You know your a turkey hunter when???

[I hate turkeys]

You walk 6 miles scouting see one track and you still had a good day.

[jbennett]

When you are awake at 10:30 thinking about opening day and its 2 weeks away.

[budtripp]

Two weeks? You lucky dog, I still got a month and a half!

[captin_hook]

You look forward to chasing turkeys all year long.

[StruttinGobbler3]

When you wake up to find yourself roosting on the bedpost. 

[WickedBama]

Go listen everyday 2 weeks before season.

[strut2]

When it's the last day season and you can't wait for the next year!

[Gamblinman]

You get up at 5 am every morning before season and log on to the internet cams to see and hear the wild turkeys.



I have the affliction


Gman

[mnturkey]

You go to the zoo and when you walk by the Turkey exhibit you pull out your call and work it and embarass your wife.

[reflexl]

When you start viewing everything in life as a pattern and wander where to screw in a choke to change things. reflexl

[lightsoutcalls]

You're sitting in Cracker Barrel waiting for your dinner and hear someone begin laughing, but swear it sounded like a hen yelp.

[lonnie sneed jr.]

When you call your  dad every night on the phone to check on him and mom and 89% of your talk is about Turkey hunting and the other 10% is about making turkey calls 01% is about your mother. 

[TURKEYWHACKER]

You hang out in the livestock tents at the state fair just to yelp and cluck to the caged gobblers. 

[Byhalia]

When your walking around whistling the kee kee or whistle....and don't realize it !!


   

[trippsims]

when you wish your girlfriend wasn't in the car so you could break out the calls....