Randomly funny

[jblackburn]

I saw this on my facebook, it is ridiculously funny! 

Read the product reviews, some people have way too much time on their hands!

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=tsm_1_fb_lk

[5bites]

Lol WOW! This caused one of those awkward moments at work when your laughing and nobody knows why and you hope they don't think you're crazy.

[mnturkey]

The reviews are pretty funny, especially the one about incorporating the thing inot lovemaking.

[Hognutz]

Nice!!!! The one guy said that it worked much better after he realized that you had to peel the banana, first..Yikes   

[Deputy 14]

   Nice.

[BOFF]

"For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think I'll call it South Side Story.

Banana slicer...thanks to you, I see greatness on the horizon. "





God Bless,
David B.

[jblackburn]

This one made me laugh so hard that my coworkers came to check on me!

"Vietnam, Korea, Iraq...they have nothing on the war I struggle with everyday in avoiding eye contact while eating a banana. If I eat it whole every time it enters my mouth I feel like I am being judged on my technique. Laughter stirs, people begin to point and shout "look at the woman "eating" a banana!!"...Now, thanks to this product the pressure has gone! I whip off the peel, and place this on my banana and eat it by hand, in pieces, non judgmental pieces! Thank the lord"

[SinGin]

I know what the wifey is getting for valentines day this year.

[tomstopper]

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