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Freaking Genesis!

Started by guesswho, February 24, 2014, 03:02:38 PM

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guesswho

February 24, 2014, 03:02:38 PM
I have come up with another decoy to go along with my Badonkadeke and Mojo's.   

I will be releasing my Rock'um-Sock'um line in the near future.  It will be as realistic as my Badonkadeke line, except this line will have strategically placed piano wire springs.  When that Gobbler rushes in and attacks the Rock'um-Sock'um, it fights back.   A group of gobblers come in and attack your decoy, no problem.  I plan on offering a Chuck Norris version which will have stronger and more springs.  Imagine how long you will have to draw your bow, get your gun, or film while that longbeard is in the fight of his life.   I'm debating on trying one with HTW wings, that's Heavier Than Wings wing's.   One slap with a HTW wing upside the gobblers head should stun him long enough for you to do whatever you need to do.  You could probably even go check his spurs and see if he meets your criteria if you only shoot three year olds and older.   

This may have just propelled me to Genesis staus!
If I'm not back in five minutes, wait longer!
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northms

#1
February 24, 2014, 03:16:48 PM
Will the decoy's head shoot up if he loses the fight to the gobbler?  :OGturkeyhead:

Frank G

#2
February 24, 2014, 03:34:34 PM
I have a friend that has more money then Christ's accountant, purchased a few high dollar decoys. These were (I say were) top of the line. After hunting all weekend in the drizzle, and not seeing a bird (heard some but they were hung up) he blasted 3 of them just to feel better.   :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: Had to be there. I'm sure he'll purchase a couple.  :icon_thumright:

Frank G  In Tennessee

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February 24, 2014, 04:21:37 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: AWESOME!
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THattaway

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February 24, 2014, 04:26:27 PM
Quote from: guesswho on February 24, 2014, 03:02:38 PM
  One slap with a HTW wing upside the gobblers head should stun him long enough for you to do whatever you need to do.  You could probably even go check his spurs and see if he meets your criteria if you only shoot three year olds and older.   

This may have just propelled me to Genesis staus!
You have just topped anything other post I have ever seen you make here. Kuddos to you Genesis master, you have my vote.
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MouthCaller

#5
February 24, 2014, 06:33:40 PM
The genius can't even spell genius.

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guesswho

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February 24, 2014, 06:54:31 PM
My humor may be a little to complex for some. 
If I'm not back in five minutes, wait longer!
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MouthCaller

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February 24, 2014, 07:08:57 PM
Quote from: guesswho on February 24, 2014, 06:54:31 PM
My humor may be a little to complex for some.
That or I just missed out on something lol

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guesswho

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February 24, 2014, 07:13:20 PM
Sometimes even I have to think about it.   My Baseball coaches always told to me I was out in left field, but I always caught, never understood that ???

I have a cousin who always spelled Genius with Genesis.   The whole Phil Collins deal really messed with his mind.  He now is on my assembly line attaching tail fans to my decoys.  My cousin that is, not Phil Collins. 
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THattaway

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February 24, 2014, 10:35:33 PM
Quote from: MouthCaller on February 24, 2014, 06:33:40 PM
The genius can't even spell genius.

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As far as I am concerned any cat who has 5 gallon buckets of spurs can make all the fun of turkey hunting gimmicks he wants and spell genius as Genesis too.
"Turkeys ain't nothing but big quail son."-Dad

"The truth is that no one really gives a dam how many turkeys you kill."-T

"No self respecting turkey hunter would pay $5 for a call that makes a good sound when he can buy a custom call for $80 and get the same sound."-NWiles

CASH

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February 24, 2014, 10:37:16 PM
Quote from: THattaway on February 24, 2014, 10:35:33 PM
Quote from: MouthCaller on February 24, 2014, 06:33:40 PM
The genius can't even spell genius.

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As far as I am concerned any cat who has 5 gallon buckets of spurs can make all the fun of turkey hunting gimmicks he wants and spell genius as Genesis too.

Yep.
A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands, love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper; his hands remember the rifle.

ccleroy

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February 24, 2014, 10:50:38 PM

Quote from: guesswho on February 24, 2014, 07:13:20 PM
Sometimes even I have to think about it.   My Baseball coaches always told to me I was out in left field, but I always caught, never understood that ???

I have a cousin who always spelled Genius with Genesis.   The whole Phil Collins deal really messed with his mind.  He now is on my assembly line attaching tail fans to my decoys.  My cousin that is, not Phil Collins.

Bwahahahahahahaha

davisd9

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February 24, 2014, 11:20:07 PM
Quote from: THattaway on February 24, 2014, 10:35:33 PM
Quote from: MouthCaller on February 24, 2014, 06:33:40 PM
The genius can't even spell genius.

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As far as I am concerned any cat who has 5 gallon buckets of spurs can make all the fun of turkey hunting gimmicks he wants and spell genius as Genesis too.

Agreed!

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RutnNStrutn

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February 24, 2014, 11:30:45 PM
Quote from: northms on February 24, 2014, 03:16:48 PM
Will the decoy's head shoot up if he loses the fight to the gobbler?  :OGturkeyhead:
:lol: ;D

Quote from: guesswho on February 24, 2014, 07:13:20 PMHe now is on my assembly line attaching tail fans to my decoys.  My cousin that is, not Phil Collins.
:lol: ;D :toothy9: :toothy12: :TooFunny:

MouthCaller

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February 25, 2014, 01:15:46 AM
Quote from: THattaway on February 24, 2014, 10:35:33 PM
Quote from: MouthCaller on February 24, 2014, 06:33:40 PM
The genius can't even spell genius.

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As far as I am concerned any cat who has 5 gallon buckets of spurs can make all the fun of turkey hunting gimmicks he wants and spell genius as Genesis too.
Duly noted

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