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Title: My brother...........
Post by: Yoder409 on February 18, 2022, 08:08:55 AM
I think he's gonna do OK this spring.   His pre-season scouting is looking somewhat hopeful.  I hope last night's rain washed the turkey poop off his porch.   Hope, in the heat of the hunt he doesn't forget to slide the door open.   

:TooFunny:

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Title: Re: My brother...........
Post by: Tom007 on February 18, 2022, 08:14:13 AM
Fantastic.......
Title: Re: My brother...........
Post by: the Ward on February 18, 2022, 08:42:34 AM
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Title: Re: My brother...........
Post by: Greg Massey on February 18, 2022, 09:01:37 AM
Awesome
Title: Re: My brother...........
Post by: Muzzy61 on February 18, 2022, 09:10:35 AM
Looks like the strutter is doing some recon work for the other other guys.
Title: Re: My brother...........
Post by: trkehunr93 on February 18, 2022, 09:39:25 AM
Who's scouting who?   Boy's I think we found his roost spot!  :TooFunny:
Title: Re: My brother...........
Post by: Dtrkyman on February 18, 2022, 11:38:30 AM
Your Bro must have pissed that bird off, comes right up to his door and takes a dump!  That is just plain rude!
Title: Re: My brother...........
Post by: Paulmyr on February 18, 2022, 12:37:20 PM
Looks to me like he's trying to decide whether on not your brother will be a worthy opponent come spring time!
Title: Re: My brother...........
Post by: Happy on February 18, 2022, 01:11:14 PM
I'd say he caught a glimpse of another good looking gobbler mimicking him and is making sure he sets him straight
Title: Re: My brother...........
Post by: eggshell on February 18, 2022, 01:17:08 PM
Hey yoder, Tell him team G.O.A.T.S would like to lease his blind, lazy boy and all. We're not going to hunt it, we just want to keep the other jokers, on those other teams from using it....some of them don't have a lot of scruples.
Title: Re: My brother...........
Post by: strum on February 18, 2022, 01:43:28 PM
(Knocking on door) Excuse me sir. Do you have any grey poop on?  I would be very happy to leave you some .
Title: Re: My brother...........
Post by: grayfox on February 18, 2022, 02:06:56 PM
I'd be very careful if I was him. It could be a trap to ambush him when he comes out the door. Seriously that is so funny.
Title: Re: My brother...........
Post by: Yoder409 on February 18, 2022, 02:51:50 PM
In the spirit of brevity........... I'll just say that I have LMAO at most every one of you guys' replies !!!!!    :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:


Yinz ain't right........     :goofball:
Title: Re: My brother...........
Post by: Paulmyr on February 18, 2022, 03:28:00 PM
Quote from: Yoder409 on February 18, 2022, 02:51:50 PM
In the spirit of brevity........... I'll just say that I have LMAO at most every one of you guys' replies !!!!!    :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:


Yinz ain't right........     :goofball:

Yinz!!!  That's Pennsylvania speak.
Title: Re: My brother...........
Post by: Tom007 on February 18, 2022, 03:45:54 PM
He's knocking at heavens door....... :fud:
Title: Re: My brother...........
Post by: paboxcall on February 18, 2022, 06:14:28 PM
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Tell that brother of yours I said to put in his hearing protection, then open that door. Safety first.
Title: Re: My brother...........
Post by: Yoder409 on February 18, 2022, 06:18:17 PM
Quote from: paboxcall on February 18, 2022, 06:14:28 PM
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Tell that brother of yours I said to put in his hearing protection, then open that door. Safety first.

Word on the street is...........he's baiting them birds with Alberto's stromboli.

:TooFunny:
Title: Re: My brother...........
Post by: paboxcall on February 18, 2022, 06:23:16 PM
Quote from: Yoder409 on February 18, 2022, 06:18:17 PM

Word on the street is...........he's baiting them birds with Alberto's stromboli.

:TooFunny:

That's genius.

Tomorrow he'll be sending a pic of me standing next to that gobbler. But I promise to be more polite, no need keep that hose out.
Title: Re: My brother...........
Post by: Yoder409 on February 18, 2022, 06:29:04 PM
Quote from: paboxcall on February 18, 2022, 06:23:16 PM
Quote from: Yoder409 on February 18, 2022, 06:18:17 PM

Word on the street is...........he's baiting them birds with Alberto's stromboli.

:TooFunny:

That's genius.

Tomorrow he'll be sending a pic of me standing next to that gobbler. But I promise to be more polite, no need keep that hose out.

From what I've heard........... You probably WOULD strut and peck on the glass slider for an Alberto's stromboli !!!

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Title: Re: My brother...........
Post by: paboxcall on February 18, 2022, 06:35:13 PM
Quote from: Yoder409 on February 18, 2022, 06:29:04 PM
From what I've heard........... You probably WOULD strut and peck on the glass slider for an Alberto's stromboli !!!

:TooFunny:  :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:

Proudly!
Title: Re: My brother...........
Post by: ferocious calls on February 21, 2022, 06:31:41 PM
The last one that got too comfortable close to the house, I waited until he strutted facing away and ran up behind him and snatched him up by the legs. Still have the scar. Let him go and 5 minutes later he gobbled just behind the house 50 yds.