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Blonde Ice Fishing
Started by Gamblinman, January 06, 2014, 10:13:17 PM
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Gamblinman
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Blonde Ice Fishing
January 06, 2014, 10:13:17 PM
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject,
and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she headed for the ice.
After positioning her comfy camping stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.
Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice,
poured a cup of cappuccino from her thermos, and began to cut yet another hole.
Again from the heavens the voice bellowed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice.
She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut the hole.
The voice came once more,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
She stopped, looked skyward! and said,
"IS THAT YOU LORD?"
The voice replied,
"NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE SKATING RINK!"
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January 06, 2014, 10:21:58 PM
Funny
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January 06, 2014, 10:29:21 PM
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January 06, 2014, 10:56:02 PM
The Zambonie should have been a clue.
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January 07, 2014, 04:09:09 AM
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January 07, 2014, 07:45:33 AM
lol
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Re: Blonde Ice Fishing
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January 07, 2014, 10:27:12 AM
A classic!!
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
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Re: Blonde Ice Fishing
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January 07, 2014, 10:45:27 AM
I think that was my sister-in-law.
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January 07, 2014, 11:03:09 AM
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Re: Blonde Ice Fishing
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January 07, 2014, 12:32:59 PM
A shot not taken,is a shot missed!
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January 07, 2014, 12:56:11 PM
Hahaha. Awesome
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January 07, 2014, 05:45:43 PM
Never Misses
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January 07, 2014, 06:43:58 PM
Blahahahahaha. Good one
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January 07, 2014, 07:00:39 PM
Philippians 4:13 I can do all things through Christ who strengthens
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January 12, 2014, 09:29:38 PM
it's not the harvest,it's the chase
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