into your motorcyle hobby! :)
Quote from: SCGobbler on April 02, 2014, 10:33:00 AM
Hey, I said it long before Uncle Si made it popular. You can't fix stupid!
Exactly.....
Quote from: bamagtrdude on April 02, 2014, 08:13:44 PM
Quote from: Flydown on April 02, 2014, 08:09:13 PM
You wouldn't be hunting close to Tuscaloosa would you? If so then I'm sorry dude but I just got the thing and was giving her a test run. I kinda think the yeller wheeler looks mighty fine in my red yota. :goofball:
Brother, if that's you, PLEASE DO ALL OF US A FAVOR & get more into your motorcyle hobby! :)
I guess that's why I ain't never kilt a turkey. Im gonna take your advise and get me some good boots. Thanks dude.
Quote from: Flydown on April 02, 2014, 10:22:31 PM
I guess that's why I ain't never kilt a turkey. Im gonna take your advise and get me some good boots. Thanks dude.
You're full of junk!! hehehe... I bet you've KILT plenty of turkey, on your yellow 4-wheeler... ;)
Quote from: bamagtrdude on April 03, 2014, 06:33:58 AM
Quote from: Flydown on April 02, 2014, 10:22:31 PM
I guess that's why I ain't never kilt a turkey. Im gonna take your advise and get me some good boots. Thanks dude.
You're full of junk!! hehehe... I bet you've KILT plenty of turkey, on your yellow 4-wheeler... ;)
Parked the yeller beast and laced up the boots and guess what, you was right telling me to park the wheeler. First day on foot and found one ready to play! Thanks man! :icon_thumright:
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Ha - you the man!!! :)
STOP HIM HAVE A TALK IF THAT DONT WORK JERK EM OFF IT
Quote from: Hognutz on April 01, 2014, 11:06:50 AM
"A man's got to know his limitations". And limits for that matter. Sounds like you hit yours..
There are a$$holes in every sport and they can be found most everywhere in life's travels, on a daily basis.
Good luck to you..
Well said there Hoggy, you have summed it all up in a cpl sentences!
Quote from: Flydown on April 03, 2014, 10:58:04 PM
Quote from: bamagtrdude on April 03, 2014, 06:33:58 AM
Quote from: Flydown on April 02, 2014, 10:22:31 PM
I guess that's why I ain't never kilt a turkey. Im gonna take your advise and get me some good boots. Thanks dude.
You're full of junk!! hehehe... I bet you've KILT plenty of turkey, on your yellow 4-wheeler... ;)
Parked the yeller beast and laced up the boots and guess what, you was right telling me to park the
wheeler. First day on foot and found one ready to play! Thanks man! :icon_thumright:
(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii269/limbwalker1/IMAG1376_zpsuwaoif71.jpg) (http://s266.photobucket.com/user/limbwalker1/media/IMAG1376_zpsuwaoif71.jpg.html)
Bahahahaha your the one riding that wheeler on the forest I knew it!!
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(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii269/limbwalker1/IMG_6996_zpsdc05fbab.jpg) (http://s266.photobucket.com/user/limbwalker1/media/IMG_6996_zpsdc05fbab.jpg.html)
^^^^^^^ :D ;D ;D ;D ^^^^^^^
Where's the picture of your red Toyota?
Quote from: bamagtrdude on April 06, 2014, 04:55:49 AM
Where's the picture of your red Toyota?
Haha you caught me. It wasn't me I was just messing with you. ;D(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii269/limbwalker1/IMAG1211_zpsweujr3nl.jpg) (http://s266.photobucket.com/user/limbwalker1/media/IMAG1211_zpsweujr3nl.jpg.html)
Quote from: Flydown on April 06, 2014, 11:52:27 AM
Haha you caught me. It wasn't me I was just messing with you.
Yep, knew it wasn't you by your YELLA 4-WHEELA, too; this dude's ride was a hopped up deal w/loud mufflers! :) BTW, nice bird!