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Ammo Is Scarce.

Started by Hognutz, March 15, 2013, 11:29:48 AM

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Hognutz

March 15, 2013, 11:29:48 AM
Saturday morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo. On the way home, I stopped at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.
She looked at the ammo in the back of my truck
and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, big boy". "Would
you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"

I thought a few seconds and asked, "what kinda ammo ya got?"

Mike   ;D
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.

tomstopper

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March 15, 2013, 11:51:08 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Ded Goblr

#2
March 15, 2013, 01:12:09 PM
Thanks Mike, I always enjoy your humor!!!!

TrackeySauresRex

#3
March 15, 2013, 02:20:54 PM
 :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:
"If You Call Them,They Will Come."

AUDoubleBeard

#4
March 15, 2013, 02:27:26 PM
Good one!!! :icon_thumright: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

captin_hook

#5
March 15, 2013, 03:00:46 PM
Blahahahaha. :TooFunny:

JVA54

#6
March 15, 2013, 06:07:43 PM

       :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

flintlock

#7
March 15, 2013, 10:19:37 PM
LOL, you aint nuthin but ignern't!   :funnyturkey:
If you must smoke, please use BLACKPOWDER!

booth

#8
March 15, 2013, 11:32:46 PM
 :icon_thumright: that's a good one.

longspur

#9
March 16, 2013, 03:47:57 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

stone road turkey calls

#10
March 16, 2013, 07:20:44 AM
 :TooFunny:
Stone Road Turkey Calls / Gary Taylor
2013 Norseman 3rd place pot call
2013 Grand national 6th place pot call
2014 Midwest 3rd place pot call
2015 Midwest 5th place HM Tube call

gobbler74

#11
March 17, 2013, 09:55:44 PM
Hell yeah.
"Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail"

GSLAM95

#12
March 17, 2013, 10:10:25 PM
 :TooFunny: :icon_thumright: :whip2: :icon_thumright: :TooFunny:


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It just means that you value your relationship more than your ego.
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