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Started by redarrow, March 06, 2011, 09:43:50 AM
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March 06, 2011, 09:43:50 AM
A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"
"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for your trouble."
"I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts, and off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified! There was the blonde walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blond. What the hell are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."
"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde,"
but we had money left over so now we're going to Sea World."
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March 06, 2011, 09:46:50 AM
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March 06, 2011, 10:11:11 AM
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March 06, 2011, 10:23:30 AM
Turkeys are as smart as hunters make em and public land offers more classes.
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March 06, 2011, 11:16:19 AM
Have a friend I want to send that one to (his wife is blond).
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March 06, 2011, 11:49:52 AM
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
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March 06, 2011, 12:58:06 PM
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March 06, 2011, 06:48:52 PM
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March 06, 2011, 07:13:16 PM
HAHAHAHA awesome!
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March 06, 2011, 11:22:46 PM
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March 06, 2011, 11:37:35 PM
That's a good one!!
Thanks for the laugh.
God Bless,
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March 07, 2011, 12:16:53 AM
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