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Started by CASH, March 10, 2014, 09:49:13 AM

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CASH

March 10, 2014, 09:49:13 AM
Is the birthday boy today.

Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate birthdays, birthdays celebrate Chuck Norris
A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands, love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper; his hands remember the rifle.

CASH

#2
March 10, 2014, 10:01:17 AM
 :TooFunny:
A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands, love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper; his hands remember the rifle.

Hognutz

#3
March 10, 2014, 11:32:50 AM
Chuck doesn't blow the birthday candles, they blow him..
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.

Skeeterbait

#4
March 10, 2014, 11:41:00 AM
Hevi Shot is made from beads of Chuck Norris sweat.

Hognutz

#5
March 10, 2014, 11:57:46 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.

tomstopper

#6
March 10, 2014, 11:59:43 AM Last Edit: March 10, 2014, 12:26:26 PM by tomstopper
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: Keep them coming.....

Hognutz

#7
March 10, 2014, 12:08:46 PM
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.

Hognutz

#8
March 10, 2014, 12:09:51 PM
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.

budtripp

#9
March 10, 2014, 01:28:57 PM
Once as a joke, Chuck Norris took a whiz in the fuel tank of a semi truck. We know that truck today as Optimus prime

GomerPyle

#10
March 10, 2014, 01:30:53 PM
Monsters check under the bed for Chuck Norris
[From a buddy re: turkey hunting]
"the best advice I can give you is to run from it like it's crystal meth"

jakesdad

#11
March 10, 2014, 02:13:54 PM
Chuck Norris doesnt get wet....water gets Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can divide by zero

When Chuck Norris has sex he's always on top.....because Chuck Norris doesnt $%#@ up


"There are turkey hunters and people who hunt turkeys.I hope I am remembered as a turkey hunter"

turkey_slayer

#12
March 10, 2014, 02:20:12 PM

jblackburn

#13
March 10, 2014, 04:16:36 PM
 :funnyturkey:
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Genesis 27:3 - Now then, get your weapons—your quiver and bow—and go out to the open country to hunt some wild game for me.

highwaygun

#14
March 10, 2014, 04:30:21 PM
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago death just hasnt built up the courage to tell him yet
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