IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE RECENT PM's ABOUT MY DOG:
PLEASE BE ADVISED, I AM SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT MY DOG
YES, HE MAULED SIX PEOPLE WEARING OBAMA T-SHIRTS,
FOUR PEOPLE WEARING PELOSI T-SHIRTS,
TWO OTHER DEMOCRATS,
NINE TEENAGERS WITH PANTS HANGING PAST THEIR CRACKS,
THREE FLAG BURNERS,
AND a PETA supporter.
FOR THE LAST TIME... THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE!
NO, I DO NOT APPROVE OF HIS SMOKING,
BUT HE SAYS IT HELPS GET THE "BAD TASTE" OUT OF HIS MOUTH!!