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Started by zsully, January 27, 2020, 09:07:33 PM
Quote from: zsully on February 23, 2020, 09:15:13 PMHere's one that isn't turkey hunting related at all but looking back now is pretty funny. This happened at my residence and the events I'm about to share are not exaggerated.......at all.The date is February 23, 2020, in Pennsylvania the day dawned (after I had my full quota of coffee and checked OG) at a beautiful 50 degrees. This is completely unheard of in southwest Pa for this time of the year and like any archery/pheasant/deer/grouse/turkey hunter I had completely neglected my yard duties this past fall. With nothing on the schedule for today and that extra cup of coffee boosting my motivation I dawned my favorite pair of work pants and headed outside. These pants are those special pants that have history and every grease stain, paint streak, and thread bare spot has been earned over years of sweat, blood and tears.The first goal was to get rid of those pesky dead decorative grasses that my wife likes so much. These things suck. They're big tall and only look half decent for about two days in the spring. Now they're 6 foot tall, brown and super dead. So down they come but now I need to burn all the stems and the root balls. First victim is standing in the mulch bed all by himself, badly wounded from a recent battle with a weed whacker. It shouldn't take much to finish him off. I put the 8 inch stick lighter in my teeth and began my approach. There was no need to be stealthy, so I jumped into action and ran over there (more like a slow walk), lifted the lighter high and plunged it deep into the heart of the decorative grasses flesh. With a click the spark ignited the grass. Like most men, I enjoy stepping back and admiring my handy work and for some reason lighting fire is one of those things I always feel the need to step back and admire even if it's just a second. Wow that's burning fast......and hot. Dang it's hot. Then it happened. A slight gust of wind sent some embers skipping across the mulch and into the yard.. The yards pretty dead but there's not much to burn. Better grab the rake anyways. This time I walked with a quickness to the garage and grab the rake. When I got back the fire had just barely started in the yard. I went to stomp and rake the grass that was on fire. One swift flick of the rake and it breaks in two. All the sudden I'm dancing around surrounded by fire. Shoot I need the hose. Back to the garage.....I come out with the hose over my shoulder doing my best impression of a fireman. It had only been thirty seconds maybe a minute. My front yard was blazing!!!!!!!! I ran to the top of my sidewalk closest to the house, lifted the nozzle and pressed the trigger. I was met with a loud snap and a jet stream of water smacking me in the face. I get the nozzle off and used my thumb to control the water and start fighting the blaze. In about 30 seconds everything was under control.That's when I felt it.......a cool breeze not unlike what you feel wearing a pair of shorts in the summer. But I have my favorite jeans on. One look down confirmed it. At some point during the battle I blew the crotch clean out of my favorite jeans. There's no saving them. So in the first 30 minutes outside today I broke a rake, caught my yard on fire, destroyed a hose nozzle and blew out the crotch of my favorite jeans. I think There are two morals to this story. 1. Never drink that extra cup of motivational coffee and 2. Yard work is overrated and I should stick to turkey hunting.
Quote from: zsully on March 01, 2020, 09:50:38 PMDang Don, I feel like I just watched your daughter grow up.