This may come off as a stupid question...

[new2turkey]

But I've read lots of turkey hunting stories lasting hours... What do you do when you have to go pee with a bird in front of you?



I mean, one guy said it took him 4 hours to shoot a bird that (I believe) would have seen/heard him if he would've gotten up or moved....

I'm sure you guys don't wet yourselves... So whats the secret?  

[PANYHunter]

I can generally hold it if I'm working a bird.  Try not to drink too much coffee in the morning either.  Not sure what else.  I guess you could always dry the adult diapers

[mightyjoeyoung]

I can generally hold it if I'm working a bird.  Try not to drink too much coffee in the morning either.  Not sure what else.  I guess you could always dry the adult diapers

I think the bigger issue is the "other" bodily function that inevitably happens after I get a cup of coffe or three in me...EVERY MORNING!!!   Don't know bout you young pups, but if I even smell coffe in the morning...it's on!  I am usually one cranky bastard during turkey season due to the fact that I cut back on the coffe to...well...cut back on the after effects.  For some reason I just don't like to make in the woods.  somethin bout gettin a deer tick on yer bum just not all that appealing to me as I have already had to get the heavy doses of antibiotics the last time I found one behind my ear.

[longspur]

When I'm workin a bird those urges always disappear. that being said I would wet myself for a bird right now. Crap my pants too.

[siyakadog]

It all psychogical!
2 yrs ago we saw some birds come around the corner and we just hit the nearest tree, well it took them hour and a half to come across meadow, I had to pee before we sat down.  Just imagine your bladder hurting so bad then imagine your body soaking it back up!!! LOL
After we doubled on those birds I peed about 5 minutes!

[new2turkey]

Lol it seems like I drink half a water bottle and I have to pee 3 times in an hour..


Maybe it is all in my head.

[trash2]

paint it like a snake, soon as i set down I throw it over my leg and behind the tree im on. never had a problem

[LongRifle]

paint it like a snake, soon as i set down I throw it over my leg and behind the tree im on. never had a problem

LOL!   Thanks for the laugh

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[Scottyb]

Generally I am too numb  to pee anyway after being on a bird for more than an hour in one spot...lol

[new2turkey]

Lol

[bowhunter84]

When I'm workin a bird those urges always disappear. that being said I would wet myself for a bird right now. Crap my pants too.