GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread

[Zobo]

...Mark Wahlberg drives the same van as I when traveling incognito.
BTW:
Incognito means "in disguise." 🥸

Glad you cleared that up, Zob!  I was just getting ready to look for a dictionary.  Still have to...but now I just have to see what "disguise" means cuz I'm a good deducer... 
By the way, what's the problem with dees guys that they can't get their cogs in neato?   

Oh I know you know GobbleNut! I was certainly not talking to the likes of a distinguished, smart and highly articulate individual such as yourself. I was just trying to elucidate  for some of the less fortunate members of your team.
BTW:
Elucidate means to clarify 

[Happy]

Zobo,
How much time have you spent in a thesaurus today? And Mark Wahlberg? Really? The guy formerly known as Marky Mark? . Talk about aiming low. I guess there is less chance of disappointment if you live life that way.

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[Zobo]

I might aim low, but I never need a second shot.

[Happy]

True. I suppose a second shot typically wouldn't be considered after one has just shot himself in the foot. See, i can sound edjumacated too!

[Zobo]

Alright, alright Happy I give up!
I'm clearly no match for your wit and wisdom.
I guess I'll take your advice from now on. I will do what Happy does and always aim high. 😃


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[Happy]

All in good fun, Zobo. This is where I earn my keep. Go kill a gobbler this spring and remind me of your superior abilities in that department later on this spring. I really hope you do.

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[lacire]

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[JeffC]

WAKE UP GRUMPIES!!!       Season is getting ready to open in the South!!

[crow]

WAKE UP GRUMPIES!!!       Season is getting ready to open in the South!!

Don't worry, Jetlag and O.J.Fans are coming, and hell's coming with them.
They are about to unleash the Crackin.

[GobbleNut]

...Mark Wahlberg drives the same van as I when traveling incognito.
BTW:
Incognito means "in disguise." 🥸

Glad you cleared that up, Zob!  I was just getting ready to look for a dictionary.  Still have to...but now I just have to see what "disguise" means cuz I'm a good deducer... 
By the way, what's the problem with dees guys that they can't get their cogs in neato?   

Oh I know you know GobbleNut! I was certainly not talking to the likes of a distinguished, smart and highly articulate individual such as yourself. I was just trying to elucidate  for some of the less fortunate members of your team.
BTW:
Elucidate means to clarify 

Oh, I know what that means. I had plenty of elusive dates in my younger years. They mostly clarified that I should just go turkey huntin' instead... 

[Zobo]

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Hey lackluster, you have some impressive volumes in your library!
Where do you keep that book, between your copies of "Reaping for Dummies" and "Success With Drones: how modern technology can improve your turkey haul"  

[lacire]

I want through my grandkids books and found one I think you'll like, it's easy to comprehend, lots of pictures and hardly anything to read, hope it doesn't cause any nightmares....


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[Zobo]

Well, it's cute, but sorry to burst your bubble, it's just a fairytale.

[Zobo]

All in good fun, Zobo. This is where I earn my keep. Go kill a gobbler this spring and remind me of your superior abilities in that department later on this spring. I really hope you do.

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Ok Sappy, will do 

[Happy]

Very nice! We have other teams insulting each other on our thread. It's about to be a party. I like it! I am not sure how Jiffy Pop and Labamba are gonna survive if they have to make memes of all the teams. Poor fellows are gonna be worn out by April. Heck, they are probably already worn out, to be honest.

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