A Tennessee State Trooper pulled a pickup over on 1-65, The trooper got out of his car and walked up to the driver's window. When the driver rolled down his window the trooper asked " Got any ID ?and the drver looked at him and said Bout Whut
A Retired Gentleman from Florida was just leaving A Chevy dealership with a brand new shiny Corvette, as he drove down the street he kept pushing down on the gas pedal going faster and faster. When he got on I-95 he looked down and was going 100 mph,when he looked in his rearview mirror and seen a State Trooper with all his lights flashing he pulled over to the side of the road. The State Trooper walked up and said listen It's Friday and it's the end of my shift, if you can give me an excuse I've never heard before I'll let you go, the gentleman thought about it and said , Three year's ago my wife ran off with a State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back. As the Trooper walked back to his car he said Have a good day sir.
