A Cook, Im not!

[guesswho]

My Wifes 50th birthday will be Monday.  I was going to surprise her with a birthday cake tomorrow.   It's a good thing I'm better at killing turkeys than I am making cakes.   It's supposed to be about six inches tall and it's about a inch.  At least I still have the surprise factor on my side.  I plan on telling her this is by design.  She's fifty so I made a cake that looks like it's 50 years old.   Maybe I can fix it up with about five inches of chocalate icing.

[Jay]

That's just plain pitiful. Frosting should hide that awful thing, and maybe even make it taste good. Maybe. Dang!

[hookedspur]

That's just plain pitiful. Frosting should hide that awful thing, and maybe even make it taste good. Maybe. Dang!

[redarrow]

Just pour a pot of pinto beans over it and call it supper.

[Shotgun]

    What ya doing tring to suck up before season starts.  As long as it taste good you'll be fine.

[OLE RASPY]

looks like corn bread instead of cake

[guesswho]

  What ya doing tring to suck up before season starts.  As long as it taste good you'll be fine.

I tell her the only reason I married her is because her birthday is the day before turkey season.   Get the birthday doings out of the way and I'm good all turkey season. 

[guesswho]

looks like corn bread instead of cake

You ain't seen my cornbread

[redarrow]

Just remind her that 50 ain't old,for a tree.

[vaturkey]

My Wifes 50th birthday will be Monday.  I was going to surprise her with a birthday cake tomorrow.   It's a good thing I'm better at killing turkeys than I am making cakes.   It's supposed to be about six inches tall and it's about a inch.  At least I still have the surprise factor on my side.  I plan on telling her this is by design.  She's fifty so I made a cake that looks like it's 50 years old.   Maybe I can fix it up with about five inches of chocalate icing.

GUESSWHO

MAMA ALWAYS TOLD ME TO NOT RUN IN THE KITCHEN WHEN SHE HAD A CAKE IN THE OVEN OR IT WOULD FALL. LOOKS LIKE A HERD OF BUFFALO RAN THROUGH YOUR KITCHEN.  AS LONG AS YOU MEANT WELL. THATS ALL THAT COUNTS. GOOD LUCK TUESDAY.   

[Doug-Va]

looks like corn bread instead of cake

Thats what i was thinking :laugh:but i couldn't have done no better!

Doug

[doepee]

lmao ----better run to the store and get some cupcakes

[mason0366]

MY  sweetie said put back in pan. Put a thick layer of frosten on it. She would not know the difference, She would think it was messed up from cutting and getting it out of pan. Then she said bless his heart at least he tried!

[selinoid44]

mix a few peaches in there and you will have some peach cobbler.

[mossy835]

looks like corn bread instead of cake

You ain't seen my cornbread

Not yet but I would have thought it was, just cover it in Chili and buy a cake then you have dinner and dessert covered.