I just realized something...

[crow]

The fish picture face expression is more understandable,

if I was in a picture with a little girl and she caught a fish and I didn't have one this is what I would look like

especially if I somehow had accidentally wet the inside of one of my pant legs 

[Happy]

The fish picture face expression is more understandable,

if I was in a picture with a little girl and she caught a fish and I didn't have one this is what I would look like

especially if I somehow had accidentally wet the inside of one of my pant legs 

[Happy]

Happy, is that decoy that you hold up in front of you and walk around the woods with?

if it is you might stretch his fan out wider and maybe put some feathers on your pants legs to blend in better

That is a prototype reaping decoy. That was being tested in WV and I still haven't designed a tail fan that can stop a 22-250 bullet. I am running out of test volunteers rapidly as well.

[crow]

I went back and looked at your gobbler picture again,

and there might be some kind of pattern going on between your facial expressions and the right pant leg looking darker and wet in both pictures.      

[Happy]

Hey, I get excited. It's not every day I get to stand beside someone else's turkey, or fish for that matter.

[RutnNStrutn]

 

[crow]

Hey, I get excited. It's not every day I get to stand beside someone else's turkey, or fish for that matter.

[Sir-diealot]

Before my accident my camo never matched. Now I wear camo pants that are baggy and comfortable and a long sleeve black shirt, gloves and facemask in the blind.

[randy6471]

Happy I'm shocked that you're able to kill anything in that outfit. That looks nothing like the "professional" hunters that I see in all the advertisements!!

[Happy]

Happy I'm shocked that you're able to kill anything in that outfit. That looks nothing like the "professional" hunters that I see in all the advertisements!!

I kill fashion pretty regularly during hunting season.

[Gooserbat]

The only way to be taken seriously is to be photographed with dead turkeys.

[deerhunt1988]

But you have facepaint. Doesn't get any more serious than that.

that's actually grounds for me to not take someone serious

[Tail Feathers]

I've always heard that a little paint covers a multitude of sins.
So what you hiding behind that face paint Happy?!?

[Marc]

I see your tactic...

Pull into the parking lot (of a public area), wearing non-matching camo (and probably two hats at the same time) with scary-azz face-paint, and start taking to your self...  "NO!  I won't do it...  Stop telling me to do that!  I don't even know them!!!"

Then you smile at the other parties in the lot as you carefully unload your gear (mumbling to yourself)...  And Wa-Lah...  You have a public spot to yourself...

[King Cobra]

I don't see a gun, did you run him down and stomp him or shoot him lol