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What Do I Look Like (JOKE)
What Do I Look Like (JOKE)
Started by tomstopper, February 09, 2015, 08:58:27 AM
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tomstopper
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What Do I Look Like (JOKE)
February 09, 2015, 08:58:27 AM
A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day, the wife asked her husband, "Honey, one of the bathroom pipes is leaking. Could you fix it?"
The husband looked at his wife and said, "What do I look like -- Mr. Plumber?"
A few days went by, and his wife asked for a favor. "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?"
"What do I look like -- Mr. Goodwrench?"
A couple weeks later, the wife found a leak in the roof. "Honey, there's a leak on the roof. Can you please fix it?"
"What do I look like -- Bob Vila?" He sat down with a beer and watched a game on TV.
One rainy weekend, the husband realized the leak on the roof was gone. He went to the bathroom and found that the pipe behind the sink wasn't leaking anymore either.
When his wife returned home, the husband asked, "Honey, how come there aren't any more leaks and the car's running?"
She replied nonchalantly, "Oh, the other day I ran into one of our new neighbors, Jon. What a nice man. He came over and fixed everything.
"Wow, did he charge us anything?"
"No, he said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or had a pleasurable interaction with him."
"Cool. What kind of cake did you make?"
"Cake? What the hell do I look like -- Betty Crocker?"
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February 09, 2015, 12:06:54 PM
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February 09, 2015, 09:09:15 PM
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February 11, 2015, 01:28:02 AM
Ouch!
Momma said "Kill that turkey"
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February 11, 2015, 06:35:57 AM
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February 11, 2015, 01:29:15 PM
Serves him right!!!
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February 11, 2015, 02:48:50 PM
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February 11, 2015, 05:44:26 PM
Hahaha!
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February 11, 2015, 06:00:42 PM
:TooFunny:Oh shoot thats a good one!
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February 11, 2015, 09:05:05 PM
yep
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February 11, 2015, 09:15:39 PM
had that one coming
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Re: What Do I Look Like (JOKE)
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February 12, 2015, 11:01:39 AM
The addiction will cost you time and money and alienate those close to you. I can give you the names of a dozen addicts — myself included — whose wives begin to get their hackles up a week before turkey season starts and stay mad until a week after it closes.
—Charlie Elliott
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February 28, 2015, 12:49:25 PM
That's funny!!
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February 28, 2015, 05:31:22 PM
Happy wife= happy life, I thought we all knew that.
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February 28, 2015, 08:54:09 PM
Hey it could hsve been during turkey season
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