The Difference Between Potentially And Realistically.

[Hognutz]

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?'

The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a Million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a

million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million Bucks would buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially' , you and I are sitting on Three million dollars .

But 'realistically' , we're just living with two hookers and a queer.

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[lonnie sneed jr.]

 

[tomstopper]

That's Awesome.....

[savduck]

 

[captin_hook]

Blahahahahaha!!!

[owlhoot]

shoooot!

[chatterbox]

I really need to not read Mike's jokes and drink coffee at the same time!

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[grayfox]

 

[surehuntsalot]

 
pretty good one right there

[Gooserbat]

Now that was funny.

[JVA54]

   

[turkey slayer]

 

[sixbird]

That's some funny stuff!!!