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Started by SpitanDrum, April 18, 2011, 06:38:22 PM

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A 60 year old man goes to the Doctor for his annual check up. The doc checks him out and asked what he did to stay in such good shape. The man replied that he was a Turkey Hunter, I spend every day chasing turkeys up and down hills. The Doc said, there must be another reason for his good health.

The Doc then asked the man, how old was your dad when he passed away? The man said, he is 82 years old and still going strong. In fact, he is out hunting turkeys right now. The doc said ok, but there must be another reason for your good health

He then asked the man how old his Grand dad was when he passed away. The man said he was still alive and doing well at 102. The doc the said, I suppose he is out hunting turkeys too? THe man said no, he is getting married today.