GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread

[HookedonHooks]

Only 6 teams this year?

Shooting for Top 5 bragging rights! 

[Happy]

I have zero goals. Right now is when I do my best work. By the time turkey season gets to my neck of the woods, I will be exhausted, and the best I will be able to do is find some successful hunter and convince them to let me pose with their turkey. The most popular, good- looking, manly, articulate, and classy team has always been the GOATS. So it's already game over. Nice to see you venture over, though, sir. The more the merrier, this is the pregame party zone. Those other teams are still playing with their construction paper and crayons, trying to get invites made up.

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[JeffC]

Only 6 teams this year?

Shooting for Top 5 bragging rights! 

7 Teams, Runs & Noses were late to sign in. OG tech team has not put them in yet.

[Zobo]

The most popular, good- looking, manly, articulate, and classy team has always been the GOATS.

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I will help translate Happy's words into intelligible English so we call all understand what he's actually trying to say.

Replace the following words in the above statement:
Change:
-popular to infamous
-good to goat
-manly to elderly
-articulate to antiquated
and
-classy to gassy

There you go, that statement makes sense now. Everyone can finally understand!

[TrackeySauresRex]

Only 6 teams this year?

Shooting for Top 5 bragging rights! 

7 Teams, Runs & Noses were late to sign in. OG tech team has not put them in yet.

The GOATS! The Grumpy,Old, And Tired Slugs. 

I hope we didn't miss the deadline. However, it's still gonna be great sitting back and talking smack on Y'all.

[Happy]

I hope yall didn't miss either. Your in in my book. And Zobo. If I wanted the other teams to understand what I wrote, I would have used single syllable words.

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[lacire]

I hope yall didn't miss either. Your in in my book. And Zobo. If I wanted the other teams to understand what I wrote, I would have used single syllable words.

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Happy has a handle on Ebonics too... 

[JeffC]

  

[eggshell]

Well zitbo, those may all be true, but we still kill the crap out of gobblers. Even in our elderly, physically limited and gassy state.....WE RULE.

[lacire]

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[Zobo]

I'll try to explain this, don't worry I'll go slow, but we are not farm animals. We're not scattered in any way, we don't roar like scary lions, we aren't b grade killers and we're not hanging on by a limb.
We are LONGBEARDS!!! ...
elite, on another level of sophistication and intelligence, and of course idolized by many. 


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[Zobo]

Our superior knowledge, skill set and endurance will led us to victory. And if the Gods don't will it, we still will be the envy of the forum because of our good looks (sorry Happy), sense of humor(sorry JeffC) and popularity with women (sorry lacire).

[Happy]

I'll try to explain this, don't worry I'll go slow, but we are not farm animals. We're not scattered in any way, we don't roar like scary lions, we aren't b grade killers and we're not hanging on by a limb.
We are LONGBEARDS!!! ...
elite, on another level of sophistication and intelligence, and of course idolized by many. 


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At the funny farm? Or maybe one of those sci-fi conventions?
Better put some Duracell's in your light saber and wear your brown pants Zobo.

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[crow]

Happy, I think Bobo and the rest of the limpbeards are delusional from attending too many of those Mid-evil renaissance fairs

[JeffC]