Get after 'em boys! ;D :toothy12: :angel9:
Yep !!!
Double doses of Geritol.......plenty of fiber.......a couple of blue pills......and let us all have it, boys !!!
In between naps, of course. :TooFunny:
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Glad to see the so-called captain finally woke up!! I hope you returned the boat in better shape then last year..
See "Hapless " made the news again.. :TooFunny: :toothy12: :TooFunny:
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I'm not a GOAT hater, probably because I'm older than some of them :OGturkeyhead: Z
I am not a Goat hater, just a GOAT Roaster!!! :TooFunny:
I'm here boss!
Looks like ole Jeffy and boys got the band back together.
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Ole Jeffy done went and got some publicity posters made.
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We are checking genetics this yr goats. Those farm birds y'all shoot won't count.
I'll give yall credit, you are persistent.
glad to see "Reject" was able to post bail and make it back :TooFunny: :toothy12: :TooFunny: :icon_thumright:
Quote from: backforty on February 22, 2025, 11:59:26 PMWe are checking genetics this yr goats. Those farm birds y'all shoot won't count.
You mean we FINALLY gonna start adding an extra submission photo, checkin for corn in the crop ?? :TooFunny:
Better be careful checking crops for corn, Et tu, Brute. I think there's a lot more corn out there then just a barnyard. Now help yourselves to corn checks on any G.O.A.T.S birds, corn is way too much trouble. Now, Oatmeal creme pies might be a problem.
Anybody that knows the GOATS would know full well we ain't gonna be wasting Corn on critters. We have better uses here in these hills and hollers for our grains.
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Glad to see you made it back from your Friday nite...
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Im not scared of the goats sneaking up on me yet, the snow is still up to their goatsticles around here, lol. Z
Happy Monday Grummpies!! Why is "Cranky" not playing this year?!?
Quote from: zelmo1 on February 24, 2025, 08:47:17 AMIm not scared of the goats sneaking up on me yet, the snow is still up to their goatsticles around here, lol. Z
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Quote from: zelmo1 on February 24, 2025, 08:47:17 AMIm not scared of the goats sneaking up on me yet, the snow is still up to their goatsticles around here, lol. Z
In other words. We have 2" of snow on the ground.
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Think your using that "magical tape" that you use of beards and spurs again :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
"Reject" should get his glasses checked, I dont have any tattoos
Jiffy pop.... I think a legitimate argument could be made that GOATS have been tattooed on your brain.
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Quote from: JeffC on February 23, 2025, 07:40:50 AMglad to see "Reject" was able to post bail and make it back :TooFunny: :toothy12: :TooFunny: :icon_thumright:
If reflexl is the reject you are poking be very careful of he's gonna remind us all of that one time he actually killed a bird that counted. :fud:
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I believe those are sheep and sheep come in flocks, sometimes you gotta wear who you are....
Good news I found "Cranky" he has a new job, hes cleaning up GobbleNut trying to get back on team!! :TooFunny: :toothy12: :TooFunny:
Quote from: eggshell on February 25, 2025, 06:07:37 AMI believe those are sheep and sheep come in flocks, sometimes you gotta wear who you are....
:morning: From my perspective they look like hornless goats, but then... from past experience they might be goats in wolves clothing pretending to be sheep...
Quote from: lacire on February 25, 2025, 08:39:38 AMQuote from: eggshell on February 25, 2025, 06:07:37 AMI believe those are sheep and sheep come in flocks, sometimes you gotta wear who you are....
:morning: From my perspective they look like hornless goats, but then... from past experience they might be goats in wolves clothing pretending to be sheep...
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Seems to me that there is a lot of jealousy in how good we look when we get our pitchure made. Some have it, and most don't. Only the best and brightest make it to GOAT level.
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Quote from: Happy on February 25, 2025, 11:18:06 AMSeems to me that there is a lot of jealousy in how good we look when we get our pitchure made. Some have it, and most don't. Only the best and brightest make it to GOAT level.
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Hap, I have a hard time telling you goats apart, are you in the middle or on the right in that picture?
Quote from: lacire on February 25, 2025, 12:48:37 PMQuote from: Happy on February 25, 2025, 11:18:06 AMSeems to me that there is a lot of jealousy in how good we look when we get our pitchure made. Some have it, and most don't. Only the best and brightest make it to GOAT level.
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Hap, I have a hard time telling you goats apart, are you in the middle or on the right in that picture?
You obviously have never seen me. You would know instantly if you had.
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I am sure all of us would instantly recognize the one and only "Bad-looking and Crusty member of the Delusional Club"
:morning: Grummpies!!
Quote from: JeffC on February 27, 2025, 11:58:05 AM:morning: Grummpies!!
Morning was at 4am Jiffy Pop. Keep up cause we ain't even started.
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I'm Soooo impressed by people who wake up early, what an impressive attribute. I'm in awe of you early risers😆😆😆
My wife wakes up at about 4-5. Of course I have a problem with this, because morning people are extremely annoying, but I don't complain too much, because she can take me out most probably.
Just saw this message from the leader of the meowing 20's. Looks like they know what they are working with as a team at least. Here is a rough interpretation of his message.
Guys ya know, Goats are the greatest There is no way we will be able to compete with them on any level so just rule that out . Bees like to dance around on flowers. Flocks get scattered and experience group panick attacks. We at the meowing 20's don't know much of anything. We've got a stellar elite team that one day we will figure out what we are actually good at. For the group meeting at Chucky Cheese, each member is to bring their own bug collections and will be given 15 minutes for show and tell. We will not be supplying crayons as some members have not been able to restrain from eating them. Due to a lack of talent, we have determined that the 20 gauge is a hazard to members and will be handing out nerf guns instead. All the other teams will come witness the various ways we will find to injure ourselves with them as well. Should be a good time finally getting some attention. Now, if only some women would look our way, it would be awesome.
For 2025, we have the highest number of returning members that survived last season in our history. Although we know the address to the hospital well, from our last stunning campaign, let's please take a moment to reintroduce ourselves to the team again. Tell us whatever information about yourself that you feel comfortable divulging that doesn't directly violate your parole or set off your ankle bracelet.
We do have assigned parking for Big Wheels.
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"Hapless the Delusional" is already throwing out the "gonna slay Sabbaticals" Somebody really needs to talk to his Doctor and cut back some of those meds....
Pool party at Jeff's
Listen "Crackedshell" at least I take a bath, you should try it sometime.... :goofball: :TooFunny:
Quote from: JeffC on March 01, 2025, 07:39:29 PMListen "Crackedshell" at least I take a bath, you should try it sometime.... :goofball: :TooFunny:
Baths huh? With bubbles, some Yanni music and wine? Us GOATS just chip some ice out of the pond grab a bar of lava soap and jump in. We aren't the pampered type though.
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Look at that you sneak in a new guy while hes headed south and he kills a nice Tom while the rest of you are sleeping Grumpies...Congrats Only Jake Fans!! Nice hooks!
Someone go wake up "Reject", see if hes going to keep a running score thread again.
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Jiffy Pop gets a bit carried away with his surveillance
I don't know, it appears as though lacire has some weird voyeuristic tendencies 😳
He is a paid Top-Secret Agent that has to keep an eye on the Grumpies that are out on probation!!
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Good luck guys!
lacire gives new meaning to peeping Tom:
"Guys check this out!...guys? Guys?! GUYs??!!!!!
Where did everyone go?"
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Quote from: Clif Owen on March 04, 2025, 12:05:21 PMGood luck guys!
Thank you, sir, and the same to you.
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Quote from: JeffC on March 04, 2025, 11:49:13 AMHe is a paid Top-Secret Agent that has to keep an eye on the Grumpies that are out on probation!!
We know that's a lie. Ain't none of ya'll that are able to keep your mouths shut long enough. The probation part may or may not be true.
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"Secret agent" lacire at it again!
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I hope he didn't see who I just had lunch with. I don't need that kind of publicity
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I saw you.....
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I saw you.....
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Whew...... I'm glad I got away with it.

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Morning Flockers. I am liking your attitudes this year(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20250305/314fef55c16af606eff5d9097d068b64.jpg)
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The Secret Hapless Lunch... :TooFunny: :toothy12: :TooFunny:
Looks like i have thrown Jeffy and Lasear for a loop. Probably spent all day trying to dig up satellite footage of what I have been up to.
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Quote from: Happy on March 05, 2025, 06:58:26 AMMorning Flockers. I am liking your attitudes this year(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20250305/314fef55c16af606eff5d9097d068b64.jpg)
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This looks suspiciously LaEclaire walking away from his burning car
Quote from: Happy on March 05, 2025, 06:31:25 PMLooks like i have thrown Jeffy and Lasear for a loop. Probably spent all day trying to dig up satellite footage of what I have been up to.
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Yup, they're trying, but I think they are starting to get frustrated

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I was trying to be nice and not expose your true passion...now the world will know you love to dress up as a princess... :toothy12: :TooFunny: :toothy12:
Jiffy, your research is about on par with those tabloid magazines. Everyone knows I would at least have some matching high heels if that was truly me.

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Quote from: RutnNStrutn on March 06, 2025, 06:36:25 PMGOATS?(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20250306/6c59cedf661686587fe3760d2af3891a.jpg)
Where you been, man? I was beginning to worry that something had happened to you... ???
I know, right? You would think these other fellows would appreciate greatness when they see it. But no, everyone has to take pot shots and try to drag us down to their level. Thank goodness we are wise, classy, and sophisticated. Thank goodness we are here to set a standard around this place.
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Please stop "Delusional Princess" your making me sick....
Please stop "Delusional Princess" your making me sick....
Sick with envy........
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Quote from: GobbleNut on March 06, 2025, 07:08:11 PMQuote from: RutnNStrutn on March 06, 2025, 06:36:25 PMGOATS?(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20250306/6c59cedf661686587fe3760d2af3891a.jpg)
Where you been, man? I was beginning to worry that something had happened to you... ???
This retiree life is rough!! I tell ya guys, all kidding aside, I'm busier now than when I was still working. I'm good though, and ready to get to the business of reclaiming the title for Team GNH!!!

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Good Morning Grumpies!!
So did anybody rattle "Reject's" cage and wake him up yet?? He needs to start the score page.
Just remember, ole Jeffy is a closet goat lover.
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I love having Goat season right before spring turkey... a lot easier to call in and shoot.
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With shot placement like that... no wonder you are on the tattered sock team
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Quote from: Happy on March 07, 2025, 09:42:33 PMWith shot placement like that... no wonder you are on the tattered sock team
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Just knee capping the first one, the others will be confused and run around in circles for hours. :smiley-char092:
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Gotta love Goat season...
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We've been running circles round y'all for years Eclaire.
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Grummpies dont run to do anything except to the little debbie store... :TooFunny: :toothy12: :TooFunny:
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Man, I am glad I start this thread every year! ...Then I just sit back and watch what happens...and LMAO... ;D :toothy12: :angel9:
This is where I earn my keep. Once seasons open, my work is done. Other than updating with selfies to show off my rugged good looks.
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:goofball: :TooFunny: :goofball:
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A lie as well. It's well known the GOATS don't chase the ladies. They gravitate to us.
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Only 6 teams this year?
Shooting for Top 5 bragging rights! :funnyturkey:
I have zero goals. Right now is when I do my best work. By the time turkey season gets to my neck of the woods, I will be exhausted, and the best I will be able to do is find some successful hunter and convince them to let me pose with their turkey. The most popular, good- looking, manly, articulate, and classy team has always been the GOATS. So it's already game over. Nice to see you venture over, though, sir. The more the merrier, this is the pregame party zone. Those other teams are still playing with their construction paper and crayons, trying to get invites made up.
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Quote from: HookedonHooks on March 09, 2025, 11:02:50 AMOnly 6 teams this year?
Shooting for Top 5 bragging rights! :funnyturkey:
7 Teams, Runs & Noses were late to sign in. OG tech team has not put them in yet.
Quote from: Happy on March 09, 2025, 11:28:04 AMThe most popular, good- looking, manly, articulate, and classy team has always been the GOATS.
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I will help translate Happy's words into intelligible English so we call all understand what he's actually trying to say.
Replace the following words in the above statement:
Change:
-popular to infamous
-good to goat
-manly to elderly
-articulate to antiquated
and
-classy to gassy
There you go, that statement makes sense now. Everyone can finally understand!
Quote from: JeffC on March 09, 2025, 01:27:48 PMQuote from: HookedonHooks on March 09, 2025, 11:02:50 AMOnly 6 teams this year?
Shooting for Top 5 bragging rights! :funnyturkey:
7 Teams, Runs & Noses were late to sign in. OG tech team has not put them in yet.
The GOATS! The Grumpy,Old, And Tired Slugs. :funnyturkey:
I hope we didn't miss the deadline. However, it's still gonna be great sitting back and talking smack on Y'all.
I hope yall didn't miss either. Your in in my book. And Zobo. If I wanted the other teams to understand what I wrote, I would have used single syllable words.
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Quote from: Happy on March 09, 2025, 07:15:38 PMI hope yall didn't miss either. Your in in my book. And Zobo. If I wanted the other teams to understand what I wrote, I would have used single syllable words.
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Happy has a handle on Ebonics too... O0
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Well zitbo, those may all be true, but we still kill the crap out of gobblers. Even in our elderly, physically limited and gassy state.....WE RULE.
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I'll try to explain this, don't worry I'll go slow, but we are not farm animals. We're not scattered in any way, we don't roar like scary lions, we aren't b grade killers and we're not hanging on by a limb.
We are LONGBEARDS!!! ...
elite, on another level of sophistication and intelligence, and of course idolized by many.
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Our superior knowledge, skill set and endurance will led us to victory. And if the Gods don't will it, we still will be the envy of the forum because of our good looks (sorry Happy), sense of humor(sorry JeffC) and popularity with women (sorry lacire).
Quote from: Zobo on March 10, 2025, 03:15:13 PMI'll try to explain this, don't worry I'll go slow, but we are not farm animals. We're not scattered in any way, we don't roar like scary lions, we aren't b grade killers and we're not hanging on by a limb.
We are LONGBEARDS!!! ...
elite, on another level of sophistication and intelligence, and of course idolized by many.
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At the funny farm? Or maybe one of those sci-fi conventions?
Better put some Duracell's in your light saber and wear your brown pants Zobo.
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Happy, I think Bobo and the rest of the limpbeards are delusional from attending too many of those Mid-evil renaissance fairs
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They all seem to be getting a little heavy into the mead and longleaf. Explains the knockoff oatmeal creme pies. A true master understands that those are to be used only in the middle of combat. Pretty sure the only thing they have fought today is the sofa.
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That's true, an Xbox is no substitute for patterning an 870
I wouldn't expect you GOATs to get it, sometimes it's difficult being this cool.
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Quote from: Zobo on March 10, 2025, 10:37:28 PMI wouldn't expect you GOATs to get it, sometimes it's difficult being this cool.
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Hobo, how are you going to play a trumpet with all that hair.
And what are you going to do if you run into one of the Gimps and Posers team members in the woods, they'll lock you up just for looking like that.
By the way you have some nice trumpets in your collection
Oh dear. It's worse than I thought. While I have nothing against a good bourbon and cigar once in a while, a glass of Evan William's and a swisher sweet do not count. Also, it looks like you raided Elton John, and the set from Shrek. Do you know why they have never made the movie "Jon Wick vs. Snow White and the dwarfs?" It's because it wouldn't be a movie. It would be a tragedy. You are outclassed in every way. Maybe with some proper training you could be helped. Right now, it's time to be in the gym, sir. Not passed out in a bus down by the river.
UUhhhh, beards, big beamed lodges(blinds), bourbon, cigars, sunglasses and silly hats don't make you cool! When everyone else mocks you because they wish they were you, your really cool. You don't need to dress up and pound on a table, just being you is cool.
Hey GOATS!
It looks like GnH is in on the late entry. :toothy9:
Quote from: eggshell on March 11, 2025, 07:40:13 AMjust being you is cool.
Maybe for you eggdrop soup, but not in Happy's case. 🤣
Quote from: Happy on March 11, 2025, 05:07:19 AMOh dear. It's worse than I thought.
Don't worry Happy. I'll be in acceptable shape and ready to go for the so called "competition." I'm just enjoying the pre season. You need to relax a little and smell a flower or something. Your criticism of bourbon and cigars truly cements you in the elitist category, but clearly you need to hone up on your fashion sense.
Quote from: crow on March 11, 2025, 12:28:42 AMHobo, how are you going to play a trumpet with all that hair.
Well thank you for your concern but it's not an issue because I play the mandolin.
If I were to play a brass instrument it would be the saxophone.
I know that you and Happy are more the tuba types. 😆
Zobo,
I understand you might have been born in a barn. I was raised in a trailer. However, having some drive and ambition can make wonderful things happen. You don't have to be stuck with cheap whiskey and cigars dressed like a hobo and driving a busted minivan. A little self-restraint and culture is good for a man. To be a GOAT, one must be equally at home in a holler, with a pinch of Copenhagen sampling some moonshine as in a private jet, with a glass of Blantons, and a maduro wrapped cigar. And by the way, tubas blow. A samick and fender 6 string is more appropriate.
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What's wrong with a minivan? I'll have you know Mark Wahlberg drives the same van as I when traveling incognito.
BTW:
Incognito means "in disguise." 🥸
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Quote from: Zobo on March 11, 2025, 12:13:27 PM...Mark Wahlberg drives the same van as I when traveling incognito.
BTW:
Incognito means "in disguise." 🥸
;D Glad you cleared that up, Zob! I was just getting ready to look for a dictionary. Still have to...but now I just have to see what "disguise" means cuz I'm a good deducer... :D
By the way, what's the problem with dees guys that they can't get their cogs in neato? :bartsimpson: :happy0167:
Zobo your garage is cleaner then most rooms in my house, I have a 2 1/2 car garage that has a single walkway around the junk I have. Never even had a car in it the 21 years we have lived there!
Thats pretty funny "Princess Hapless" making fun of someone else's looks... :toothy12: :toothy12:
Quote from: GobbleNut on March 11, 2025, 02:09:48 PMQuote from: Zobo on March 11, 2025, 12:13:27 PM...Mark Wahlberg drives the same van as I when traveling incognito.
BTW:
Incognito means "in disguise." 🥸
;D Glad you cleared that up, Zob! I was just getting ready to look for a dictionary. Still have to...but now I just have to see what "disguise" means cuz I'm a good deducer... :D
By the way, what's the problem with dees guys that they can't get their cogs in neato? :bartsimpson: :happy0167:
Oh I know you know GobbleNut! I was certainly not talking to the likes of a distinguished, smart and highly articulate individual such as yourself. I was just trying to elucidate for some of the less fortunate members of your team.
BTW:
Elucidate means to clarify :TooFunny:
Zobo,
How much time have you spent in a thesaurus today? And Mark Wahlberg? Really? The guy formerly known as Marky Mark?

. Talk about aiming low. I guess there is less chance of disappointment if you live life that way.
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I might aim low, but I never need a second shot.
True. I suppose a second shot typically wouldn't be considered after one has just shot himself in the foot. See, i can sound edjumacated too!
Alright, alright Happy I give up!
I'm clearly no match for your wit and wisdom.
I guess I'll take your advice from now on. I will do what Happy does and always aim high. 😃
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All in good fun, Zobo. This is where I earn my keep. Go kill a gobbler this spring and remind me of your superior abilities in that department later on this spring. I really hope you do.
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WAKE UP GRUMPIES!!! :z-guntootsmiley: :z-guntootsmiley: Season is getting ready to open in the South!!
Quote from: JeffC on March 12, 2025, 08:00:08 AMWAKE UP GRUMPIES!!! :z-guntootsmiley: :z-guntootsmiley: Season is getting ready to open in the South!!
Don't worry, Jetlag and O.J.Fans are coming, and hell's coming with them.
They are about to unleash the Crackin.
Quote from: Zobo on March 11, 2025, 05:03:26 PMQuote from: Zobo on March 11, 2025, 05:03:26 PMQuote from: GobbleNut on March 11, 2025, 02:09:48 PMQuote from: Zobo on March 11, 2025, 12:13:27 PM...Mark Wahlberg drives the same van as I when traveling incognito.
BTW:
Incognito means "in disguise." 🥸
;D Glad you cleared that up, Zob! I was just getting ready to look for a dictionary. Still have to...but now I just have to see what "disguise" means cuz I'm a good deducer... :D
By the way, what's the problem with dees guys that they can't get their cogs in neato? :bartsimpson: :happy0167:
Oh I know you know GobbleNut! I was certainly not talking to the likes of a distinguished, smart and highly articulate individual such as yourself. I was just trying to elucidate for some of the less fortunate members of your team.
BTW:
Elucidate means to clarify :TooFunny:
QuoteOh, I know what that means. I had plenty of elusive dates in my younger years. They mostly clarified that I should just go turkey huntin' instead... ;D
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Hey lackluster, you have some impressive volumes in your library!
Where do you keep that book, between your copies of "Reaping for Dummies" and "Success With Drones: how modern technology can improve your turkey haul" ??? :wave:
I want through my grandkids books and found one I think you'll like, it's easy to comprehend, lots of pictures and hardly anything to read, hope it doesn't cause any nightmares....(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20250312/1be2ab7377a9cd9b5c67ea66e3cb0638.jpg)
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Well, it's cute, but sorry to burst your bubble, it's just a fairytale.
Quote from: Happy on March 11, 2025, 09:53:39 PM
All in good fun, Zobo. This is where I earn my keep. Go kill a gobbler this spring and remind me of your superior abilities in that department later on this spring. I really hope you do.
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Ok Sappy, will do :icon_thumright:
Very nice! We have other teams insulting each other on our thread. It's about to be a party. I like it! I am not sure how Jiffy Pop and Labamba are gonna survive if they have to make memes of all the teams. Poor fellows are gonna be worn out by April. Heck, they are probably already worn out, to be honest.
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Quote from: Happy on March 12, 2025, 06:11:51 PMVery nice! We have other teams insulting each other on our thread. It's about to be a party. I like it! I am not sure how Jiffy Pop and Labamba are gonna survive if they have to make memes of all the teams. Poor fellows are gonna be worn out by April. Heck, they are probably already worn out, to be honest.
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Right now they're riding that Lil Debbie's high, just wait till they come crashing off that sugar train.
Poor fellows just need a decent protein dinner, probably half of them are vegans and the other half are vegetarians .
Last year was embarrassing when LeEclaire stuck his game tag on that red pepper


I have heard it rumored that 100% of vegans are bad hunters.
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Quote from: Happy on March 12, 2025, 06:11:51 PMVery nice! We have other teams insulting each other on our thread. It's about to be a party. I like it! I am not sure how Jiffy Pop and Labamba are gonna survive if they have to make memes of all the teams. Poor fellows are gonna be worn out by April. Heck, they are probably already worn out, to be honest.
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I mostly go Goat plinking and don't stray to far from the pocket guide.
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Quote from: JeffC on March 11, 2025, 03:45:39 PMZobo your garage is cleaner then most rooms in my house, I have a 2 1/2 car garage that has a single walkway around the junk I have. Never even had a car in it the 21 years we have lived there!
No worries Jeff, they say being messy is a sign of higher intelligence.
Talking to yourself, lack of personal grooming, fits of brooding anger and serial killing are also signs of higher intelligence. 😳
Quote from: crow on March 12, 2025, 08:27:42 PMQuote from: Happy on March 12, 2025, 06:11:51 PMVery nice! We have other teams insulting each other on our thread. It's about to be a party. I like it! I am not sure how Jiffy Pop and Labamba are gonna survive if they have to make memes of all the teams. Poor fellows are gonna be worn out by April. Heck, they are probably already worn out, to be honest.
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Right now they're riding that Lil Debbie's high, just wait till they come crashing off that sugar train.
Poor fellows just need a decent protein dinner, probably half of them are vegans and the other half are vegetarians .
Last year was embarrassing when LeEclaire stuck his game tag on that red pepper
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The only thing you need to learn about the GOATS team is that they are superior in every way Lacroix.
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Dammit, by lacire's chart, I'm a longbearded goat :OGturkeyhead: :OGturkeyhead: Z
Quote from: zelmo1 on March 14, 2025, 04:40:41 AMDammit, by lacire's chart, I'm a longbearded goat :OGturkeyhead: :OGturkeyhead: Z
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Helpless after a few boxes of little Debbie's :toothy12: :TooFunny: :toothy12:
Sounds like some of y'all suffer from that Dunlop disease.

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Now that right there is disturbing
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Quote from: crow on March 14, 2025, 10:49:36 PMNow that right there is disturbing
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Quote from: crow on March 14, 2025, 10:49:36 PMNow that right there is disturbing



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And now we know how the Scattered Flockers gather back together.
:goofball: :toothy12: :goofball:
Meanwhile, as the GOATs and Flock continue to berate each other with mildly amusing memes and comments, the Longbeards are shooting gobblers and beginning to put up numbers!
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Quote from: Happy on March 15, 2025, 05:41:56 AMQuote from: crow on March 14, 2025, 10:49:36 PMNow that right there is disturbing


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And now we know how the Scattered Flockers gather back together.
That pic reminds me of the time the Shattered Flunkies tried to surround that Amish free range Jake that was roosted in that half acre patch of scrub trees, poor little Jake never hurt nobody.
Course he did double their score
Poor little feller lost his foothold from all that stomping, broke his neck in the fall,
Turned out ok though, the quickest flunkie whipped out a tag and had it fixed to him before the flop could stop.
Just embarrassing
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Meanwhile: As the "Killer B Grade Hunters" are busy shooting YouTube videos of themselves (yippee!), the Longbeards are silently, stealthily and confidently shooting
gobblers and celebrating in the bounty of the forest.
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Sounds like Zobo found some shrooms.
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Quote from: Happy on March 16, 2025, 05:13:38 PMSounds like Zobo found some shrooms.
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I do believe the same could be said of lacire :z-dizzy:
Old "Cranky" can't stay away even though he bailed out on his team. :TooFunny: :toothy12: :TooFunny:
And the newest selfie of "Hapless" :you_rock: :toothy12: :you_rock: :toothy12:
Might wanna recheck the roster, Jiffy. Crow is present and stronger than ever. And my selfies are the best. No one does them better. Think you're into Zobos shrooms, too.
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Hey guys! How's it going?
I see my fellow Goats have been doing a fine job of slapping down the b-grade goat memes coming from the unwashed.
Keep up the good work guys!!!
:popcorn:
:fud: I must of missed something, I'm here and I'm all there
I don't know what lackey and the Shattered Blockheads are talking about. They might want to put down their phones and pickup a shotgun.
The aged GOAT cheeses are on the board and of course, so are the Longbeards.
Just saying 😎
Throwing YELLOW challenge flag, thats deception, "Cranky" told me he wasnt on team this year!! I even invited him to join our team, even offered to let him hunt with me!!!!
Offer is off the table you double crossing spy!!! I almost fell for your ticks... :OGturkeyhead: :goofball: >:(
"Dam I stink like a GRUMPIE!!"
:welcomeOG:
Quote from: JeffC on March 17, 2025, 08:44:29 PMThrowing YELLOW challenge flag, thats deception, "Cranky" told me he wasnt on team this year!! I even invited him to join our team, even offered to let him hunt with me!!!!
Offer is off the table you double crossing spy!!! I almost fell for your ticks... :OGturkeyhead: :goofball: >:(
When you tangle with the GOATS, you get defeated mentally before we even start the real arse woopin. It's fairly obvious that we have you and Lacyboy completely disoriented.
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Well jiffy pop I hate to burst your tinfoil bubble but I have it all memorized
GPS coordinates, latitude/longitude #'s, your teams best parking spots, even who on your team takes the plug out of their guns. Oh, and them using 000buck, got their numbers too.
Quote from: crow on March 17, 2025, 09:31:10 PMWell jiffy pop I hate to burst your tinfoil bubble but I have it all memorized
GPS coordinates, latitude/longitude #'s, your teams best parking spots, even who on your team takes the plug out of their guns. Oh, and them using 000buck, got their numbers too.
What's a plug?
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That's it. Keep feverishly creating memes and ignore reality Lactose. Anyone who knows us would never believe Sitka could afford the price to have Crow, and I wear their camo for a photoshoot. They obviously blew their budget on some F grade models. Maybe ask some of the boring 20's. At least they named themselves right cause they sure as heck ain't 10's in anyone's world.
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"Hapless" and "Cranky" telling each other bedtime stories.. :TooFunny: :toothy12: :TooFunny:
Quote from: lacire on March 18, 2025, 01:44:55 AMQuote from: crow on March 17, 2025, 09:31:10 PMWell jiffy pop I hate to burst your tinfoil bubble but I have it all memorized
GPS coordinates, latitude/longitude #'s, your teams best parking spots, even who on your team takes the plug out of their guns. Oh, and them using 000buck, got their numbers too.
What's a plug?
A plug goes in the left barrel of a sxs, makes the hunt more interesting, I thought everybody knew that.
Lactose :TooFunny: , at least that's a little more polite that LeShart.
Of course Lactose in some people can create LeSharts in other people :D
Quote from: crow on March 18, 2025, 08:01:56 AMQuote from: lacire on March 18, 2025, 01:44:55 AMQuote from: crow on March 17, 2025, 09:31:10 PMWell jiffy pop I hate to burst your tinfoil bubble but I have it all memorized
GPS coordinates, latitude/longitude #'s, your teams best parking spots, even who on your team takes the plug out of their guns. Oh, and them using 000buck, got their numbers too.
What's a plug?
A plug goes in the left barrel of a sxs, makes the hunt more interesting, I thought everybody knew that.
I gotcha, I've only ever used a single barrel so I've never had to fuss with one of those. :thanks:
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:TooFunny: :toothy12: :TooFunny:
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Quote from: JeffC on March 19, 2025, 08:00:35 AM:anim_25: :TooFunny: :toothy12: :TooFunny: :icon_thumright:
Seems Iike some are jealous that I work out. All natty too, with no surgery.

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Quote from: Happy on March 19, 2025, 09:24:39 AMQuote from: JeffC on March 19, 2025, 08:00:35 AM:anim_25: :TooFunny: :toothy12: :TooFunny: :icon_thumright:
Seems Iike some are jealous that I work out. All natty too, with no surgery. 
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Me thinks you might be dyslexic there, Jiffy. Don't make the same mistake with your shooting iron.
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Hey lacrimosa, I had no idea how crazy you actually look. Wow ! You give new, perhaps literal, meaning to the term "lady killer."

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"Zebra" this is the "Grumpie" bashing page :you_rock: :deadhorse: :you_rock:
Besides its time for a new look... :toothy12: :TooFunny: :toothy12:
Morning "Grumpies"!!
I call dibs on the red dress, does it come in camo. Of course I'm going to use it to make a scarecrow that looks like JeffC to put in one of my gardens. I think I'll call it Jeffy princess cupcake. So now on we can use two monikers for our troubled friend JIffypop or cupcake
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Quote from: JeffC on March 20, 2025, 08:00:49 AMBesides its time for a new look... :toothy12: :TooFunny: :toothy12:
I NEVER shave my lucky beard until AFTER the contest Jeff. I went over this with you already. Sheech, sometimes I wonder with these Flockers if anybody's home up in the aviary.🤔
Glad you found a dress you liked "Crackedshell"!! :toothy12: :TooFunny: :toothy12:
Saw the "Grumpie Team Photo"!! :toothy12: :TooFunny: :toothy12: :icon_thumright: :icon_thumright:
Wake up lacire, it's time to start spying on the Goats.
Well to quail the jealously of team splattered snot we are going to send you a peace offering. A taxidermy goat bagpipe.
You're welcome.
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Reject that is soooo gross and funny. And I thought my search history is bad... :icon_thumright: :TooFunny:
Might as well get used to this view, Jiffy and team. Prolly aint gonna change much this spring. That's how it is when you are always bringing up the rear.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20250321/ca21d4a83c18e8784aebbb88bba33e2b.jpg)
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You think Seth Hamon could make me a goat bagpipe? 🤔
Quote from: Zobo on March 21, 2025, 10:42:36 PMYou this Seth Hamon could make me a goat bagpipe? 
Just make sure it changes octaves if you give the ol' satchel a hard squeeze.

. For you musically illiterate flockers, an octave is a musical scale.
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JiffyPop once told the game warden he was legal because he plugged his gun with an octave,
Yep, that went as expected and he lost his milk money for the week
We wont talk about that time "Cranky" wouldn't stop eating and refused to leave that restaurant.. :toothy12: :TooFunny: :toothy12:
I hear the tattered flunkies are trying to up their game and be more manly and develop their killer instinct. Attendance is mandatory on held bi-weekly on Tuesdays and Thursdays. I heard they really had to work hard to find the right guy to help them, but finally settled on one the group agreed would challenge them and raise their game without setting unrealistic expectations. I hope the instructor y'all picked out works out!(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20250323/59b3c3d5e441b83f24a45915fe110bd0.jpg)
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On a recent scouting trip this was found carved in the bark of Hobo's favorite #1 tree for doing #2
Here I sit all broken hearted,
Tried to yelp but couldn't get started.
The next morning I took a big chance,
Tried to cackle only to poop my pants
Thought then and there my hunt came to an end,
Then remembered, thank goodness for xtra large Depends
The day was still dawning brite and fair
So sad the odor of rancid chili dogs hung in the air
I tried to cluck but my lips went dry,
Dropped my trumpet, curse this burning in my eye
When all else fails I can go to my blind,
Favorite place to text, sleep and unwind
Now I'm awake and my heart took a flutter,
Embarrassed to say I shot my deluxe Robo Strutter
:popcorn: :z-winnersmiley: :popcorn:
Quote from: crow on March 23, 2025, 04:27:18 PMOn a recent scouting trip this was found carved in the bark of Hobo's favorite #1 tree
Hey, nice going Mr.
Edgar Allan Crow!
I can tell you put a lot of time into that masterpiece of ****.
Congratulations, I'm surprised it's intelligible, albeit crude.
And please, get your facts straight next time. Everyone knows I would never use a deluxe robo stutter to hunt turkeys.
I only use the standard model.
Surprised there wasn't a line about an e-caller in there. Speaking of which, Lactose was bragging about the new call the team had custom made for this year. (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20250324/8e2a3035a06c6173b7fd0f6df8682a88.jpg)
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I heard if you let the string rewind real slow it gives that raspy sound everybody is chasing
Don't drag " the champs" into your sordid world.
ALL HAIL the DOMINATE PRDATOR'S THE SCATTERED FLOCK!!!
Don't worry, we will leave you all alone so you can make sure your feeders are working properly. Batteries on your golf carts are charged, and trail cameras are sending you up to date info. Us GOATS will just grab a turkey call and shotgun and take care of business when the time is right.

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Jiffy, it looks like those gobblers have their heads down trying to be polite and not get caught snickering at your dominant predator hype. When you get can get out of your truck and yell " ready or not, here I come!" Into the predawn air as loudly as you can and then proceed to go a get him. Then you might be on the same path that the GOATS trod years ago.
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That's right trod lightly and carry a big magnum
Found a picture of "Hapless" screaming "ready or not here I come" :toothy12: :TooFunny: :toothy12:
Quote from: Happy on March 24, 2025, 11:09:02 AMUs GOATS will just grab a turkey call and shotgun and take care of business when the time is right. 
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And don't forget your flashlights, it's hard to see them up in the trees according to lacire :anim_25:
Quote from: JeffC on March 24, 2025, 08:49:56 PMFound a picture of "Hapless" screaming "ready or not here I come" :toothy12: :TooFunny: :toothy12:
That looks more like the day I forgot my little Debbie's.
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Quote from: Zobo on March 24, 2025, 09:16:55 PMQuote from: Happy on March 24, 2025, 11:09:02 AMUs GOATS will just grab a turkey call and shotgun and take care of business when the time is right. 
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And don't forget your flashlights, it's hard to see them up in the trees according to lacire :anim_25:
By the time I get 3 or 4 extension cords strung out for my spotlight, I am usually wooped and just give up. Remember, I am old school. Batteries are for wimps.

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Not a goat but thought I'd share. I saw this turkey yesterday that reminded me so much of Edgar Allan Crow I had to stop and take a picture. Uncanny resemblance. The top one reminds me of Eggshell. :wave:
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Didn't know turkeys walk on each other's backs to adjust them. Thought that was an Asian thing. That knowledge might come in handy this season.
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UH That appears to be a residential area. Crow and i are country boys, you might want to pull those mask off and see. Wallah, Jiffypop and le-ludicrous.
Slippery slope Bozo, slippery slope
There once was a Hobo from Nantucket,
****** :smiley-char092:
Quote from: eggshell on March 26, 2025, 11:58:07 AMUH That appears to be a residential area. Crow and i are country boys, you might want to pull those mask off and see. Wallah, Jiffypop and le-ludicrous.
Yup, probably right. Makes more sense.
What are you knuckleheads up to today? :funnyturkey: Z
Quote from: zelmo1 on March 27, 2025, 07:33:27 AMWhat are you knuckleheads up to today? :funnyturkey: Z
About 5"11. I think I have maxed out. The hair turning grey is also an indicator I am slowly turning into a good-looking, middle aged man.
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About 5"11. I think I have maxed out. The hair turning grey is also an indicator I am slowly turning into a good-looking, middle aged man.
:TooFunny: :toothy12: :TooFunny:
Quote from: crow on March 26, 2025, 01:24:29 PMThere once was a Hobo from Nantucket,
****** :smiley-char092:
Thank you, I take that as a compliment :OGturkeyhead:
It wasn't meant that way :z-twocents: Z
Quote from: zelmo1 on March 29, 2025, 07:44:37 AMIt wasn't meant that way :z-twocents: Z
They think they're clever, funny and good looking. I know, it's crazy.
I don't want to have to burst their bubble, but sometimes I feel it's incumbent upon me to school them with my clearly superior wit, writing skills and overall good looks. :z-winnersmiley:
Quote from: Zobo on March 29, 2025, 10:32:38 AMQuote from: zelmo1 on March 29, 2025, 07:44:37 AMIt wasn't meant that way :z-twocents: Z
They think they're clever, funny and good looking. I know, it's crazy.
I don't want to have to burst their bubble, but sometimes I feel it's incumbent upon me to school them with my clearly superior wit, writing skills and overall good looks. :z-winnersmiley:
You wear an incumbent?
Not sure you've schooled anybody, the internet being so different than real life
You tell him crow. I believe it was Abe Lincoln that said, "Don't believe everything you read on the internet."
Quote from: Happy on March 29, 2025, 10:56:58 AMQuote from: Zobo on March 29, 2025, 10:32:38 AMQuote from: zelmo1 on March 29, 2025, 07:44:37 AMIt wasn't meant that way :z-twocents: Z
They think they're clever, funny and good looking. I know, it's crazy.
I don't want to have to burst their bubble, but sometimes I feel it's incumbent upon me to school them with my clearly superior wit, writing skills and overall good looks. :z-winnersmiley:
You wear an incumbent?
You see what
I mean?😏
Quote from: Happy on March 15, 2025, 05:41:56 AMQuote from: crow on March 14, 2025, 10:49:36 PMNow that right there is disturbing


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And now we know how the Scattered Flockers gather back together.
Hey, don't judge till you've tried it. It's a great team bonding experience. (Threw up a little in my mouth while typing this)
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Quote from: Happy on March 29, 2025, 03:13:25 PMYou tell him crow. I believe it was Abe Lincoln that said, "Don't believe everything you read on the internet."
Leave Crow out of this Happy, he's got nothing to do with it. He doesn't even try to be funny.
Quote from: Zobo on March 29, 2025, 03:46:24 PMQuote from: Happy on March 29, 2025, 03:13:25 PMYou tell him crow. I believe it was Abe Lincoln that said, "Don't believe everything you read on the internet."
Leave Crow out of this Happy, he's got nothing to do with it. He doesn't even try to be funny.
Glad to see you finally catching on, Hobo. Us GOATS don't have to try to be funny. It just happens organically.
Quote from: Happy on March 29, 2025, 06:15:41 PMQuote from: Zobo on March 29, 2025, 03:46:24 PMQuote from: Happy on March 29, 2025, 03:13:25 PMYou tell him crow. I believe it was Abe Lincoln that said, "Don't believe everything you read on the internet."
Leave Crow out of this Happy, he's got nothing to do with it. He doesn't even try to be funny.
Glad to see you finally catching on, Hobo. Us GOATS don't have to try to be funny. It just happens organically.
Well it's good of you to be understanding Happy. It takes some of us a little longer to catch on due to years of cheap bourbon and oxygen deprivation from sucking on a yelper too hard.
Quote from: Zobo on March 29, 2025, 06:39:52 PMQuote from: Happy on March 29, 2025, 06:15:41 PMQuote from: Zobo on March 29, 2025, 03:46:24 PMQuote from: Happy on March 29, 2025, 03:13:25 PMYou tell him crow. I believe it was Abe Lincoln that said, "Don't believe everything you read on the internet."
Leave Crow out of this Happy, he's got nothing to do with it. He doesn't even try to be funny.
Glad to see you finally catching on, Hobo. Us GOATS don't have to try to be funny. It just happens organically.
Well it's good of you to be understanding Happy. It takes some of us a little longer to catch on due to years of cheap bourbon and oxygen deprivation from sucking on a yelper too hard.
Have you ever sipped bourbon through a yelper? You, sir, have piqued my curiosity.
I don't know if i should laugh or cry :OGturkeyhead: Z
Quote from: zelmo1 on March 31, 2025, 01:20:28 PMI don't know if i should laugh or cry :OGturkeyhead: Z
Laugh, it's more manly. Crying is for wussies. Unless you're like Backforty and just realized you were salsa dancing with fat dudes in diapers. That would make anyone cry.
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