Father & Daughter Talk

[hobbes]

A friend of mine forwarded this to me by email today.  I thought this was an appropriate place to pass it along.


If only wisdom could be acquired in the classroom alone..
 
Father & Daughter Talk

A young woman was about to finish her first year of college.  Like so
many others her age, she considered herself to be very liberal, and among
other liberal ideals, was very much in favor of higher taxes to support
more government programs, in other words redistribution of wealth.

She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch conservative,
a  feeling she openly expressed.  Based on the lectures that she had
participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that
her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he
thought should be his.

One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes
on  the rich and the need for more government programs.

The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the
truth and she indicated so to her father.  He responded by asking how she
was doing in school.

Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and
let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was taking
a very  difficult course load and was constantly studying, which left her
no time  to go out and party like other people she knew.  She didn't even
have time  for a boyfriend, and didn't really have many college friends
because she spent all her time studying.

Her father listened and then asked, "How is your friend Audrey doing?"
She replied, "Audrey is barely getting by.  All she takes are easy
classes,  she never studies and she barely has a 2.0 GPA.  She is so
popular on  campus; college for her is a blast.  She's always invited
to all the  parties  and lots of times she doesn't even show up for
classes because she's too  hung over"

Her wise father asked his daughter, "Why don't you go to the Dean's
office and ask him to deduct 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your friend
who only has a 2.0.  That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and certainly
that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA."

The daughter, visibly shocked by her father's suggestion, angrily fired
back, "That's a crazy idea, how would that be fair!  I've worked really
hard  for my grades!  I've invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work!
Audrey  has done next to nothing toward her degree.  She played while I
worked my  tail off!"

The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, "Welcome to the
conservative side of the fence."

If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great
test!

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat..
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for
everyone.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
(Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping
for  it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a
good laugh.

A liberal will delete it because he's "offended."

[870FaceLift]

 

[devin4484]

 :smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-anglad im a conservative

[catdaddy]

Spot on !!  Love it!

[bowhunter84]

 

[Basser69]

 

[PANYHunter]

Read that before but I never get tired of it.  

[goblr77]

Amen.

[Struttin Spurs]

Good stuff. 

[Hognutz]

That has been around awhile, but it is a timeless piece of writing. That is as well said as anything I have ever read. It breaks the system down into a logic that even the most liberal can understand. When you lay that on them, most are speechless. They have no comeback.

[TnTurk]

Good stuff.   

[hookedspur]

Spot on !!  Love it!

[Woodsman4God]

Thats one of my favorites