Red Dawn Raiders Team Manager

[Jay]

As you probably know we had numerous hunters who wanted to be on this team, but due to filling with past Raiders, sadly there just wasn't any openings. However, I did create a position of manager for one of those guys, so he can be considered as part of the team. He's a bit deranged, so should fit in here well. He's also a very knowledgable Turkey hunter, so he will be available for any questions you might have.
My first question is, "do Jakes Gobble in Florida"?

[simpzenith]

What are you talking about Jay? 

[Jay]

  Our new team manager. I don't know what duties he should have, being it is a new position. I noticed he's already got a banner. He'll probably wander over to say Hi today.

[chatterbox]

Our new team manager. I don't know what duties he should have, being it is a new position. I noticed he's already got a banner. He'll probably wander over to say Hi today.

He's a little deranged. I would say a perfect fit for your team!

[Jay]

So there's a Gobbler in the distance, and he moves around some bushes, who is most suited to do a 150 yard sneak without any cover, and get that Gobbler?
A. A wily Coyote
B. A low sneaken Bobcat
C. A soon to be senior citizen doing a waddle resembling a large Duck.

[simpzenith]

Glad to have you on the team Doug! Where's "D"? None of the above 

[Jay]

Jay I'm short and Fat. But I can disappear and float like a butterfly over open terrain then reappear so close that the gobbler didn't know what hit him. You saw it. That's D. You weren't even sure what you saw. 

All I know is I NEVER have a video camera, when the funniest moments in my life happen

[Jay]

Working as a team, when doesn't walking behind a set up shooter calling, doesn't work on drawing in a hung up Gobbler to the set up man.

[Muskie03]

OH BOY!!! This reminds me of yet another Molly Hatchet song--Flirting with Disaster!

[huntdux1]

welcome aboard Doug

[JW]

Hey I liked that - Take away!

JW