Derail this thread...

[Happy]

Do your cousins work on the railroad ??

You said a key word there. Work. And that is a negative

[Yoder409]

Actually..............................that is a positive.

Look at how much money they save by not having to buy alarm clocks, lunch boxes, work clothes......................

[Happy]

Well I give you credit for always looking at the positives.

[guesswho]

Are you positive?

[Happy]

Are you positive?

No. Now I am just confused.

[Yoder409]

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I think I've lost an electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

[Happy]

What do Amish women want?

Two mennonite.

[southern_leo]

But if I had mastered the flute my life would be different

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[Yoder409]

But,  if a bullfrog had wings, he wouldn't whomp his little green butt every time he jumped.

[Yoder409]

What do Amish women want?

They just wanna drive their husbands buggy.

[Happy]

What do Amish women want?

They just wanna drive their husbands buggy.

Did you ever see the emergency brake for those? It a small diameter rope tied to the horses gonads.

[Yoder409]

What do Amish women want?

They just wanna drive their husbands buggy.

Did you ever see the emergency brake for those? It a small diameter rope tied to the horses gonads.

As opposed to the accelerator, which is a dash-mounted rubber band gun AIMED at the horse's gonads

[Yoder409]

And BTW.........the gonad rope is the regular brake. 

The emergency brake is the .22 rifle behind the seat..............which also doubles as an equine first aid kit.

[Happy]

And BTW.........the gonad rope is the regular brake. 

The emergency brake is the .22 rifle behind the seat..............which also doubles as an equine first aid kit.

That's good right there.

[g8rvet]

Did y'all know if you pull off a lizard's tail, he'll grow a new one?