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Two Irish Nuns.

Started by Hognutz, December 18, 2013, 05:15:00 PM

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Hognutz

 
     
   
   
 
Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat, and one says to the other,  "I hear that the people in this country actually eat  dogs."

"Odd," her companion replies, "but if  we shall live in America , we
might as well do as the  Americans do."

As they sit, they hear a push  cart vendor yelling, "Hot Dogs, get your dogs here,"  and they both walk towards the hot dogcart. 

"Two dogs, please!," says one. The vendor is very pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and  hands them over. Excited, the nuns hurry to a bench  and begin to unwrap their 'dogs.'

The mother  superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush, 
and then, after staring at it for a moment, leans  to the other nun and in a soft brogue  whispers:
"What part did you get?"


May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
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I gotta tell that one to my preacher.
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