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The Gorilla and the Redneck

Started by TrackeySauresRex, March 11, 2011, 04:24:45 PM

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THE GORILLA AND THE  REDNECK

A small zoo in  Indiana  obtained a very rare species of  gorilla.

Within a few weeks the  gorilla, a female, became very difficult to
handle.
Upon  examination, the veterinarian determined the problem.  The
gorilla  was
in heat.  To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla  available.

Thinking about  their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee
Walton, a
redneck  part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. 
Bobby
Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to
satisfy a female of any species.

The Zoo Keeper thought they  might have a solution.  Bobby Lee was
approached
with a  proposition.  Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for
$500.00?


Bobby Lee showed some  interest, but said he would have to think the
matter
over carefully.   The following day, he announced that he would accept
their
offer, but only  under five  conditions:


"First", Bobby Lee said, "I  ain't gonna kiss her on the lips."  The
Keeper
quickly agreed to this  condition.

"Second", he said, "She must  wear a 'Dale  Earnhardt Forever'
T-Shirt."  The
keeper again  readily agreed to this  condition.

"Third", he said, "you can't  never tell no one about this."  The keeper
again readily agreed to  this condition.

"Fourth", Bobby Lee said, "I  want all the children raised Southern
Baptist."
Once again it was  agreed.

"And last," Bobby Lee said,  "I'll need another week to come up with the
$500.00."

;D
"If You Call Them,They Will Come."


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