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Poker Face

Started by Deputy 14, January 13, 2014, 09:33:19 PM

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Deputy 14

        Two couples were playing  poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent  down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob's wife, Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to  sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
        Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get  some refreshments. Bob's wife followed and asked, 'Did you see anything that  you like under there?' Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well  indeed he did. She said, 'Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500.' After taking a minute or two to assess  the financial and moral costs of this offer, Jim confirms that he is  interested. Sue told him that since her husband  Bob worked Friday afternoons and Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house   around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.
        When Friday  rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2 p..m. sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 - they went to the bedroom and closed their  transaction, as agreed. Jim quickly dressed and  left.

       As usual, Bob came home from work at  6  p.m. And upon arriving, asked his wife: 'Did Jim come by the house this  afternoon?' With a lump in her throat Sue  answered 'Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon.' Her  heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, 'And did he give  you $500?' Sue, using her best poker face,  replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500.' Bob, with a satisfied look on his face,  surprised his wife by saying, 'He came by the office this morning and  borrowed $500 from me. He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on  his way home and pay me back.'

Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player

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