Special Request (Secrets)

[guesswho]

We have had a series of useless threads recently and I had a special request via pm today to share some of my secrets.  So I figured why not share something useful.  I know this will hurt local populations but some things need to be shared.   For those who don't know me, I'm fairly successful in the turkey woods and an inventor.  I killed one in 1968, 74, 83, 93, 94, 2007 and 2015.  The following are some equipment that has helped me be as successful as I have been over the years.

First is a decoy I designed, field tested and distributed.  It's the Badonkadeke.  It should only be used when you feel like carrying a long beard out of the woods.  It comes with interchangeble heads and tails.  So It can be used as a hen, gobbler or even a strutter.



My next invention was The String.  Turkeys can't resist coming in on it.  and when combined with my other invention The Keys To Success its a cant miss combo.  These are also commercially available "sometimes".  You can see both tools in the picture.


Another invention that really helped as I got older and my eyes started to fade, is my Gobbler Seeking Glasses.  These allow you to see turkeys appear from somewhere instead of nowhere.  Gives me the extra 30 minutes or so to get my gun up and ready.  In this picture you can see I'm all decked out and ready for a successful hunt.  Pictured are the Gobbler Seeking Glasses, The String connected to The Keys To Success along with my Mark Sharpe Wingbone and MKW Trumpet.  You combine all of these at the same time along with Badonkadeke and the only problem you will have is picking out which gobbler to shoot.  But the government makes me issue a warning anytime I share these secrets.  If your not the only person using these tools in your area, your turkey population will be decimated.

And as you can see from the N"WTF"'s turkey population map, these are extremely effective tools.  It took them several years to figure out what was happening around the Phenix City/Columbus Georgia area.  Populations plummeted when I started using these tools.  I have since started using them in moderation. 

And please carry enough shells to kill all the turkeys in your area.  If you don't, this can happen to you as well.  I can take on one or two gobblers bare handed, but 80-100 can do some serious damage once they get you down.  I hope this helps you have a successful and safe spring season.  And please, no more pm requests wanting to be a pro-staffer.  It is full and the waiting list is longer than most popular call makers lists.

[THattaway]

Mr. Ronnie,
Thank you for this! All that is missing is the 5 gallon "bucket o' spurs trophy display".

[Haypatch]

That's to funny!  thanks for sharing your secrets!!!

[appalachianassassin]

wish more folks had a good sence of humor. good stuff right there

[sevetts]

Well sir I just want to say thank you! I had an appendectomy 6 days ago and it feels like I have been on here every couple hours. I have been waiting for you to post this

[davisd9]

Dang, I need some of those Gobbler Seeking Glasses so maybe I will have a chance to get me a good bird this year.  Where do I send the check? 

[the Ward]

 

[marshboy]

 

[KentuckyLB]

That's funny stuff right there don't care who you are..

[guesswho]

Mr. Ronnie,
Thank you for this! All that is missing is the 5 gallon "bucket o' spurs trophy display".

I'm here for ya!  You know I rarely show my display and necklace, but since you asked here's my spur display an my spur necklace


And I almost forgot this invention to replace the standard head-net.   It's called the fan-net.  I was fanning before fanning was cool.


And I forgot to mention something about Badonkadeke.  Hogs will attack and try to kill him.

[crow]

  some great inventions right there, very funny stuff.

have you ever gotten a bad headache while wearing the fan net?

[guesswho]

some great inventions right there, very funny stuff.

have you ever gotten a bad headache while wearing the fan net?

No headaches yet, but my butt stings sometimes.

[THattaway]

This is the stuff of legends. Thank you again Ronnie.

[daddyduke]

Funny stuff right there!

[Tail Feathers]

   I want a fan hat!!!!!

You sir, are a man among turkeys...er...a turkey among men...  You know what I mean!