Favorite hunting quote

[jhoward11]

Going to put the " Mohican sneak on him"

[Turkeybutt]

He has to be perfect every day, you only need to do everything right one day.  Each hunt, ask yourself what you could have done different.  When you think you have a turkey, or turkeys in general, figured out - you are wrong.  They are random and wary with excellent hearing, excellent eyesight.  The chink in their armor is they really really really want to breed.  They are not intelligent, but they can and will learn.

[Sungrazer]

"He's dead, he just don't know it yet"
My Dad

[Turkeybutt]

While out scouting with my son the other day when one gobbled he said,
"That's one bird that has an appointment for a TSS facial in a few days."

[Turkeyman]

If a bird gobbles at your call he's already half dead, you just gotta complete the other half.

[grayfox]

        "I don't hunt turkeys because I want to, I hunt turkeys because I have to."  Tom Kelly

My favorite. You have to be a turkey hunter to understand it.

[Stickbow98]

"You know why turkeys (and deer) always seem to come in behind you?

...You're facing the WRONG WAY!! 

[spencerhoosier]

From my daughter..."Hey dad, I saw a chubby turkey in the field this morning on the way to school."

She calls stutters, chubby ones, so now I do too!

[Cowboy]

Our kids called ours PUFFERS. Now got us saying it. Lol

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[Bagg-it Tag-it]

"A peculiar virtue in wildlife ethics is that the hunter ordinarily has no gallery to applaud or disapprove of his conduct. Whatever his acts, they are dictated by his own conscience, rather than a mob of onlookers. It is difficult to exaggerate the importance of this fact." --Aldo Leopold

[TurkinTone]

"When you hear that Ol' Bird gobble one of two things is bout to happen...you gonna kill'm or you ain't. "

[TrackeySauresRex]

Wake up late and shoot straight 

[DocHolliday]

As a frequent black powder turkey hunter, the following is always pertinent and frequently rears its ugly head:

"All skill is in vain when an Angel decides to pee in the touchole of your musket " -German proverb

[Sixes]

My Dad would say

"He's just turkeying" when something went wrong in a hunt

[Zobo]

   Soak it up, go into it softly and thoughtfully, with understanding, for another year must pass before you can come this way again.
                            -Gene Hill