A Priest was presenting a special children's mass to the congregation.
During the message, he asked the children if they knew what the
resurrection was.
Now, asking questions during children's mass is crucial, but at the same
time, asking the children questions in front of a congregation can also be
very dangerous.
Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection,
a little boy raised his hand. The Priest called on him and the little boy
said, "All I know is that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than
four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."
It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough from
their laughter for mass to be continued.
